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#901 OFFLINE   Kringle

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 05:24 AM

Wow, now that's 252 days of good times! We need to get a blue peter badge for this shit.
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#902 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 08:25 AM

I like a Jazz, for £200 if I needed a car ASAP I would be all over that.
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#903 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 08:49 AM

Jazz probably suffers from what I call Yaris syndrome

“They’re so reliable those old Toyotas (Hondas)” - zero maintenance of any kind ever

It’s either an ultrabarg or the hot potato is landing in your lap.
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#904 OFFLINE   panhard65

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:32 AM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

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The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.


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#905 OFFLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:42 AM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

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The interior is absolutely minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere....

 

Family runabout, then.


F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside

#906 OFFLINE   spartacus

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 01:05 PM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.
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The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.


That only looks about 5 years old to me, presumably it's older, but £200 seems like a bargain.

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 02:30 PM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

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The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.

 

Drop me a message when you're ready to sell, these are decent* cars TBF. had mine for 3 years and 40k. 



#908 OFFLINE   panhard65

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 03:51 PM

That only looks about 5 years old to me, presumably it's older, but £200 seems like a bargain.

 

It is a 57 plate so yes practically brand new to me.

Drop me a message when you're ready to sell, these are decent* cars TBF. had mine for 3 years and 40k. 

I don't really have a plan just yet but I am hoping the garage that mot'ed it were taking the piss a bit. Check WV57BYD and see if you are still interested. It runs ok but the injectors are chuffing a bit which will be the fumes in the cabin bit. Overall I think they have been very harsh on it. The bloke at the garage just wants it gone and reckons it's not even worth the cost of the mot. If it is a real heap then I will just break it, but has got to be worth saving. 


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#909 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 04:31 PM

It is a 57 plate so yes practically brand new to me.
I don't really have a plan just yet but I am hoping the garage that mot'ed it were taking the piss a bit. Check WV57BYD and see if you are still interested. It runs ok but the injectors are chuffing a bit which will be the fumes in the cabin bit. Overall I think they have been very harsh on it. The bloke at the garage just wants it gone and reckons it's not even worth the cost of the mot. If it is a real heap then I will just break it, but has got to be worth saving.


Lovely example :D

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 04:33 PM

It is a 57 plate so yes practically brand new to me.

I don't really have a plan just yet but I am hoping the garage that mot'ed it were taking the piss a bit. Check WV57BYD and see if you are still interested. It runs ok but the injectors are chuffing a bit which will be the fumes in the cabin bit. Overall I think they have been very harsh on it. The bloke at the garage just wants it gone and reckons it's not even worth the cost of the mot. If it is a real heap then I will just break it, but has got to be worth saving. 

 

I've just shred the invoice for injector seals on my old one from back in 2012



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Posted 17 January 2019 - 12:34 PM

https://www.autotrad...=ll198bd&page=1

 

Not a bad looking thing. 


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Posted 17 January 2019 - 05:13 PM

https://www.autotrad...=ll198bd&page=1

Not a bad looking thing.


That is a proper bar gain

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 08:22 PM

19 miles from Chester cavcraft

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 06:46 PM

Fuck me.

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 07:16 PM

Already gone?

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 07:21 PM

Fuck me.

Cheap Panpan

 

Looking at the rear wheel, I reckon the spring has done the Panda trick of going through the pan!


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Posted 25 January 2019 - 05:32 PM

If this is really £175.....

 

Lancing, Sussex.

 

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 06:14 PM

Sub-1-litre shenannigans..

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£195
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Posted 25 January 2019 - 07:49 PM

 

Liked because it's abroad*


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Posted 25 January 2019 - 08:18 PM

Liked because it's abroad*


It's small & light enough I'm sure you could bring it back over as hand-luggage.
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Posted 26 January 2019 - 02:03 PM

Edit, now showing as sold, less than 2 hours since listed

 

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Maybe stretching the point about driving away for £200 although it does show as MoT'd until May, bashed Mini for £180 in Dunmow, Essex. Must be worth that in parts and scrap?

 

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Posted 26 January 2019 - 03:19 PM

2001 Suzuki Swift - €150

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Posted 27 January 2019 - 09:28 AM

MOT measured in days, but £200 in Clacton.

 

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Posted 27 January 2019 - 09:29 AM

Phwaorrr

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Posted 02 February 2019 - 07:04 PM

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£150.

 

Best scrap price takes it. Runs and drives has mot. 

 

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Posted 02 February 2019 - 08:19 PM

https://www.gumtree....tm_content=none
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Posted 02 February 2019 - 09:09 PM

Phwaorrr

Yup. Coupe was a handsome beast (if you ignore the buy-eyed difficult 2nd album)

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 08:09 PM

https://www.autotrad...01901314478134?

£195, March test

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 08:12 PM

https://www.autotrad...01902024547387?

Three weeks of fun for £195.

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 10:03 AM

Blue reasonable interior . MoT till 17 May 2019 . Marks to bodywork but has been excellent runner. Exhaust needs replacing . Good first car . Very low mileage each year. No accidents to our knowledge owned 4 years

 

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£200. Reigate.

 

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