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#901 OFFLINE   Kringle

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 05:24 AM

Wow, now that's 252 days of good times! We need to get a blue peter badge for this shit.
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#902 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 08:25 AM

I like a Jazz, for £200 if I needed a car ASAP I would be all over that.
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Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


#903 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 08:49 AM

Jazz probably suffers from what I call Yaris syndrome

“They’re so reliable those old Toyotas (Hondas)” - zero maintenance of any kind ever

It’s either an ultrabarg or the hot potato is landing in your lap.
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#904 OFFLINE   panhard65

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:32 AM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

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The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.


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#905 OFFLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 10:42 AM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

attachicon.gif49213175_10216896552303957_6254212045063847936_n.jpg

The interior is absolutely minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere....

 

Family runabout, then.


F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside

#906 ONLINE   spartacus

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 01:05 PM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.
49213175_10216896552303957_6254212045063847936_n.jpg
The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.


That only looks about 5 years old to me, presumably it's older, but £200 seems like a bargain.

#907 OFFLINE   stephen01

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 02:30 PM

I just bought this minging heap of diesel Citroen for 200 quid. It is lacking an mot though but hopefully it will drive home without grenading.

attachicon.gif49213175_10216896552303957_6254212045063847936_n.jpg

The interior is absolutly minging with old maccy d's and mouldy farlies rusks everywhere. Collecting it at the weekend so will bung some pictures up in the moderns section.

 

Drop me a message when you're ready to sell, these are decent* cars TBF. had mine for 3 years and 40k. 



#908 OFFLINE   panhard65

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 03:51 PM

That only looks about 5 years old to me, presumably it's older, but £200 seems like a bargain.

 

It is a 57 plate so yes practically brand new to me.

Drop me a message when you're ready to sell, these are decent* cars TBF. had mine for 3 years and 40k. 

I don't really have a plan just yet but I am hoping the garage that mot'ed it were taking the piss a bit. Check WV57BYD and see if you are still interested. It runs ok but the injectors are chuffing a bit which will be the fumes in the cabin bit. Overall I think they have been very harsh on it. The bloke at the garage just wants it gone and reckons it's not even worth the cost of the mot. If it is a real heap then I will just break it, but has got to be worth saving. 


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'72 Solex 6000 Flash 50cc of finest French moped

'99 Peugeot 806 (with slightly less dents) daily

'02 Toyota Yaris (faded paint and some dents)

 


#909 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 04:31 PM

It is a 57 plate so yes practically brand new to me.
I don't really have a plan just yet but I am hoping the garage that mot'ed it were taking the piss a bit. Check WV57BYD and see if you are still interested. It runs ok but the injectors are chuffing a bit which will be the fumes in the cabin bit. Overall I think they have been very harsh on it. The bloke at the garage just wants it gone and reckons it's not even worth the cost of the mot. If it is a real heap then I will just break it, but has got to be worth saving.


Lovely example :D

Doubt it’s actually that bad tho
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 04:33 PM

It is a 57 plate so yes practically brand new to me.

I don't really have a plan just yet but I am hoping the garage that mot'ed it were taking the piss a bit. Check WV57BYD and see if you are still interested. It runs ok but the injectors are chuffing a bit which will be the fumes in the cabin bit. Overall I think they have been very harsh on it. The bloke at the garage just wants it gone and reckons it's not even worth the cost of the mot. If it is a real heap then I will just break it, but has got to be worth saving. 

 

I've just shred the invoice for injector seals on my old one from back in 2012



#911 OFFLINE   yehitsryan

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 12:34 PM

https://www.autotrad...=ll198bd&page=1

 

Not a bad looking thing. 


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#912 OFFLINE   New POD

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 05:13 PM

https://www.autotrad...=ll198bd&page=1

Not a bad looking thing.


That is a proper bar gain

#913 OFFLINE   SherpaMog

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 08:22 PM

19 miles from Chester cavcraft

#914 ONLINE   Aston Martin

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 06:46 PM

Fuck me.

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#915 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 07:16 PM

Already gone?

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If I win this I will literally drive it around.


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Posted 18 January 2019 - 07:21 PM

Fuck me.

Cheap Panpan

 

Looking at the rear wheel, I reckon the spring has done the Panda trick of going through the pan!


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