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#871 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 06:17 PM

I'd love that as a little work beater! Bet their poor on fuel being pummeled on B, A and M roads twice a day
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Posted 06 January 2019 - 06:24 PM

That’s one of those cars that seems to be disappearing fast, I can see them fetching good money in another 10 years.

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 06:41 PM

I'd love that as a little work beater! Bet their poor on fuel being pummeled on B, A and M roads twice a day


There is a similar Fiesta on the same driveway I park on belonging to an old lady who lets me park there due to the poor parking situation here. I think seeing as I have a powerful vehicle and some good jump leads and a can of fuel can be got, I'll see if it starts and runs.
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Posted 07 January 2019 - 07:37 PM

Brrrrrring brrrrrrrring......brrrrri (click)

Hello Dave speaking, how can I Help?

Yeah hi, I was put on the lash last night and when I went for a piss this morning I found myself drawn to the attractive colour in the bowl and thought a car in a similar hue would be good. Do you have anything along those lines?

Heh heh heh, I think you are in luck my friend....

https://www.gumtree....rt-x/1324578352

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 07:44 PM

Jim is offering a Polo which looks reasonably alright. Yes some minor issues such as the knackered resistor for the heater, an unbalanced fan and missing mirror glass but come on, what do you want? I showed it to Scotty from Star Trek and he mumbled something about it being “spectacular value Jim”

https://www.gumtree....4cl-/1323959859

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 07:57 PM

Paul had a good long think about where to park his Fiesta in order to best display its salient features. Many of us would have chosen a nice park or a stately home but Paul felt the traditional two post lift would really show the car in its natural habitat.

https://www.gumtree....8321/1325053708

That said it’s an old Ford, it has classic in the name, it’s got an MOT and it’s £175. Buying it would make you into your streets equivalent of Onslow and who doesn’t aspire to that?

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 08:03 PM

You can’t drive this away as Dan the utter fucknut has lost the keys. But I thought I would post this as it’s a diesel BX Estate and probably the holy grail to someone

https://www.gumtree....n-bx/1324442649

Be careful when selecting holy grails or buying this might make you turn into a pile of dust or melt or some shit like that

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 10:50 PM

Phwooor mk1 BX veg munching estate.

 

Lots of want but also much can't have as I have far too many cars,  I'm up for chipping into a AS multibuy if anyone has space.


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Posted 07 January 2019 - 11:11 PM

That bx is dangerously close to the field of dreams...
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Posted 08 January 2019 - 10:43 AM

That is a bit of a dream car for me. No money or skills for the restoration that it'll need though.

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Posted 08 January 2019 - 09:45 PM

Personalised number plate for someone who is close to being a knob...

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 09:45 PM

Spotted this on Autotrader. Mot'd until end of April.

 

https://www.autotrad...chad=New&page=3


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 10:29 PM

Just imagine the type of responses that poor seller must be getting for that car. Doesn't even bare worth thinking about.
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 10:57 PM

Dare you send him one asking if he is stressed.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:04 PM

Enquired about this as I reckon may as well have another.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:58 PM

Which car/cars is yous talking aboot

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:09 PM

One for Lord Sterling?

 

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£200 - 2001 Nissan Micra S - 113,000m - Worthing
 

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Drives fine six months MOT miner dent  998cc very economical bargain

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:47 PM

https://www.autotrad...01810211698105?

£200 April MoT.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:50 PM

https://www.autotrad...01810211698105?

£200 April MoT.

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So shite its been on here twice :D
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:40 PM

diesel BX Estate


That car has been over facebook like a rash recently. It's being sold by a house clearance type bloke, and it was on for £300 a while back. Someone arranged to buy it, had the cash, and then suddenly the seller dropped off the radar.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:54 PM

So shite its been on here twice :D


Called and emailed no response as if yet.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:25 PM

C4 wbod purchased last week costed at half your monies with ticket till nov :D


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:30 PM

C4 wbod purchased last week costed at half your monies with ticket till nov :D

wow

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:31 PM

One for Lord Sterling?

 

https://www.facebook...213592142926508

 

£200 - 2001 Nissan Micra S - 113,000m - Worthing
 
 

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think they ran the miner over :lol:


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:32 PM

C4 wbod purchased last week costed at half your monies with ticket till nov :D


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:33 PM

wow

i cheated  - sold another car and had money - found when clearing a desk out - had been in desk at least six years :lol:

 

 

after a small haggle it cost that


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:35 PM

Pics?

Less dented than panda :lol:

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:36 PM

rich - lift available to that bx if ya want :P


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Posted 14 January 2019 - 11:30 PM

£200 - 2002 Peugeot 106 - 125,000m - Farnham

 

https://www.facebook...538099160020538

 

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Very cheap 106 For Sale!

Lots of dents/scrapes but good stuff is it has MOT to end of March, starts and drives well!

NO OFFERS OR ASKING FOR BEST PRICE PLEASE, SUPER CHEAP CAR FOR SOMEONE HERE!

 

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 12:02 AM

£200 - Honda jazz - Gillingham

 

Honda jazz mot it's got a little blow it the exhaust and a few dents all starts and drives £200 takes it don't offer less you will be ignored

 

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