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Drive away for £200, the cheapest of cheap shite thread


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#61 ONLINE   catsinthewelder

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 09:54 AM

That Volvo's a proper bargain,  I really can't justify another small car though.


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:02 PM

Anything in kent? eBay is being fruitless and so are the Facebook groups!

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 07:44 PM

I'm a bit suspicious that this one would be a right old money pit after the first week of ownership was over though.


It has a sticker from the garage at the end of the road where I grew up, so I could forgive it a thing or two.

(It was a BL garage in those days though.)

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 07:48 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...
http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C522972


Totally would.
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#65 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 09:59 PM

Totally would.

Totally going to if the Porsche goes this week, and I can get a reasonable train ticket.


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:08 PM

More all Vaux r shite with a 1.7 Dizzer

 

http://www.gumtree.c...-fsh/1075690679

 

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#67 OFFLINE   Sloth in a bowl

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:11 PM

Perfect city runabout but 'Drives fine short distances but gets hot and loses coolant on longer drives or when going faster' Could be fun to get it to anywhere from Exeter

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-106-xl-1-litre-spares-or-repair/1075679555

 

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Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

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#68 OFFLINE   Sloth in a bowl

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:15 PM

More Ghia spec goodness in West London

 

http://www.gumtree.c...gust/1075647077

 

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#69 OFFLINE   Sloth in a bowl

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:19 PM

One for the Scottish VW massive (whomever they may be)

 

http://www.gumtree.c...wbar/1074467447

 

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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

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84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

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00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:23 PM

Ladies and gentlemen round up for the bargain of the week (possibly excepting that Volvo 480).

It's a mk1 Laguna with Tax and long MoT, advertised at £225, go wave £200 in notes under the owners nose and drive away happy.

 

http://www.gumtree.c...-oct/1075557070

 

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:30 PM

The last one for now is a Corolla, the cockroach of family hatchbacks.

 

http://www.gumtree.c...away/1074506557

 

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94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:50 PM

So many great cars! I was half on the lookout for a 1.7 ashtray, quite like the mk3's. R they veg happy though?


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#73 OFFLINE   Rusty_Rocket

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Posted 04 August 2014 - 05:53 AM

They are, Bek. The one above has the GM engine though- I'd go for one with an Isuzu lump (generally in the better spec cars). 

I have one on the fleet and it always does 55mpg on the smelly stuff. 



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 03:34 PM

Think these are veg friendly too so OMGMEGACHEAPMOTORING

 

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The tax and Mot run out at the end of October, I have added the advisory photo, so will need a little work to pass.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 10:08 PM

£195 ZX 1.9D with long test, but slow to start...

 

http://www.gumtree.c...ears/1076050525


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 06:33 AM

Even with the lacquer peel around the arse end, this looks a right bargain for the money.

Reasonable test too.

 

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http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C516096


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 08:40 AM

How much was that little Volvo? See it has been sold. Anyone on here?


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#78 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:03 AM

Certain cars seem to attract sod all money, I'd suggest currently that older Fiestas and Clios for example, are available mostly for peanuts now, along with Mk3 Astras and Escorts.

 

Another way to (usually) score a cheap one is for going for an unfashionable engine, for example a 1.6 in an Astra or Escort as the tax is more expensive and probably the insurance too.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 11:47 AM

£200.00 or make an offer. Not far from me.

http://www.ebay.co.u...4#ht_1839wt_958

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:26 PM

Roll up for this week's top 5 cars that you could drive away for just £200

 

 

In at number 5 we have the ever popular* Ford Escort

 

http://www.gumtree.c...-reg/1076980701

 

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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:27 PM

This weeks number 4, get some Gallic flair with a Citroen ZX

 

http://www.gumtree.c...roen/1076856814

 

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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

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94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

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00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:28 PM

A new entry at number 3, you don't* have to be brave to bag a Brava

 

http://www.gumtree.c...rava/1076566276

 

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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:29 PM

At number 2, it's a bright blue bargain with no more bills till Feb next year (except for the dodgy overheating issue)

 

http://www.gumtree.c...ento/1076651438

 

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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:32 PM

And top of the £200 shite this week, you can follow the fashion* crowd (i.e. Dollywobbler) and drive away in a Rover 416

 

http://www.gumtree.c...-gsi/1076530357

 

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That's all for now folks.


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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 09:59 PM

That Rover looks great for the money. Absolute CLASS.


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Posted 15 August 2014 - 04:53 AM

And make dw jealous of your correct front grille
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Posted 15 August 2014 - 06:11 AM

Blimey, that R8 looks a mega-bargain!



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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:30 PM

£160 with Tax and long MOT...

 

http://www.gumtree.c...11re/1077388260

 

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You'll need the change from £200 to replace the steering wheel and front seats with originals.


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Posted 20 August 2014 - 05:56 PM

I wouldn't mind betting this could be had for around the 200 quid mark.

What d'you reckon to the intermittant cutting out fault? I say the fuel pump going the way of the pear,

If I didn't have my V70, I'd be all over this.

 

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http://www.volvoforu...ad.php?t=212194

 

If anyone's interested, I can contact the seller on your behalf.



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Posted 05 September 2014 - 11:37 PM

ANOTHER ZX - they truly are the bargain of the moment.

 

http://m.gumtree.com...back/1079749220

 

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This has a few minor faults, but MOT 'til Feb and Tax 'til the end of December. £200. BARG!!!


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