Jump to content

Drive away for £200, the cheapest of cheap shite thread


Sloth in a bowl

Recommended Posts

1.3 starlet Long MOT.... Must go today. Drives..... all working

 

post-20295-0-49939000-1554893638_thumb.jpg

 

Toyota starlet 1.3 1997
Mot till November
Drives and starts no problems
Been using daily between Woking and Guildford.
Now brought new estate car

Selling £200 cheap runner no offers

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/1.3-starlet-long-mot....-must-go-today.-drives.....-all-working-/1336326892

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fuck this bloke's luck - passed test on Monday, then this happened:

 

$_86.JPG

 

 

 

Starts and drives fine. Car is badly damaged. Subframe not bent. Purely just the outer panels will need replacing, 

 

Terrible paint job, but £200 for a kwalitee* MGF with a year's ticket in Enfield ? WCPGW ?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/no-offers-mg-mgf-sports-car-bmw-audi-ford-nissan-volkswagen-vauxhall/1336413716

 

Don't tell Ken.

 

 

 

No offers MG MGF SPORTS CAR bmw audi ford nissan volkswagen vauxhall

 Righto

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I love the smell of a racial stereotype in the morning don’t you?

 

Anyhoo, wee Hamish is selling a Skoda Fabulosa for £200 up there in that there Edinburgh. It has an MOT until August, various dents and a busted window but this mutha is only £200. If I were doing some house renovations or planning some sort of bank job on a tight budget I would be all over this. Yes it looks like it’s had a few nights out with some dodgy characters but hey, think of it as a wheeled Irvine Welsh novel and you won’t be disappointed. Very popular cars locally, look how much the locals like them!

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/skoda-fabia-mot-till-august-/1336627774

post-3538-0-32477300-1555138484_thumb.png

post-3538-0-23266500-1555138496_thumb.jpeg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Used Cars NG17 have located this rather cheeky wee Daihatsu. Not much information about it but if it were me I would splash out on some stonewashed denim, change my ethnicity, swap Mrs P for a Japanese girl, and look permanently surprised at the spectacular Daihatsu value.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daihatsu/1999-v-diahatsu-charade-1.3-lxi-se-5-dr-hatchback-mot-25-03-2019/1333113412

post-3538-0-89839900-1555139093_thumb.png

post-3538-0-66017600-1555139104_thumb.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I like the South West. Bournemouth, Padstow.....erm.....all the towns and people. But somewhere I should get acquainted with is Paignton for there’s you can find a classic British racing green two door for a mere two hundred pounds.

 

Apparently it misbehaves every so often and can be a little temperamental. You know what I would do? Pop a couple of Sertraline in the tank and get it on a course of CBT and listen to its problems. It merely needs a little counselling. So a classic two door from a classic British town, i’d be rolling this like Ian Carmichael in School for Scoundrels

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-lupo/1336521747

post-3538-0-96180600-1555139699_thumb.png

post-3538-0-13857100-1555139709_thumb.jpeg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...