catsinthewelder Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 That is true but I'm not really supposed to be parked on any of it, a 4th dead car would probably cause issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 James has decided to sell his mark 4 Golf https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/golf-mk-4-runner.-/1328302455 Hey that doesn’t look so bad. Except as James says, this isn’t his actual car, it’s a picture of what a red mark 4 Golf looks like. Cheeky bastard. I would attempt payment with some hand drawn tenners as they aren’t actual tenners, but a representation of what tenners look like. Well, what’s good for the goose..... paulscavalier, bangernomics, BeEP and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 £150 Polo with mismatched panels and just shy of 3 weeks ticket in Bishop's Stortford https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-polo-1l/1329311395 Parky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Fancy yourself as a Formula One star in a reasonably priced car? https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-liana-1.6gl/1329237030 This is just utterly glorious. Slightly slipping clutch and rear bodywork that suggests the F1 Star was Pastor Maldonado but a couple of months MOT, all I can say is forza Liana! Of course many of your friends will refer to it as the Suzuki Llama but who cares what they think, they are all dicks anyway. What say you Pastor? Case closed... Burnside, Rusty_Rocket, clayts450 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Remember Herbie goes Bananas? And the Love Bug! Brilliant weren’t they! No? Well fuck you then. Some of us grew up with that nonsense, usually starring David Tomlinson as a right shit like he was in Mary Poppins. But anyway, there’s a tangent I should be pulling back from. Amanda loved the Herbie films too. Her favourite was “Herbie and the persistent EML light” and she has built a faithful replica. You probably haven’t seen the film, it was banned globally because It was shit. But you could keep the non existent memory of that film alive for a mere £200. https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/volkswagon-beetle/1327112128 I shouldn’t joke, I actually quite like this! Brodders, LightBulbFun, egg and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Billy to the Shit courtesy phone! https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa-spares-or-repairs-/1326484790 Young Ricky here is selling his Corsa. Apparently the engine light is on and he has no idea why. I wonder if the 159000 miles on the clock is somehow related? Anyway, NASA mileage on a 1 litre Corsa with an illuminated EML for £200 from a bloke called Ricky in Droitwich. I see no problems whatsoever here. “You ‘ad better sell that heap of crap or you ain’t gettin nuffink outta me! Rickaaaaaaaaaaaay!” Dan_ZTT, Scruffy Bodger, clayts450 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Laura is the face in the misty light. And also the purveyor of this rather decent looking wee Clio https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-clio-low-mileage-/1319163141 She bought a new car and stupidly left the Clio sitting around. I did that once with some leaky propane cylinders outside the Council offices smoking shelter and haven’t had the bins collected for three weeks. Anyway, it has no MOT so strictly speaking can’t be driven away because let’s face it, every car out there has an MOT right? The lack of electrical smoke in the battery might be a minor problem too but if you rub a balloon on your jumper, hold the wing with your left hand while licking the positive terminal on the battery you’ll be speeding along the queens highway in no time. Possibly towards A&E. Being a Clio there should be a mandatory picture of Nicole, but you can have a picture of Johnny Dankworth with a Dauphine instead. He was quite keen on bump starting Clios too or so I am told... Supernaut, Ohdearme, Insideimsmiling and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 For fucks sake Sheryl, there is desperate to sell a car and clutching at straws. And the selling point for this is the unique KFC number plate. I tell you if I were Colonel Sanders I would probably take a break from managing Elvis and get round Sheryls for a quick zinger before offering a million quid just for this unique plate. https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/7-seater-automatic-family-car-with-unique-kfc-number-plate.-mot-till-april./1329376011 Eh what? There are other KFC plates out there? Anyway, it appears to be some sort of Honda although Cheryl didn’t think that was important. Nice shot of the interior though, i’m sold! My mate, the late Herbert Lom appeared in spirit form to have a look. Unimpressed I think Burnside, clayts450, Twiggy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 “Willing to listen to sensible offer” https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/cheap-corsa-for-run-round/1329456488 Put it in a bin? Brodders, Eddie Honda, Ohdearme and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201901224173332 April 29th motJizz mobile for £200. Noisy thrust bearing according to the ad, for £200 and 2 and a bit months motoring its not bad, bridge it and get most of the initial outlay back. Burnside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Someone buy this. for sale, my beloved 2007 fiat panda dynamic 1.2 petrol, In fantastic metallic orange, this car has only covered 65,000 miles, and has had lots of parts over the past year including new cam-belt and water pump, new brake discs, clutch slave and master cylinder, battery, and suspension components, with an MOT till Aug ‘19. I am forced to sell as I do not have the funds to get back to full working condition - this car runs fine, however has a faulty Body Control Module draining the battery. A panda with equivalent reg and miles would be in the region of £1500, I am open to offers as do not want to send the car to scrap, looking for £200 ONO. Selling as Spares or Repairhttps://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/247779762779224/ BeEP, bangernomics, Tamworthbay and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 206 hairdresser version with slipping clutch £200 Bradford https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/206cc-mot-may-21st-%C2%A3200-no-offers/1329571081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Saxo in need of a windscreen - why don't people ever claim for this on their insurance ? Baffles me. £100 drive away from Batley. Wear goggles https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-saxo/1329543860 Aston Martin, Burnside and lesapandre 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Month's ticket, steering play, Vectra estate £175 Fleetwood https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-vectra-estate/1329543300 Lord Sterling and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 That Panpan is teh sex. Burnside, Aston Martin and bangernomics 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Went fast too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 If it was closer, or had a sunroof, or was guacamole... Id have had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 If I was on leave I'd be 'aving this from Leicester for £200 - a pre-dented shite wagon for commuter duties, ticket till mid May https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-metro/1329810344 mitsisigma01, catsinthewelder, Brodders and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 ..or even better, a scratty MG-F with two weeks ticket for the same price in Hants https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mg-mgf-for-sale-still-runs-well-but-needs-a-bit-of-tlc-/1329663941 LightBulbFun, BeEP and Aston Martin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Flipping back to pre-dented shite wagons,a K12 with a whopper in the drivers door. Scarily close in Nottm https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-micra-2004/1329814871 adw1977 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 ..or even better, a scratty MG-F with two weeks ticket for the same price in Hants https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mg-mgf-for-sale-still-runs-well-but-needs-a-bit-of-tlc-/1329663941 I did not search ebay for a green door (£20)... Or a roof (£50) chodweaver and clayts450 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Flipping back to pre-dented shite wagons,a K12 with a whopper in the drivers door. Scarily close in Nottm https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-micra-2004/1329814871Certainly looks like a takeaway pool weapon of choice. Usually seen bouncing off the limiter trying to get air over the bumps on aspley lane. chodweaver and clayts450 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetleysmooth Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 This seems remarkably cheap https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/346680816177638/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Grim 1.5 auto with a 0-60 time of several days, I seem to recall. £195 Denbigh, three months ticket https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/2002-hyundai-accent-1.5l-auto/1329920486 adw1977, Kringle, Brodders and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 5th March MOT, £200, Dover https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/475855916280000/ Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 5th March MOT, £200, Dover https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/475855916280000/ Top quality photography there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 45 dizzle hatch for £150, ticket till Nov - Bristol https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/diesel-rover-45want-it-gone-hence-price.-no-offers/1330267492 AdeMk1, LightBulbFun, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 clayts450, on 12 Feb 2019 - 11:24 PM, said:Grim 1.5 auto with a 0-60 time of several days, I seem to recall. £195 Denbigh, three months ticket https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/2002-hyundai-accent-1.5l-auto/1329920486 That is actually so shit it's become good again. Even with the miserable Fisher Price gearbox. clayts450 and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Moodus https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MODUS-2004-BLUE1-5-DIESEL-GOOD-RUNNER-MOT-AUG-2019-BARGAIN-200/273718122046?hash=item3fbadf163e:g:EZEAAOSwOylcbY1V Feast your eyes on this little beauty. Designed by Jean Paul Gaultier after a challenge by Nicolas Sarkozy to design a successful car, Renault took the design and handmade each car using ex Matra and Aston Martin coach builders to ensure the highest quality known to man. Italian designer Marcelo Gandini “wept like a baby” when he saw the design, such was its beauty. Brian Sewell, art critic in the Standard famously moved into his as he stated “the interior is finer than anything offered within the Dorchester”. It truly is a unique car. Not content with that, Renault installed their 1.5 Diesel engine, a unit that made Honda evaluate if they could ever compete with the brilliance of the French design. All this is available to you for a mere £200 with ticket to August. Yes, the ABS light is on but this shouldn’t be considered a problem. In fact it is an indicator of the cars health, standing for “Absolutely Bloody Superb” in English speaking markets. In France it is the TBM Lampe (tres bien, merci”) Sadly all of the above is bollocks. I could have summed it up as “Modus, £200” but where’s the entertainment in that? BorniteIdentity, Twiggy, Brodders and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Allegedly total filth, but £200 for a 10 year old Kak in Cov with ticket til July may float someone's boat. Only two bucket wrong uns may apply. Must like dags https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-ka-57-plate-low-mileage-mot-july-19/1331267006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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