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For sale: Poohjot 106. Taxed and tested now £265.01

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#1 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 10:14 AM

1995 Purr Joe 106 1.4
Mot Jan 2015
Taxed end of July 2014
Only showing 55,000 miles on the clock
Brill little runner
Had a new exhaust inc cat not so long back
Bloody nippy little car

Slight blow from exhaust, a former owner said because it was an aftermarket one it didn't line up right or something.
ABS light on.

Great little car and I think the price is very fair, especially for condition and mileage.

Autoshite special price just £299 cash on collection from Chester.

Cavcraft this weekend only special: buy the car for only £350 and I'll include 6 months tax. Yes, 6 months tax included for just £350 drive it away.
E&OE exempt
Previous offers not applicable
Available at all good council lock ups and quite a few shit ones.

Prefer cash sale but would probably be up for some sort of deal.
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#2 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 10:19 AM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 10:26 AM

There's no way I couldn't have tried to boot the dent on that punto boot lid out by now. It's irresistible.


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 10:43 AM

I attempted the tried and tested 'rubber hammer, piece of wood and broom handle' technique but surprisingly* it didn't really work.
Car Transplants want £90 for a similar coloured replacement.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 11:58 AM

Have u maid money on dis? If so, I wan it for wot u payed. 'It's only fair'.


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:41 PM

I R Mong
Haz it got clock?
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#7 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:30 PM

It did have a clock at 7.30pm yesterday.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:38 PM

That's a proper bargain. At 55,000 miles it's essentially a five year old car. It would make an ideal first motor for somebody.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:46 PM

I don't know how you do it Corsaviour you come up with some real low mileage Gems on here time and time again that cost less than a tyre for some horrible modern Diesel rep car..

If I was looking for a decent motor I don't think I would bother looking anywhere else it looks an absolute steal for someone..

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 02:39 PM

I don't know how you do it Corsaviour you come up with some real low mileage Gems


Oh, that's easy. I just take the dashboard out, connect the milometer cable to my electric sander and stick it in reverse for ten minutes.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 02:47 PM

Bargain there, its just missing that 2nd hand dealer touch of resetting the trip mileage to 0 miles.  Always makes me laugh, do they think it makes the car look less used perhaps?


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 03:33 PM

Erm, I mean I search all over the UK for low mileage small cars. Damned predictive text.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 04:26 PM

This old skool technique of spinning the wheels in reverse never fails (continue this until you reach desired mileage)

 

 Corsaviour  epic collection thread spied   :mrgreen:

 


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 03:27 PM

I don't know how you do it Corsaviour you come up with some real low mileage Gems on here time and time again that cost less than a tyre for some horrible modern Diesel rep car..

 

He's like the Autoshite equivalent of KFG on Retro Rides!



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Posted 19 July 2014 - 03:57 PM

{goes to see who KFG is}


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 05:13 PM

He's like the Autoshite equivalent of KFG on Retro Rides!

 

....but instead of a white room - a beige one 


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Posted 20 July 2014 - 08:29 PM

Amazing cash madness bargain fire sale shipping error price bargain.

 

If someone's quick enough they can take this away for £250 as I'm rapidly running out of room here.


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Posted 20 July 2014 - 09:09 PM

Shirley, Station is checking trains to Chester as I type....??


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 01:14 PM

It's got another few days then, as daft as it seems, it'll be stripped of a few bits and weighed in.
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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:33 PM

still got this Billy?

someone on farcebook looking for summat like it


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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:38 PM

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 05:47 PM

SOLD!  (Not to million-questions-about-engine man)


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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:48 PM

Well done.

 

Supposedly I have a chap from Sheffield coming to look at the Maverano tomorrow. I'll not hold my breath though.


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Posted 23 July 2014 - 08:55 PM

The knobweasel with the questions wants to know if it's still for sale. That can remain unanswered, .


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 03:33 PM

Tell him you really need the money and are now desperate to sell, and watch him get really underhand with his offers, lol.

And then tell him to 'do une'.



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Posted 25 July 2014 - 04:03 PM

Tell him you need it gone tomorrow morning m8 and what is his best offer. I'd love to hear it...


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 09:35 PM

why not just email him and tell him its sold like a good member of the community would do, don't lower yourself like most ebay muppets out in net land


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 09:39 PM

Happy ending.

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Posted 25 July 2014 - 09:44 PM

why not just email him and tell him its sold like a good member of the community would do, don't lower yourself like most ebay muppets out in net land

 

He doesn't really deserve a reply after his barrage of strange questions. I see what you're saying, but the more people pander to the likes of this person, the more they do it. He could have been a lot worse it must be said, but I don't see any value in mailing him again. 


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 09:53 PM

 but I don't see any value in mailing him again. 

 

nope no material value what so ever I agree,  but in humankind someone has to take the higher ground and act in a polite manner or we will all turn into the type of person that gets ranted about on here.







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