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Micrashed

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Its no secret. I dont love the Maverick it isnt big enough for the Clan.

It has to go, and so....

 

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Good bits:
 
Good stereo
K & N Filter
Prev owner had new clutch fitted and 265 section tyres
133K miles
Clean inside.
2.7 TDi Diesel used in FX4 Taxi - gear driven cam.
Decent tread on tyres.
Towbar
Lovely colour (Aubergine)
 
Not so good bits:
Crack in screen - drilled & filled not an MOT fail.
Frilly wings - will include new spats
 
MOT July 2015
 
£700 with road tax to End of October located near J29 of M6 - it owes me £900 so consider that a shitters discount price. Would swap with some pound notes for something like this:
 
 
Ive refitted the original number plate to the front and removed the strop which Im keeping for the Micrashed..
 
 
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Looked nice until the photos of the interior!

You think thats bad - the 1990's Micra range came in an even more shocking variety of colours / paterns

Merecat Vomit

Whale Vomit

and Pavement Pizza after a kebab and 12 pints of Pernod patern.

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Do these badboys have the high/low box? Are they actually any good off road? I'm not talking driving it up the side of a tree but I need something good on wet and muddy slopes and fields.

Yes its a "proper" off roader with auto lockable hubs and hi-lo box (see photo 6 with the 2 knobs)

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Do you dream in colour?

What colour do you dream?

Is it mirror or mirage?

Are things what they seem?

 

Well, I do dream in colour and last night dreamed a dream that I swapped the Mav for a maroon coloured Mk1 allegro with matching worn leather seats. The wife was not happy.

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Do you dream in colour?

What colour do you dream?

Is that me in your interior mirror?

Have I bought this sight unseen?

 

Well, I do dream in colour and last night dreamed a dream that you swapped the Mav for eleven, red coloured £50 notes, in a non-matching wallet, on the seats at Preston railway station. Your wife was really happy.

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If you made it 14 then you would have a deal, but at 11 I would be making too big a loss :( 

 

I can always mothball it on the hardstanding and cash in on the OMGSNOKAOS tax towards October... Which probably strikes me as the right time of year to pick up a cheap motorbike or ragtop car.

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[shakes head and mutters into beard]

 

So far on Swapz despite the ad saying I would like to swap for a Super moto type Motorbike (with cash their way depending on bike) I have been offered:

 

Mk 4 Astra cabrio

Another 4x4 (Kia Sportage with no tax or test)

Another 4x4 (Freelander with no tax or test)

A Golf (Pineappled) with 234000 miles on the clock

A PS4

A Volvo something or other ( I dint bother looking).

A Chinese Keyway 50cc moped (with no tax or test).

 

Fuxake, just offer me a tin of fucking Smart Price Magic beans why dont you? :evil:

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Would you take a tin of Smart Price Magic Beans for the Mav? 

Will it grow into an unfeasibly large beanstalk when thrown out of the kitchen window and will there be a giants castle at the top (Roy Castle will do) with a dog that lays golden eggs?

I could then add bfreaking and entering, theft, and gianticide to my list of criminal activities.

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  • 4 weeks later...

ITS SOLD.

 

New owners drove off into the sunset tonight leaving me with a wad of £20's to spend on an X-Trail.

Sweetened the deal by leaving them an ipad* in the glovebox

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We have had X trails for the last 8 years

And is this the part where you tell me they are hateful bags of unreliable shite that you only drive because you are up to your eyeballs in finance?

 

Or is this the bit where you tell me the T20 is the bestest car in the universe and you happen to be selling the metallic beige one near me?

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