For Sale

[messerschmitt owner]

Rare 'barn find' dust. Too often we see cars purporting to be 'barn finds'. For the first time and for only £10 a tin, JML offers 'barn find' dust. A liberal sprinkling of this magic dust will instantly turn your grotty old car into a valuable 'barn find'. Increase its value up to five times, simply sprinkle 'barn find' dust over your car and photograph it for that extra special 'barn-find' photograph.

 

Sell your rusty, manky old heap for more, guarantee photo of the month in Rust in Peace or Lost and Found. All for the cost of a tin of 'barn find' dust. It's easy to apply, just throw all over and allow to settle for five minutes before taking photos. One tin suitable for medium sized cars. If applying to a larger car, such as a Jaguar or Mercedes, you will need two tins. Bugatti Royales require six tins.

 

Remember, all cars are worth more as 'barn finds' so use 'barn find' dust to protect your investment - the one you have just stolen from that wheezy old granny whose husband has just died - and guarantee it sells for at least 30 per cent more than a clean and washed car.

 

Available from JML and all good stockists, only £10 a tin.

[vulgalour]

For a limited time only, buy two tins and get this free Hay Applicator Wand.

 

But wait, there's more!

 

Want the best return from your investment?  Buy two tins of Barn Find Dust, get the free Hay Applicator Wand and, at participating stores you may be eligible to enter a contest to win an actual barn**.  Available only while stocks last.

 

RRP £29.99

 

 

**barn pictured may not represent actual barn being offered.

[forddeliveryboy]

2nd prize for 10 runners up? A hungry rat. Guaranteed to nibble at wiring, make a nest in the air box or under the rear seat and leave calling cards on battery trays.

[RichardMoss]

Buyers of Barn Find Dust will be eligible for a 50% discount on a 250ml can of liquid Pigeon Splat (with free applicator dropper).