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#61 OFFLINE   FOAD

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 11:40 AM

I just put the sticker on to wind Vauxhall owners up. It worked. Job done.



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Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:16 PM

I just put the sticker on to wind Vauxhall owners up. It worked. Job done.

 

same here.

 

plus I do beleive that Vauxhall haven't made a decent car since the 1966 Viscount.

 

Mr Shitpeas, can we have an amended sticker? To clarify the 1966 rule?


so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:11 PM

A lot of the replies to the Flickr pic work better if you read them in the Spitting Image "John Major" voice.

 

Some people will never get a joke, clearly if they aren't Autoshiters then they will imagine it's your own personal view. But a personal attack? That's a bit paranoid, it's on a public website.

 

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#64 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:25 PM

Some people need to have a word with themselves. Flikr-man has obviously more time on his hands than is actually healthy, and needs to grow teh fuck up.

 

Cock-wrangler.


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 08:40 AM

Jesus, that guy needs to have a day off and stop being such a douche

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Posted 05 May 2014 - 02:28 PM

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On this car, this sticker isn't even ironic.


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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:16 PM

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Posted 18 May 2014 - 05:36 PM

Miserable buggers, Perhaps you can do a few different slogans to upset a wider range of people, like

All ford's are rotten

All rovers blow headgaskets

Etc
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 01:01 PM

Hi Barry,

 

do you have any of these stickers left?

 

Thanks.


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Posted 06 June 2014 - 04:12 PM

Hi Barry,

 

do you have any of these stickers left?

 

Thanks.

 

Youre in luck me old china.

I do have some millions left.

 

Paypal addy is in the first post if you fancy splurging the cash.



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Posted 06 June 2014 - 05:29 PM

Just sent some money on the off chance you still have some left!



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Posted 06 June 2014 - 05:57 PM

Youre in luck me old china.

I do have some millions left.

 

Paypal addy is in the first post if you fancy splurging the cash.

 

OK thanks, will send payment in due course. :)


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Posted 06 June 2014 - 06:10 PM

Cheers fellas.

 

Will get both orders in the post tomorrow (along with with the tombola runners up prizes).


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Posted 08 June 2014 - 02:22 PM

Are there still some of these available?

Quite fancy one for the Daywoo. :)


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Posted 08 June 2014 - 03:20 PM

Are there still some of these available?

Quite fancy one for the Daywoo. :)

 

There are indeed Mr. Hawk.

Paypal is in the 1st post if youre feeling spendy.


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 09:41 PM

Most excellent.

Two of my hard earned pounds should be winging their way to you through the ether as we speak, along with an addy. :)
 


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 10:16 PM

Here's mine in pride of place:

 

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With picture of cock ( as supplied!!)



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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:27 PM

One on the missuss' car:

 

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:33 PM

Does anyone have a link to said Flickr OUTRAGE!111111? I fancy a laugh.

 

Edit: sorry, must have missed it on the last page!



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Posted 13 June 2014 - 06:22 PM

Just fitted my sticker.

 

Had to cut off the 'Vauxhalls are shit' comment. My sister is a bit highly strung as as a Meriva owner she will automatically take offence to that.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:26 PM

Most excellent.

Two of my hard earned pounds should be winging their way to you through the ether as we speak, along with an addy. :)
 

 

Did you get my PP notification & address details OK?
 


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Posted 18 June 2014 - 03:30 PM

Arrived today, complete with gold card, muchas grassyarse Mr Peas. :)

 

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 10:52 AM

Back by non-popular demand and in a slightly darker hue, new non-official Autoshite decals.

 

This time around they are cut-away style, with no white backing, and are available with or without the sweary text below.

 

Prices are still as per Post 1, and are gr99 value for your monies.

 

 

Two unapplied, bottom one is applied;

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2squid coin for scale. Is not included in sale. Only included in scale.

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etc;

 

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Form a disinterested queue immediately!


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 11:24 AM

I'll take a couple.should suit the T5 down to the ground
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Posted 14 August 2014 - 11:25 AM

I've sent you some virtual coins, this'll look most classy on my pogweasel pink MX5.


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 12:49 PM

I have sent 2 of your great british pounds in order to receive a drawing of a cock with 3 free stickers with added bonus swearage.. Thankyou please.


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 01:45 PM

You've reminded me I need to polish the rear glass on the ZX and fit my dealership sticker! Not feeling the updated ones so will pass, feel free to swear at me in a hilarious way though!


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 01:56 PM

I need to get off my arse and order some of both types.

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Posted 14 August 2014 - 04:56 PM

Very tempting and money will be heading your way soon. Would it be worth doing a poll for the next sticker's tag line as many good options have been offered. My own contribution would be 'Dodging scrapyards since 2006' (or is it earlier than that?)


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Posted 14 August 2014 - 05:06 PM

Very tempting and money will be heading your way soon. Would it be worth doing a poll for the next sticker's tag line as many good options have been offered. My own contribution would be 'Dodging scrapyards since 2006' (or is it earlier than that?)

 

Good plan. I'm sure everyone would agree on the same slogan and agree to pay a pound to own it in print.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Either that or: arguing.

 

Will give it a go though.


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