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Rank: Renault 16
Posted 26 April 2014 - 08:04 PM
I'd suggest three potential slogans that are often used on the board:
1 - Hammer a smaller socket over it
2 - and the cars not bad either!
3 - What could possibly go wrong?
I would definitely snap your arm off for any of the above, particularly the first option.
In the meantime, I shall get my order in for a couple of the "Vauxhall edition" stickers shortly...
1976 Humber Sceptre III
1995 Citroen Xantia estate
1997 Volvo 960 estate
2000 Rover 45 saloon
2003 Citroen C15D
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Rank: Renault 16
Posted 26 April 2014 - 08:07 PM
By the way, the word "decals" reminds me of this GR9 thread from the past...
http://autoshite.com...factory-decals/
1976 Humber Sceptre III
1995 Citroen Xantia estate
1997 Volvo 960 estate
2000 Rover 45 saloon
2003 Citroen C15D
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 08:27 PM
I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money.
Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals.
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We are going to make sweet, sweet love.
Posted 26 April 2014 - 09:38 PM
I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money.
Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals.
got any Vauxhall badges tha need hiding?
so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:25 AM
2 GBP sent.
09 Fiat Multipla
99 SV650
too many pushbikes (apparently)
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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:53 AM
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We are going to make sweet, sweet love.
Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:10 PM
First batch have been packaged and are ready to ship in the morning.
Each purchase comes with a free reinforcing cardboard rectangle with a crudely drawn cock drawn upon it*
*™2014
you disgust me*
so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.
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We are going to make sweet, sweet love.
Posted 29 April 2014 - 11:23 AM
so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:03 PM
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crude by today's standards
Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:20 PM
as a huge fan of banter, I have just sent you three chickens and a turnip.
via paypal of course, it's not the middle ages you know
EFA
924: Likely to dislove a bit slower than anything elas on my chod for a gran list
"It did indeed require a certain, not too small, amount of social courage to be seen riding this unconventional bicycle. One could be sure that everybody would be looking, some with great amusement."
"The problem with the automobile today consists precisely in the fact that the automobile is not a problem... Love only rarely listens to reason." Wolfgang Sachs, 1984
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Rank: Dacia Denem
Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:26 PM
Received!
Excellent pic of cock included. I'll probably give it to the kids so they get a bit of practice ready for when they start school or something.
LobsterFleet -
'17 Dacia Logan
'15 Dacia Sandero
'01 Mazda 323F
'85 Renault 4 F6
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Rank: Margot Leadbetter
Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:15 PM
Stickers and pizza box cock picture arrived today. I'll have to inflict them on some unfortunate cars/people/items later.
Current Moneypits: 1972 Austin 1100 - 1980 Austin Princess - 1994 Rover 414 SLi
Previous flings:1975 Renault 6TL - 1981 Austin Princess (RIP) - 1984 Volkswagen Golf (RIP) - 1991 Citroen BX (RIP) - 1994 Vauxhall Corsa B - 1997 Citroen Xantia estate (RIP)
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We are going to make sweet, sweet love.
Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:46 PM
quick straw poll.
Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer?
so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.
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Rank: Citroen Ami
Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:49 PM
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:50 PM
can you please just make a windscreen size version of this
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Rank: £400
Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:58 PM
quick straw poll.
Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer?
Yes.
No question.
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Leafer
Posted 29 April 2014 - 07:09 PM
"What is it meant to be, a fish?"
(SWMBO hasn't been allowed to look at pictures on AS since she bought the G26 as her first car.)
405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.
Moaty's cat's back, Zak.
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 07:59 PM
Stickers - check
Cock - check
Stamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS 
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Rank: £400
Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:30 PM
Another winner!
The Queen is literally begging you to use her again. Shes one blue lady.
And great value.
Feel like a "second class" citizen? Just re-use the stamp!
2xsecond = First.
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:06 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/h...
Stickers - check
Cock - check
Stamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS
I would be worrried if I were you, Micro. your cock appears to have a black spot on it, mate...
so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.
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Rank: Lancia Gamma
Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:33 PM
Received this rather offensive bundle today...
Slapped it straight on the boot lid...
1979 Allegro Estate S2
1985 Sinclair C5
1974 Renault 5 TL - SOLD
2001 Rover 75 Connoisseur SE 2.5 V6
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Rank: Lancia Gamma
Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:15 PM
I got a cock too!
2004 Fiat Multipla JTD, running on Biodiesel
2005 Jaguar X type diesel
1958 Mantaray VW buggy
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I am a member!
Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:18 PM
It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr...
https://www.flickr.c...nd/14087918083/
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:31 PM
It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr...
I love your reply dude. Thats quality.
The sticker looks so right on that C5 too! Great work Alexg.
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:31 AM
Back to the top for Bank Holiday Weekend Speacial Offer*
*all purchases made this bank holiday weekend will come with TWO crudely drawn cocks OR One cock and one pair of tits FREE!
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Rank: Lancia Gamma
Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:51 AM
2004 Fiat Multipla JTD, running on Biodiesel
2005 Jaguar X type diesel
1958 Mantaray VW buggy
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 09:37 AM
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 09:51 AM
No problems with the stickers but the Flickr reply was totally unnecessary.
People can't be expected to 'get' the joke if they don't use Autoshite and the poor user thought you were attacking him personally. It really stretches the whole ironic thing right to its limits.
Feeling the H8 too much in this Forum at the moment and I just don't have the bandwidth for this sort of shit anymore.
As you were
Why would someone putting a sticker on his own car and taking a photograph of it make someone else think they were being personally attacked?
I cant see how any of that makes any sense?
*edit, Unless the difference of opinion is a personal attack. In which case, we are all fucked.
And to be fair, Rovers ARE shit. I'd still have one mind.
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