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#1 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 05:29 PM

Four Sail.

 

Autoshite Decals. Thats "stickers" in old money.

 

Medium Quality external vinyl. Will withstand prolonged mocking, and rain.

 

Gr5 for adorning your lap top lid, enamelled tea mug, tool box, prosthetic foot, bus shelter, expensive guitar flightcase or underpant drawer.

 

Pics*

 

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*please note that the 50p pictured is intended to indicate scale and is not included in the purchase price.

 

 

 

If you would like to pay via another method, I am happy to discuss.

Swaps, sex, real money, dares will all be considered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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#2 OFFLINE   Sigmund Fraud

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 05:50 PM

Any plans for a 'all modern cars are shit' version ?


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 06:17 PM

Possibly, but not today.


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#4 ONLINE   vulgalour

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 06:52 PM

YES!  Where do I send the cashmoney?



#5 ONLINE   Alexg

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:02 PM

This ^


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:04 PM

They're pretty good, would be better without such inflammatory words against Vauxhall owners, you know what they can be like.... ;)


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:06 PM

They're pretty good, would be better without such inflammatory words against Vauxhall owners, you know what they can be like.... ;)

 

Possibly. Its the first sentence that comes to my mind when I think of AS, and its a phrase widely used on the board, though rarely seen anywhere else, so I thought it apt.

 

I'm wrong, obviously.

 

 

Therefore...........................


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#8 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:11 PM

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OMG New special edition available!

 

So no hate vauxhall! Much pleasant! Just add scissors!!

 

 

Price remains the same.


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:12 PM

They're pretty good, would be better without such inflammatory words against Vauxhall owners, you know what they can be like.... ;)

 

Agreed. One of my seniors at work drives a Vauxhall. Doubt seeing that on the rear window will lighten her mood.


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#10 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:21 PM

Agreed. One of my seniors at work drives a Vauxhall. Doubt seeing that on the rear window will lighten her mood.

 

Agreed as well.

Have you completely ignored the new special glte edition ™ that is pictured directly above the post you have just made?


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:37 PM

Just boshed over payment for 3...

 

More slogans would be awesome too if you can be arsed - 'Banger Racers ate my hamster' like that, but better


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 07:40 PM

Excellent! And might I have some details for paying please?

 

K THX BAI.

 

Edit - PAID!



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Posted 25 April 2014 - 08:23 PM

Any plans for a 'all modern cars are shit' version ?


I'll wait for this one, I think...

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:35 PM

I'd suggest three potential slogans that are often used on the board:

1 - Hammer a smaller socket over it
2 - and the cars not bad either!
3 - What could possibly go wrong?
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Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:44 PM

If you bring some to the 'festival with no name' in the next couple of weeks,
I will purchase a disturbing number from you.

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 10:18 PM

Whre cna I availe myself of these stikkerz? mR shizpeaz?



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Posted 25 April 2014 - 10:22 PM

Do these go on the inside or the outside? If both are avaiable, l I would like to order 4 insidy ones and appox 400 outsidy ones for every Vauxhall i see.
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Posted 25 April 2014 - 11:00 PM

 AUTOSHITE

'the engine has airbrushed skulls on it'

 

and other such eBay LOL's


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 11:09 PM

as someone who firmly believes that Vauxhall haven't made a good car since 1965, I feel that I should buy these stickers.

 

Payment details pleas, Mr S-P? It's payday in Taff Towers, you know?


so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


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Posted 25 April 2014 - 11:12 PM

Meh.

 

Not cutting such a divisive comment off a sticker. I'll still know what was there.


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Posted 26 April 2014 - 07:16 AM

Why not sell the Vauxhall bit you cut off as a separate item?   These could then be affixed to company Insignias or Zafiras down McDonalds....


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Posted 26 April 2014 - 07:27 AM

Ffs! How do I pay??
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 12:02 PM

All persons expressing interest have been contacted by PM.
For your continued convenience, and to negate further use of multiple question marks and put a stop to needless mental anguish, payment address has been added to original post.

Your custom is valued. You are a valued customer of value. Value is my middle name. Lets all value.
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 12:52 PM

Cheers, I was beginning to get vertigo.
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 12:56 PM

I'd like one for the Carlton!



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Posted 26 April 2014 - 01:01 PM

Agreed as well.

Have you completely ignored the new special glte edition ™ that is pictured directly above the post you have just made?

 

Sorry, I posted 1 minute after you did.


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Posted 26 April 2014 - 02:42 PM

Payment sent!



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Posted 26 April 2014 - 02:47 PM

Payment sent!

 

Received fella, cheers.


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Posted 26 April 2014 - 03:05 PM

We need evidence that this is not a scam. Digital photographs of said product on customers'/victims' vehicles is required.

GET ON IT.



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Posted 26 April 2014 - 06:25 PM

as a huge fan of barter, I have just sent you three chickens and a turnip.

 

via paypal of course, it's not the middle ages you know


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so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.






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