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#31 OFFLINE   Wilko220

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 08:04 PM

I'd suggest three potential slogans that are often used on the board:

1 - Hammer a smaller socket over it
2 - and the cars not bad either!
3 - What could possibly go wrong?

 

I would definitely snap your arm off for any of the above, particularly the first option.

 

In the meantime, I shall get my order in for a couple of the "Vauxhall edition" stickers shortly...


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#32 OFFLINE   Wilko220

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 08:07 PM

By the way, the word "decals" reminds me of this GR9 thread from the past...

 

http://autoshite.com...factory-decals/

 

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#33 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money.

 

Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals.


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#34 OFFLINE   Taff

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 09:38 PM

I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money.

 

Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals.

 

got any Vauxhall badges tha need hiding?


so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:25 AM

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#36 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:53 AM

First batch have been packaged and are ready to ship in the morning.
Each purchase comes with a free reinforcing cardboard rectangle with a crudely drawn cock drawn upon it*



*™2014
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#37 OFFLINE   Taff

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:10 PM

First batch have been packaged and are ready to ship in the morning.
Each purchase comes with a free reinforcing cardboard rectangle with a crudely drawn cock drawn upon it*



*™2014

 

you disgust me*


so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


#38 OFFLINE   Taff

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 11:23 AM

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so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


#39 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:03 PM

*not drawn to scale.

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#40 OFFLINE   inconsistant

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:20 PM

as a huge fan of banter, I have just sent you three chickens and a turnip.

 

via paypal of course, it's not the middle ages you know

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#41 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:26 PM

Received! 

 

Excellent pic of cock included. I'll probably give it to the kids so they get a bit of practice ready for when they start school or something.


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Model of your shite, sir?

 

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:15 PM

Stickers and pizza box cock picture arrived today.  I'll have to inflict them on some unfortunate cars/people/items later.



#43 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 05:37 PM

Good value, and everyone gets a cock.
That's the Shitpeas guarantee.
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:35 PM

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#45 OFFLINE   Taff

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:46 PM

quick straw poll.

 

Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer?


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so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


#46 OFFLINE   Mr Livered

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:49 PM

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#47 OFFLINE   Billy SR

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:50 PM

can you please just make a windscreen size version of this



#48 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:58 PM

quick straw poll.

 

Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer?

 

Yes.

 

No question.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 07:09 PM

"What is it meant to be, a fish?"

(SWMBO hasn't been allowed to look at pictures on AS since she bought the G26 as her first car.)


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 07:59 PM

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Stickers - check

Cock - check

Stamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS :)


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#51 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 08:30 PM

Another winner!

 

The Queen is literally begging you to use her again. Shes one blue lady.

 

And great value.

 

Feel like a "second class" citizen? Just re-use the stamp!

 

2xsecond = First.


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#52 OFFLINE   Taff

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:06 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/h...

Stickers - check

Cock - check

Stamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS :)

 

I would be worrried if I were you, Micro. your cock appears to have a black spot on it, mate...


so, it's 2am & I'm driving past prostitutes in short strappy dresses with bare arms and legs. I want to stop and offer them 10 minutes in a heated car, but no police officer is going to believe that.


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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:33 PM

Received this rather offensive bundle today...

 

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Slapped it straight on the boot lid...

 

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:15 PM

I got a cock too!


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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr...

 

 

https://www.flickr.c...nd/14087918083/


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#56 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:31 PM

It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr...

 

 

https://www.flickr.c...nd/14087918083/

 

I love your reply dude. Thats quality.

 

The sticker looks so right on that C5 too! Great work Alexg.


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#57 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:31 AM

Back to the top for Bank Holiday Weekend Speacial Offer*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*all purchases made this bank holiday weekend will come with TWO crudely drawn cocks OR One cock and one pair of tits FREE!


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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:51 AM

I cut off the text, stuck the Autoshite bit to my laptop and stuck the text to the buzzing in keypad at work. Hope I don't get sacked.
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 09:37 AM

No problems with the stickers but the Flickr reply was totally unnecessary.

People can't be expected to 'get' the joke if they don't use Autoshite and the poor user thought you were attacking him personally. It really stretches the whole ironic thing right to its limits.

Feeling the H8 too much in this Forum at the moment and I just don't have the bandwidth for this sort of shit anymore.

As you were :)

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Posted 04 May 2014 - 09:51 AM

No problems with the stickers but the Flickr reply was totally unnecessary.

People can't be expected to 'get' the joke if they don't use Autoshite and the poor user thought you were attacking him personally. It really stretches the whole ironic thing right to its limits.

Feeling the H8 too much in this Forum at the moment and I just don't have the bandwidth for this sort of shit anymore.

As you were :)

 

Why would someone putting a sticker on his own car and taking a photograph of it make someone else think they were being personally attacked?

 

I cant see how any of that makes any sense?

 

*edit, Unless the difference of opinion is a personal attack. In which case, we are all fucked.

 

 

And to be fair, Rovers ARE shit. I'd still have one mind.


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