Wilko220 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I'd suggest three potential slogans that are often used on the board: 1 - Hammer a smaller socket over it2 - and the cars not bad either!3 - What could possibly go wrong? I would definitely snap your arm off for any of the above, particularly the first option. In the meantime, I shall get my order in for a couple of the "Vauxhall edition" stickers shortly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 By the way, the word "decals" reminds me of this GR9 thread from the past... http://autoshite.com/topic/14548-shite-factory-decals/ Essex V6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money. Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals. Taff and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money. Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals. got any Vauxhall badges tha need hiding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 2 GBP sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 27, 2014 Author Share Posted April 27, 2014 First batch have been packaged and are ready to ship in the morning. Each purchase comes with a free reinforcing cardboard rectangle with a crudely drawn cock drawn upon it* *2014 robinmasters, Taff and loserone 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 First batch have been packaged and are ready to ship in the morning.Each purchase comes with a free reinforcing cardboard rectangle with a crudely drawn cock drawn upon it* *2014 you disgust me* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 *not drawn to scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 as a huge fan of banter, I have just sent you three chickens and a turnip. via paypal of course, it's not the middle ages you knowEFA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Received! Excellent pic of cock included. I'll probably give it to the kids so they get a bit of practice ready for when they start school or something. cms206, Jim Bell and loserone 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Stickers and pizza box cock picture arrived today. I'll have to inflict them on some unfortunate cars/people/items later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 Good value, and everyone gets a cock. That's the Shitpeas guarantee. Taff, Micrashed, robinmasters and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Wilko220, Jim Bell, ProgRocker and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 quick straw poll. Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer? Jim Bell and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Livered Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy SR Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 can you please just make a windscreen size version of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 quick straw poll. Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer? Yes. No question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 "What is it meant to be, a fish?" (SWMBO hasn't been allowed to look at pictures on AS since she bought the G26 as her first car.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micrashed Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Stickers - checkCock - checkStamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS Jim Bell, Bobthebeard, Taff and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 Another winner! The Queen is literally begging you to use her again. Shes one blue lady. And great value. Feel like a "second class" citizen? Just re-use the stamp! 2xsecond = First. Micrashed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Stickers - checkCock - checkStamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS I would be worrried if I were you, Micro. your cock appears to have a black spot on it, mate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Received this rather offensive bundle today... Slapped it straight on the boot lid... vulgalour, DVee8, Inspector Morose and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I got a cock too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr... https://www.flickr.com/photos/derelictscotland/14087918083/ Bucketeer, dugong, Banger Kenny and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr... https://www.flickr.com/photos/derelictscotland/14087918083/ I love your reply dude. Thats quality. The sticker looks so right on that C5 too! Great work Alexg. dugong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 Back to the top for Bank Holiday Weekend Speacial Offer* *all purchases made this bank holiday weekend will come with TWO crudely drawn cocks OR One cock and one pair of tits FREE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I cut off the text, stuck the Autoshite bit to my laptop and stuck the text to the buzzing in keypad at work. Hope I don't get sacked. explosive-cabbage, Taff, HH-R and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 No problems with the stickers but the Flickr reply was totally unnecessary. People can't be expected to 'get' the joke if they don't use Autoshite and the poor user thought you were attacking him personally. It really stretches the whole ironic thing right to its limits. Feeling the H8 too much in this Forum at the moment and I just don't have the bandwidth for this sort of shit anymore. As you were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 No problems with the stickers but the Flickr reply was totally unnecessary. People can't be expected to 'get' the joke if they don't use Autoshite and the poor user thought you were attacking him personally. It really stretches the whole ironic thing right to its limits. Feeling the H8 too much in this Forum at the moment and I just don't have the bandwidth for this sort of shit anymore. As you were Why would someone putting a sticker on his own car and taking a photograph of it make someone else think they were being personally attacked? I cant see how any of that makes any sense? *edit, Unless the difference of opinion is a personal attack. In which case, we are all fucked. And to be fair, Rovers ARE shit. I'd still have one mind. dugong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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