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#841 OFFLINE   PhilA

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Posted 16 August 2018 - 10:52 PM

I tried looking at them like stereograms. They don't work.

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#842 OFFLINE   vulgalour

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Posted 17 August 2018 - 12:36 PM

You have to relax your eyes, Phil, then you'll see it.


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Posted 17 August 2018 - 01:42 PM

You have to relax your eyes, Phil, then you'll see it.

 

I can't see anything but dots- couldn't get any of those magic eye books from years ago either.


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Posted 17 August 2018 - 07:21 PM

Wiggle dots makes me think of the test card for some reason.
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Posted 17 August 2018 - 08:44 PM

I like the new style, I wonder if the hourglass would look better with twice the amount of sand in it.


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Posted 15 October 2018 - 09:14 AM

It's been a while hasn't it?  That whole copyright thing knocked me back a bit and I focused on other areas of my work, which has been keeping me busy.  I've really struggled to find anything concrete at all regarding car artwork, it's something nobody seems to know a clear answer to, partly because copyright etc. seems deliberately vague.  Even professional automotive artists much further up the pecking order than me don't know.

 

Solution?  Avoid the companies that don't like me doing art of their stuff and continue to focus on the weird and wonderful.  Don't do anything that's under 10 years old.  Sorted.

 

The company in question that kicked all this off is Jaguar Land Rover.  I don't do much of their stuff anyway so it's not huge loss, but going forward I will not be creating ANY Jaguar or Land Rover related artwork.  That extends to all their products past and present.  Apologies to anyone that might have wanted something of theirs, you'll have to find another way to get it now.

 

So now you know.

 

 

 

Anyway, I stuck a Bricklin through the shop window today.  Enjoy! https://www.redbubbl...-bricklin?asc=u

 

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Posted 15 October 2018 - 09:29 AM

So the RRC picture I've got is going to be worth loads* if you're not doing any more of the marque.


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Posted 15 October 2018 - 09:36 AM

If you really want to cash in, keep hold of it until I'm dead.  Stuff is always worth LOADS more once the artist is dead.


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Posted 15 October 2018 - 09:56 AM

I've got a Vulgalour original with two Range Rovers thats pre-digital.

 

Ka-ching!


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Posted 15 October 2018 - 09:57 AM

I've got a Vulgalour original with two Range Rovers thats pre-digital.
 
Ka-ching!


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Posted 15 October 2018 - 10:54 AM

I'm not dead yet!



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Posted 15 October 2018 - 10:54 AM

Anyway, I hurled another Bricklin into the shop, since I'd got one lying around: https://www.redbubbl...-bricklin?asc=u

 

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Posted 15 October 2018 - 11:16 AM

I've got a signed picture of a Honda cub from vulg so we need to bump him off
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Posted 15 October 2018 - 11:24 AM

Infamy.  They've all got it in for me.



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Posted 15 October 2018 - 11:26 AM

Things is angyl,with the amount of cars here you don't know which one will be running you over b
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Posted 15 October 2018 - 11:34 AM

All this time I thought it was paranoia.


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Posted 15 October 2018 - 11:34 AM

Things is angyl,with the amount of cars here you don't know which one will be running you over b

 

Pretty sure it won't be a Bricklin.

 

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Posted 15 October 2018 - 12:39 PM

I mean the cars on this site! Definitely won't be a bricklin but he'll what a way to go
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Posted 15 October 2018 - 12:45 PM

I mean the cars on this site! Definitely won't be a bricklin but he'll what a way to go


Somebody on this site is taking that as a challenge. I guarantee it.
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Posted 15 October 2018 - 05:15 PM

Pretty sure it won't be a Bricklin.

<Trivia> Malcom Bricklin was responsible for getting Subarus imported into the USA - and the Yugo! </trivia>


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Posted 08 November 2018 - 05:56 PM

Sometimes you have an idea in your head and when you put it into practice it exceeds expectations.  This is one of those times.  I hope you like this as much as I do.

 

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https://www.redbubbl...pacer-fish-bowl


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Posted 08 November 2018 - 07:02 PM

I like that vulg, it would also work well on a mk1 KA
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Posted 08 November 2018 - 07:20 PM

No it wouldn't, all the water would fall out of the rust holes :P


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Posted 08 November 2018 - 07:51 PM

Sometimes you have an idea in your head and when you put it into practice it exceeds expectations.  This is one of those times.  I hope you like this as much as I do.

 

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https://www.redbubbl...pacer-fish-bowl

 

 

 

That IS good.

 

 

Have you considered using this as a basis for your sig? 

 

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Posted 08 November 2018 - 08:05 PM

No it wouldn't, all the water would fall out of the rust holes :P


Perhaps you could draw one with water whooshing out of the sills with scared looking fish inside then
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 12:54 AM

That IS good.

 

 

Have you considered using this as a basis for your sig? 

 

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or this of course ;-)

 

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 06:23 AM

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