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#631 OFFLINE   Belfast Gipsy

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Posted 29 September 2018 - 03:20 PM

I still use one of those mops (mine;s called Californian car duster) - they're GR8 for wiping over dusty cars left in storage. They have some oil & paraffin type solution soaked into the head


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Posted 24 October 2018 - 01:35 PM

Just won this on eBay for what I think is a bargain sum. My intention is for it to go in the 1100. Feels almost wrong to take it out of the box and actually use it!

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https://rover.ebay.c...tm/273508267400
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#633 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 24 October 2018 - 01:44 PM

Have you learnt nothing from the MG?
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#634 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 24 October 2018 - 03:56 PM

Have you learnt nothing from the MG?


Yeah I have. An oil pressure gauge is essential for piece of mind! :D
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Posted 24 October 2018 - 04:04 PM



Yeah I have. An oil pressure gauge is essential for no piece of mind! :D


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Posted 24 October 2018 - 04:22 PM

Yeah I have. An oil worry gauge is essential for grey hairs! :D


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 08:27 AM

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Posted 05 December 2018 - 09:17 PM

Tasteful clock:

 

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Purchased from the USA, cost approx $250 plus $100 shipping

 

Bargain, although a couple of the Amazon reviews complain that it is very plastic-y and cheap feeling. 

 

This clock has never been used as a clock (not switched on) it has just sat looking pretty on a shelf

 

Why would you spend £275 importing a clock and then never put batteries in it?

 

Bidding's quite healthy though, so maybe he'll get the last laugh. Plus, it won't be in his house anymore so it's a win anyway. 

 

https://www.ebay.co....ck/292850427200


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Posted 05 December 2018 - 10:45 PM

I saw that advertised in a US magazine and had a good laugh.  Only topped by one I saw yesterday for a fucking Corvette ring and bracelet set. 

 

It's a tax on stupidity, it really is:

 

https://www.bradford...-mens-ring.html


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 12:29 PM

Tasteful clock:
 
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Bargain, although a couple of the Amazon reviews complain that it is very plastic-y and cheap feeling. 
 

 
Why would you spend £275 importing a clock and then never put batteries in it?
 
Bidding's quite healthy though, so maybe he'll get the last laugh. Plus, it won't be in his house anymore so it's a win anyway. 
 
https://www.ebay.co....ck/292850427200


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 01:13 PM

Do those (not exactly THAT one) robo-vacs work?

 

Always wondered.



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Posted 06 December 2018 - 01:50 PM

Do those (not exactly THAT one) robo-vacs work?
 
Always wondered.


Yes, until they get the wheel axles full of hair and encounter something wet.

You might as well then sit on the floor and scoot along on your arse in a few random lines to complete the job.

You could always get the vacuum thing above, clip it to a battery and use that to push the dust particles along the floor with.


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 04:44 PM

Do those (not exactly THAT one) robo-vacs work?

Always wondered.

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 05:46 PM

Do those (not exactly THAT one) robo-vacs work?

Always wondered.


My interest waned a bit when I saw the DieSon ones are £800!
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 11:47 PM

I've no idea if it's apocryphal or not, but the 'dirty protest' story about a Roomba and a pet with diarrhoea always gets a laugh from me. :D
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Posted 29 December 2018 - 08:54 PM

Woooo, look at this!

 

https://www.ebay.co....6m/173372895863

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Posted 29 December 2018 - 09:20 PM

^^lol that's brilliant! You know you've always wanted to be Automan!!
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Posted 29 December 2018 - 11:12 PM

Woooo, look at this!
 
https://www.ebay.co....6m/173372895863
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8C8AAOSwa...


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Posted 29 December 2018 - 11:49 PM

I just noticed they've got it on the exhausts of the first car (whatever it is, Alfa maybe?). I wonder how long that'll last before it peels off from the heat.
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 11:41 AM

Anyone got 50 quid to waste invest on this delectable* item?

 

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https://www.ebay.co....27/233105285299


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Posted 23 January 2019 - 03:26 PM

Anyone got 50 quid to waste invest on this delectable* item?

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/51AAAOSwN...

Made an offer any way.

https://www.ebay.co....27/233105285299


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Posted 23 January 2019 - 03:57 PM

Anyone got 50 quid to waste invest on this delectable* item?https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/51AAAOSwN...
Made an offer any way. https://www.ebay.co....27/233105285299


There seems to be an identical one,different seller currently on ebay auction for £21
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 01:13 PM

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Posted 28 January 2019 - 01:39 PM

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 01:27 PM

Did someone say Giffer?

 

https://www.ebay.co....ts/132942849175

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 01:34 PM

 

I had one of these on my Nissan Almera for a bit, I found it by the local pedestrian crossing while dropping my daughter to school one day, clearly having fallen off of a chav-mobile. I took it home (because Trebus), cleaned it up and fitted it to my car. It stayed on for about a year and ~25k miles before falling off somewhere, not sure where, just one day it was no longer attached.

 

I like to think it was a bit like the wandering shop in Discworld and was found by another person who did the same as me and the process repeated forever. More likely it was crushed by a truck on the A31.


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 07:40 PM

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 06:41 PM

Aston Martin DB5 James Bond Wall Art Stunning Genuine Man Cave
 

 

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painted in Aston Martin Silver Birch same as the iconic James Bonds DB5 Car

 

 

I can hardly express my ardour.


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 07:26 PM

Well, it looks to me suspiciously like the thing we used to throw used paper towels into in the school bogs c.1968.  

 

Not your ardour, JM - that bit of alleged Newport Pagnell tin.


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