dozeydustman Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I still can't believe the bloke is still trying to sell this sodding thing. I still can't believe he wants a tenner for it. Surely someone on here wants it. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Maestro-Clocke-plate-with-a/302705995013?hash=item467aaeed05:g:6QQAAOSwT2daL~dW davehedgehog31, Alexg, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Surely a Maestro clock should be electronic, have Nicolette Mackenzie speak the time, and occasionally twat on about door open and low oil pressure Twee Roman numerals on a Maestro clock? Save it for the Rover 75 memorial one mate Squire_Dawson and dozeydustman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 It might sell better if he had spelt "clock" correctly and given in to surely the most basic human urge to put a battery in and see if it does work...... dozeydustman and Sausage5000 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Perhaps its been clocked and had the hands wound back. Tells the time in 1985. mercrocker, pshome, dozeydustman and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I think he's someone who just picks up any old rubbish at a boot fair or charity shop and tries to make a few bob on it selling on. He's selling a lot of 'collectable' plates, like the ones everyone's nan seems to have. But he does have this which should really be on the shite in miniature thread: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CORGI-LLEDO-VANGUARDS-CLUB-LEYLAND-PRINCES-CHROME-CAR-MODEL-VA10206-LCC23/302688002583?hash=item46799c6217:g:S3MAAOSwImRYLdEI Double the price of most other sellers. Had a look through most of his items he's got some unrealistic prices going on. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Who wants this beauty? Fitment details below. I'm sure there's someone on here that has a Renault 16 it will fit...... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Compact-Mk2-Emergency-windscreen-classic-car-deepscreen-model/222925483519?hash=item33e764edff:g:Gr8AAOSw6NhZuoti Junkman, somewhatfoolish, Conrad D. Conelrad and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Twee Roman numerals on a Maestro clock? Save it for the Rover 75 memorial one mateIndeed, true authenticity requires a digital display with missing segments. GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Chrome Princess? Don't show Vulgalour! GrumpiusMaximus and dozeydustman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian_J_Hotson Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-GT-Escort-Cortina-Crank-End-Cap-Pen-Holder-Barn-Find-Car-Enthusiasts/222914967055?hash=item33e6c4760f:g:Z7kAAOSwCU1YucJj ...Runs off to Halfords to buy silver paint... WAIT! They do it in blue too?!1 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-GT-Escort-Cortina-Crank-End-Cap-Pen-Holder-Barn-Find-Car-Enthusiasts/222928932526?hash=item33e7998eae:g:v~oAAOSwol5YwFGU Junkman, Sausage5000, Conrad D. Conelrad and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayMK Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-GT-Escort-Cortina-Crank-End-Cap-Pen-Holder-Barn-Find-Car-Enthusiasts/222914967055?hash=item33e6c4760f:g:Z7kAAOSwCU1YucJj ...Runs off to Halfords to buy silver paint... WAIT! They do it in blue too?!1 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-GT-Escort-Cortina-Crank-End-Cap-Pen-Holder-Barn-Find-Car-Enthusiasts/222928932526?hash=item33e7998eae:g:v~oAAOSwol5YwFGU £30!!!!! Seeking the gullible scene dwellers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Probably quite an appropriate gift for the Cortina enthusiast....He will be writing a lot of cheques. Alexg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlabamaShrimp Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-GT-Escort-Cortina-Crank-End-Cap-Pen-Holder-Barn-Find-Car-Enthusiasts/222914967055?hash=item33e6c4760f:g:Z7kAAOSwCU1YucJj ...Runs off to Halfords to buy silver paint... WAIT! They do it in blue too?!1 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-GT-Escort-Cortina-Crank-End-Cap-Pen-Holder-Barn-Find-Car-Enthusiasts/222928932526?hash=item33e7998eae:g:v~oAAOSwol5YwFGUThank god it's a barn find. I don't know what I'd do if they just bought them from a shop. Crispian_J_Hotson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian_J_Hotson Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 "hello, Burtons? I'm after some bottom end con rod caps for my..." "Oh, not another one, were sold owt mate, don't know why but demand is through the roof. 14year wait mayte along with the 1800 Mondeo oil pick up..." cros 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Sorry but I need to hand in my Autoshite membership card. Just coughed up for one of these... MorrisItalSLX, Junkman, GrumpiusMaximus and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian_J_Hotson Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Straight on the PT cruiser right? Should be room next to the husky and full moon sticker. robinmasters and clayts450 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 How does this compare with the other clock for categorical naffness? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-Wheel-Clock-Garage-Shed-Rat-Look/183188563205?hash=item2aa6e3a505:g:9CUAAOSwMqBaZ6bm Verdict: not worth a wank as a clock but the tyre looks o.k. Alexg and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 ^^^ Best of luck getting that mounted on a stud wall with an 8mm rawlplug... JeeExEll, Parky, eddyramrod and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/halfords-225-psi-air-compressor-brand-new-12v-tyre-pump-travel/173316615480 This is brand new and never used. Junkman, Lacquer Peel, Eddie Honda and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 I bet that has a service life of about 2-3 tyres. Aston Martin and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Furious Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 I was so tempted to get that maestro clock for my mate as a wedding present, he’s a massive maestro licker. Only thing that stopped me was that he probably wouldn’t see it as a joke present. oldcars and pilninggas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 It's not a clock. It's a sundial used for measuring the 0-60 time for a diesel maestro. clayts450, GrumpiusMaximus, Junkman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just in case your cheapy Halfords tyre inflator fails, here's one of those kits to inflate your tyres with a perfect petrol/air mix: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-SPARK-PLUG-TYRE-INFLATOR/123121208812 Junkman, SiC, Squire_Dawson and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Sorry but I need to hand in my Autoshite membership card. Just coughed up for one of these... I so want a Mg or Rover 75 V8 just so i can get one of these. clayts450 and Aston Martin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpiusMaximus Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 It's not a clock. It's a sundial used for measuring the 0-60 time for a diesel maestro. His wife will be very upset when that clock turns up. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Just in case your cheapy Halfords tyre inflator fails, here's one of those kits to inflate your tyres with a perfect petrol/air mix: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-SPARK-PLUG-TYRE-INFLATOR/123121208812 I'm not sure that's as bad an idea as it sounds. After all, petrol evaporates, and I doubt there would be any damage to the rubber. Worth it as a last resort, I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Look at the state of this. A collaborative effort between Antony Gormley and Tracey Emin. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/173376240687?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l10137 Datsuncog, 11001010, Sausage5000 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 I have no idea why, but I do need this. https://www.leboncoin.fr/equipement_auto/1466981683.htm/ mercrocker, 3VOM, MorrisItalSLX and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Suckshun! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Forda-No6606-Super-Deluxe-Car-Vacuum-Vintage/183330675055?hash=item2aaf5c196f%3Ag%3AZMUAAOSw8UZaIqNF&_sacat=0&_nkw=vintage+car+accessories&_from=R40&rt=nc bolognasal spray, Junkman, mercrocker and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Precurser to the triangle? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-car-hazard-light/323316421166?hash=item4b4729122e%3Ag%3AETEAAOSwOrJbMBy-&_sacat=0&_nkw=vintage+car+accessories&_from=R40&rt=nc Squire_Dawson, face, JeeExEll and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 GrumpiusMaximus, Stanky, AMC Rebel and 23 others 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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