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#571 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 15 March 2018 - 02:48 PM

Vintage "car door snack trays" for when you don't have walnut Van den Plassssss picnic tables

 

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https://www.ebay.co....90AAOSwXKtZzNgG


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


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Posted 15 March 2018 - 02:51 PM

Bizarre anti-syphon (or is it siphon?) device from the states.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....oMAAOSwhvFZKIbx


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


#573 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 15 March 2018 - 03:57 PM

Any good to a Renna owner on here?

 

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https://www.ebay.co....oEAAOSw3ZRY-eES


Dream shite.

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#574 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 19 April 2018 - 09:24 PM

I still can't believe the bloke is still trying to sell this sodding thing.

 

I still can't believe he wants a tenner for it.

 

Surely someone on here wants it.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....QQAAOSwT2daL~dW


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Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


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Posted 19 April 2018 - 09:37 PM

Surely a Maestro clock should be electronic, have Nicolette Mackenzie speak the time, and occasionally twat on about door open and low oil pressure

Twee Roman numerals on a Maestro clock? Save it for the Rover 75 memorial one mate
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Posted 20 April 2018 - 05:44 AM

It might sell better if he had spelt "clock" correctly and given in to surely the most basic human urge to put a battery in and see if it does work......


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Posted 20 April 2018 - 06:44 AM

Perhaps its been clocked and had the hands wound back. Tells the time in 1985.


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Posted 20 April 2018 - 08:18 AM

I think he's someone who just picks up any old rubbish at a boot fair or charity shop and tries to make a few bob on it selling on. He's selling a lot of 'collectable' plates, like the ones everyone's nan seems to have. But he does have this which should really be on the shite in miniature thread:

 

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https://www.ebay.co....3MAAOSwImRYLdEI

 

Double the price of most other sellers. Had a look through most of his items he's got some unrealistic prices going on.

 

 


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Posted 20 April 2018 - 08:21 AM

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Who wants this beauty? Fitment details below. I'm sure there's someone on here that has a Renault 16 it will fit......

 

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https://www.ebay.co....r8AAOSw6NhZuoti


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Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


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Posted 20 April 2018 - 09:34 AM

Twee Roman numerals on a Maestro clock? Save it for the Rover 75 memorial one mate


Indeed, true authenticity requires a digital display with missing segments.
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Posted 20 April 2018 - 01:24 PM

Chrome Princess? Don't show Vulgalour!
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Posted 20 April 2018 - 01:43 PM

https://www.ebay.co....7kAAOSwCU1YucJj

 

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...Runs off to Halfords to buy silver paint...

 

WAIT! They do it in blue too?!1

 

https://www.ebay.co....~oAAOSwol5YwFGU


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Posted 20 April 2018 - 02:10 PM

https://www.ebay.co....7kAAOSwCU1YucJj

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Z7kAAOSwC...

 

...Runs off to Halfords to buy silver paint...

 

WAIT! They do it in blue too?!1

 

https://www.ebay.co....~oAAOSwol5YwFGU

 

£30!!!!!  Seeking the gullible scene dwellers.



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Posted 20 April 2018 - 05:52 PM

Probably quite an appropriate gift for the Cortina enthusiast....He will be writing a lot of cheques.


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Posted 20 April 2018 - 06:53 PM

https://www.ebay.co....7kAAOSwCU1YucJj

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Z7kAAOSwC...

...Runs off to Halfords to buy silver paint...

WAIT! They do it in blue too?!1

https://www.ebay.co....~oAAOSwol5YwFGU


Thank god it's a barn find. I don't know what I'd do if they just bought them from a shop.
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Posted 20 April 2018 - 07:53 PM

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Posted 20 April 2018 - 08:15 PM

Sorry but I need to hand in my Autoshite membership card. Just coughed up for one of these...

 

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Posted 20 April 2018 - 08:28 PM

Straight on the PT cruiser right?

 

Should be room next to the husky and full moon sticker.


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Posted 27 April 2018 - 02:56 PM

How does this compare with the other clock for categorical naffness?

 

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Verdict: not worth a wank as a clock but the tyre looks o.k.


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Squeak, rattle and roll.

 

 

Thanks restorer.

 

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Posted 27 April 2018 - 03:00 PM

^^^ Best of luck getting that mounted on a stud wall with an 8mm rawlplug...


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 12:35 PM

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This is brand new and never used.

 


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 07:47 PM

I bet that has a service life of about 2-3 tyres.


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 07:54 PM

I was so tempted to get that maestro clock for my mate as a wedding present, he’s a massive maestro licker. Only thing that stopped me was that he probably wouldn’t see it as a joke present.
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Posted 14 May 2018 - 08:03 PM

It's not a clock. It's a sundial used for measuring the 0-60 time for a diesel maestro.
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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:57 PM

Just in case your cheapy Halfords tyre inflator fails, here's one of those kits to inflate your tyres with a perfect petrol/air mix:

 

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https://www.ebay.co....OR/123121208812


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 07:53 AM

Sorry but I need to hand in my Autoshite membership card. Just coughed up for one of these...

 

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I so want a Mg or Rover 75 V8 just so i can get one of these.


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:42 AM

It's not a clock. It's a sundial used for measuring the 0-60 time for a diesel maestro.

 

His wife will be very upset when that clock turns up.



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Posted 15 May 2018 - 07:47 PM

Just in case your cheapy Halfords tyre inflator fails, here's one of those kits to inflate your tyres with a perfect petrol/air mix:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co....OR/123121208812

 

I'm not sure that's as bad an idea as it sounds. After all, petrol evaporates, and I doubt there would be any damage to the rubber. Worth it as a last resort, I reckon.


Squeak, rattle and roll.

 

 

Thanks restorer.

 

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