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#541 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:08 PM

^^^^ whereabouts on the Geep was the cast iron guttering ??

 

Chassis rails.


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 11:14 AM

Its part of an elaborate system which deploys skis for extreme offroading in scotland in winter.


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Posted 13 February 2018 - 12:51 PM

It's an Aston?



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Posted 19 February 2018 - 07:12 PM

I do like a "my other car is a...." sticker

 

https://www.ebay.co....8.c100656.m5063

 

Something to make your motor a little bit special

 

https://www.ebay.co....r-/352169004327


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Posted 19 February 2018 - 07:13 PM

And I still can't believe the Maestro clock plate is still going. I may just buy it to upset the wife.

 

https://www.ebay.co....QQAAOSwT2daL~dW


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Posted 19 February 2018 - 07:38 PM

For a could of quid I'd buy it just to give it away at Xmas but at a tenner??

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Posted 19 February 2018 - 07:54 PM

For a could of quid I'd buy it just to give it away at Xmas but at a tenner??

 

 

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 02:39 PM

https://www.ebay.co....CH/263512191786

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 03:17 PM

Oooh, the white 316i still has its one.

 

The 320i coupe does not, however. I won't bother at that price either. A pound-shop LED torch does a much better job!



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Posted 08 March 2018 - 05:49 PM

 

Note the symbol printed on the side, not that the smart BMW driver holds it the wrong way round.


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Posted 08 March 2018 - 06:07 PM

I was a bit miffed to find that those BMW torches aren't a universal fit. There are at least two different

socket designs. I think the black ones are different to the white ones.


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Posted 08 March 2018 - 06:16 PM

I was a bit miffed to find that those BMW torches aren't a universal fit. There are at least two different

socket designs. I think the black ones are different to the white ones.

 

Never worked in my 635. Think the charging circuit had failed.


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Posted 09 March 2018 - 12:34 AM

I haven't seen a set of these for years and years.

 

https://www.ebay.co....0s/332576480206

 

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"Sophisticated styling"  "Special look"


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Posted 09 March 2018 - 12:44 AM

I haven't seen a set of these for years and years.

 

https://www.ebay.co....0s/332576480206

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/kLcAAOSw8...

 

"Sophisticated styling"  "Special look"

 

I wonder if a normal vinyl printing company could make these?



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Posted 09 March 2018 - 06:29 PM

Seller saying he doesn't know if it works, if you're asking a tenner for it surely you can stick an AA battery in it and find out!

 

And I still can't believe the Maestro clock plate is still going. I may just buy it to upset the wife.

 

https://www.ebay.co....QQAAOSwT2daL~dW



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Posted 09 March 2018 - 06:31 PM

Seller saying he doesn't know if it works, if you're asking a tenner for it surely you can stick an AA battery in it and find out!

 

 

Still can't believe he wants a tenner for it


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 01:24 AM

I forgot to quote it in my post, but it's worth noting that the second Auto Defroster they tried also set itself on fire. 

 

Other items they tested included an expensive compass which took a navigation officer 40 minutes to adjust to a reasonable accuracy, then another at one tenth the price which was almost as accurate right out of the box. Plus a device intended to prevent dazzle from oncoming headlights by projecting "wonder mauve light" onto your windscreen, which was determined to be useless. 

 

OH BOY!

 

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WONDER MAUVE

 

https://www.ebay.co....ce/323133162141


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 01:27 AM

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 01:42 AM

This looks effective and good - an alarm you simply switch off with a labelled switch on the dash. 

 

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"When setting alarm unit wait approx. 15 seconds for alarm to stop operating then set switch to on position, and close door carefully. Now anyone attempting to enter or tamper with the car will activate and cause alarm to blow intermittently as long as car is being tampered with and for full 15 seconds after vandal has stopped. The alarm automatically resets itself. Upon entering the car yourself, simply turn to "off" position."

 

Thief proof! It looks like this is just a simple tilt switch that blasts the horn when the car is rocked, most likely not doing anything when the local scrotes key your car but instead blaring the horn every time a lorry drives past. 

 

https://www.ebay.co....ar/362265585464

 


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 03:15 AM

I wish that stupid WONDER MAUVE was a fiver or something.  Cannot justify thirty FORTY FIVE QUID INC. P&P HOLYFUCK for some useless crap that doesn't even work, but I could totally justify a fiver for it.



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Posted 12 March 2018 - 04:10 AM

Same. I spent a little while trying to man-maths it, but £45 for a useless purple lightbulb is pretty difficult to justify.

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 06:51 AM

The mauve light is made by SA Electronique Tragique et la Fumée Magique of Lyon, they trade as Tragonic.


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Posted 14 March 2018 - 08:11 AM

https://www.ebay.co....1540&rmvSB=true

 

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 09:13 AM

Universal High level brake light

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 09:18 AM

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Wish I'd had the foresight to stash a few boxes when I was doing the weekly delivery stocking-out at Halfords. It *might* have just about offset not having a pension.

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 12:51 PM

 

Fitted the wrong way around too, for maximum shiteness.



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Posted 15 March 2018 - 02:40 PM

I would have thought by now the MG Maestro clock on a plate would have been reduced or binned.

 

It's still for sale at a tenner + P&P

 

https://www.ebay.co....QQAAOSwT2daL~dW


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Posted 15 March 2018 - 02:42 PM

Vintage parking light

 

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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


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Posted 15 March 2018 - 02:43 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....c0AAOSw-Rhag3T-


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


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Posted 15 March 2018 - 02:45 PM

Holographic coachlines, anyone?

 

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https://www.ebay.co....XgAAOSw1m9aorRY


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster





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