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#61 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 11:05 PM

http://i23.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/14/9e/34...

You'd have thought he'd stretch to finding the right filler cap at that coin.

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Posted 18 October 2008 - 11:11 PM

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THERE IS NO TRIM OR QUARTER WINDOWS WITH CAR THERE IS ALSO NO ENGINE AND GEARBOX

Left hand drive-no mention of doc's
£2500!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 10:32 PM

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£55,000. :shock:

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 10:42 PM

Must mean £5500 surely...

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 08:57 AM

190,000, no MOT, needs a clutch and rear brakes & headlight and he wants £300 for it.http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 09:02 AM

What a dipstick. That is overpriced by at least a factor of 10, in the current climate. Handbrake cables are easy enough but the clutch wouldn't be much fun. That'd even be too much for a tidy TD estate needing the same amount of work.

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 06:20 PM

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3 Grand.. O RLY!

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Posted 26 October 2008 - 12:06 PM

190,000, no MOT, needs a clutch and rear brakes & headlight and he wants £300 for it.http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

I don't think that's too bad really. It's a nice enough car, it appears to have been well looked after and it's got a DAB stereo in it, which would fetch almost £100 on its own. I haven't done a 405 clutch but I've done a 305 XUD one and it was quite easy, certainly much easier than the Escort TD one. A weekend's work would give you a tidy little car that could last several years with no big problems.

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 02:42 PM

Not eBay but fugging combien?? I hope that's a misplaced comma...
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Posted 27 October 2008 - 03:12 PM

As above...

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 03:25 PM

What!! Are these people on drugs? Either that or they're still working in francs

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 12:27 AM

Wow! that 203 is amazing!Hilariously overpriced obviously but still 8) 8) 8) etc.

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 12:56 AM

ah..franco -shite...how bout this Swedish shite..its been for sale for ages..but due to Viva budget escalating..i just cant afford this....but nice....
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:04 PM

Nothin spesh about this, is there? £4k start!

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...crap ad, zero feedback etc... and it's in Vilnius. :roll:

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 02:52 PM

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£200 Polo
+Inappropriate black & silver plates... £20
+Cheap VW alloys with some black lashed over them... £50

+Scene tax @ 200%

=£1,195

Bargain. :roll:

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 03:21 PM

Trader, not Bay. Desirable and low mileage, but "How Much?!" :shock: http://search.autotr... ... x_mileage=
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Posted 14 November 2008 - 02:07 PM

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£1595 from a dealer. Clean car, but a FWD non-sports Corolla with 51K on the clock, I can't imagine the phone ringing off the hook to be honest.

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 09:37 PM

Regards the Lancia from Walkers.........I did the deal to sell them my Daughter's Yellow 02 plate Punto Sporting a couple of years ago. They offered book plus 300 quid over the phone, without a viewing involved. Took it up, had the cash in an envelope, he then paid 100 quid more than the original offer when he saw the condition. Top dealer, wouldn't have any qualms handing over cash like that. He had about 10 Deltas on the front, and 3 or 4 in the showroom. Parts and parts cars galore, and a very busy workshop. Seems he had quite a rig for Rally Support in the 80s/90s. Might just pop up to see what he's got kicking around.................
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 01:18 PM

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£1595 from a dealer. Clean car, but a FWD non-sports Corolla with 51K on the clock, I can't imagine the phone ringing off the hook to be honest.

Agreed, DEFINITELY NOT AE86!

And he needs to get The Doctor down to work a bit of his valeting magic on it too to get anywhere near a grand.

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 11:31 PM

Just £4995 buys you this...

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Perhaps it's a minter?

Oh yes, look. It's only done 178,000 miles :roll:

EDIT: - Just clicked the link - and they've now taken the five off. Clerical error then.

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 01:56 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: An extra 9 in there, surely?

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 07:09 AM

I was thinking both the 9's were accidental

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 10:01 AM

Just clicked the link - and they've now taken the five off. Clerical error then!

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 02:04 PM

split panel van for just 18.5k! :roll: :lol:

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 03:17 PM

Nice bargain Ovlov here.

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:12 PM

LOZZLE, three grand, who comes up with this stuff? 'Yeah i've looked on eBay and autotrader for a bit of research, what i'll do is make mine 10 times the cost of the next most expensive one and we'll take it from there, that way I've got about £2500 margin for haggling'

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 03:25 PM

Have a 'CAT D' Volvo V40:
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S-reg full ticket, what would you give for this? £750?? I think that would be fair given a chequered past.

Not for this chap. To you just £15,995

The mind boggles.

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 03:43 PM

Have a 'CAT D' Volvo V40:
S-reg full ticket, what would you give for this?
Not for this chap. To you just £15,995

The mind boggles.

Bugger me sideways - I have just hammered out a deal that sees the wife sat in a 57 plate Zafira diseasel for £6100. And I still think Im being ripped off at that.
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Posted 27 November 2008 - 03:47 PM

Maybe it's like Carol Vorderman/Countdown challenge:1 5 9 9 5 -> 159 x 5 = 795 -> 795 - 9 = 786

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Posted 27 November 2008 - 04:05 PM

:shock: I can't imagine how on earth even the must drug addled Volvo lover could see that being a realistic asking price. Surely theres at least one extra number in there. And even if there is an extra 9 in there its still too much by half. GR8 ebay listing skills in evidence as well.




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