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#8101 OFFLINE   Squirrel2

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 02:28 PM

this might just catch on you know.

 

Rather that buy a terminally rusty late 1980s Range Rover why not save yourself a world of pain and just buy the V5.

 

Range Rover Classic 1988 chassis & v5, chassis is scrap & now gone

 

https://www.ebay.co....e-/323276732105

 

£695 BUT FREE POSTAGE!!!!

 

think of all those welding consumables you will save.

 

anyone fancy registering it as scrapped for this chap?

How could he have the nerve to do this?! Can one let the DVLA know its been scrapped without the actual V5?

 

Makes my blood boil... :angry:

 

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 02:36 PM

£97500 for that RS1600i?

 

God almighty - I like them loads, but that is taking the piss.



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Posted 05 June 2018 - 03:15 PM

£97500 for that RS1600i?

God almighty - I like them loads, but that is taking the piss.


This one here with <9000 miles and a Turbo Technics conversion from new recently sold for 46 grand at auction.

http://classiccarcur...ells-for-46200/
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Posted 05 June 2018 - 03:21 PM

A C140 S-Class coupe is very high on my want list, especially in black (two tone black/dark grey would be even better). But 29k for one is a bit excessive... Especially with clear swirl marks in the paint and a bodged back box...
 
https://www.ebay.co....0?ul_noapp=true
 
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gVoAAOSwt...


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#8105 OFFLINE   srad34

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 05:47 PM

https://i.imgur.com/cdnKw6M.jpg...

https://m.carandclas....uk/car/C992239

Escort Mk3 RS1600i with 97500 miles for under £2k.

Oh, wait a minute . . .

Bet its still got a rusty battery tray!


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Posted 06 June 2018 - 02:58 PM

Would you rather have 1300 British Pounds Sterling...…

 

 

or would you rather have a Ford Transit Luton that has been painted with a paint brush/roller in a green/black combo???

https://www.ebay.co....ares-or-Repair/


Owner has updated the description with one of the longest MOT failure lists I have ever seen... maybe I've not seen enough but seriously... in that condition wouldn't you know not to bother???

Highlight of it is the tester trying to give the owner a hint to scrap it in the failure criteria:

 

"Offside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded Inner wing wheel arch to out rigger to step. Full of filler and news paper too! (2.4.A.3)"


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#8107 OFFLINE   davehedgehog31

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Posted 06 June 2018 - 03:13 PM

https://i.imgur.com/cdnKw6M.jpg...

https://m.carandclas....uk/car/C992239

Escort Mk3 RS1600i with 97500 miles for under £2k.

Oh, wait a minute . . .

It has one more MOT fail on record than my Rover;

 

Date tested
19 June 2014
FAIL
Mileage
1,915 miles
MOT test number
6764 7067 4157
Test location
unavailable until further notice
Reason(s) for failure
Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content excessive (7.3.B.1b)
 
That makes the Ronda worth at least £130k shirley

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#8108 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 11:36 AM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...2906?nav=SEARCH

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Yes, you guessed it, "comes with V5 and VIN plate"

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 12:23 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...B8AAOSwHS1Z0ixn

For a quid under 10 grand you could have this delightful PERKINS engined beast.

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#8110 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 12:30 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...0wAAOSwl5VbDAl~

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Yes, just £5500 !!!!
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#8111 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 12:33 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...3cAAOSwTM5Y06BK

You'll need to be sitting down before seeing the price of this Jap import.

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#8112 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 12:45 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...30AAOSwvBdbED-2

For £1500, this really is all you get.

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 05:07 PM

https://www.ebay.co....GkAAOSwJ7dbGPZN

 

I would*


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Posted 08 June 2018 - 06:21 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...3cAAOSwTM5Y06BK

You'll need to be sitting down before seeing the price of this Jap import.

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I remember these getting featured in What Car? magazine way back when. Priced new at £11,995.


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Posted 08 June 2018 - 10:04 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...3cAAOSwTM5Y06BK

You'll need to be sitting down before seeing the price of this Jap import.

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There are some Canadians who import Jap Minis into Canada.

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Posted 08 June 2018 - 10:12 PM

When I first saw this I thought it was a bit over priced. They are rare cars in Spain as most imported  Ford saloons of this class size were Taunus'.

Having done some searching it is not so over priced as I at first thought.

 

https://www.miclasic...cortina-gxl-2-0

 

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#8117 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 06:15 AM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...z8AAOSwQWlZpcL1

The Yorkshire phrase is " How fucking much!"

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 01:49 PM

A C140 S-Class coupe is very high on my want list, especially in black (two tone black/dark grey would be even better). But 29k for one is a bit excessive... Especially with clear swirl marks in the paint and a bodged back box...

 

https://www.ebay.co....0?ul_noapp=true

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gVoAAOSwt...

 

 

Knock a zero off and you reach something approaching the actual value of a 140 Coupe.


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#8119 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 01:53 PM

When I first saw this I thought it was a bit over priced. They are rare cars in Spain as most imported  Ford saloons of this class size were Taunus'.

Having done some searching it is not so over priced as I at first thought.

 

https://www.miclasic...cortina-gxl-2-0

 

attachicon.gifcortina-gxl-2-0_10386_1.jpg

 

 

If it's as good as it looks, £9000 is about right. It has all the correct bits including the impossible to find leather GXL gear knob.

 

I like it.  :-D


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Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


#8120 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:50 PM

This one here with <9000 miles and a Turbo Technics conversion from new recently sold for 46 grand at auction.

http://classiccarcur...ells-for-46200/

 

 

Rally jacketed fool/money = soon parted.

 

These were shit.

 

Shitter than an XR3i.

 

It was based on a shit car, it had a shit engine, shit brakes and very good seats. Several cars - the Astra GTE being one, and the Alfasud Ti GCL being another - were so much better because they were decent cars in base form and not some shoddy CVH powered shitbox.

 

97 grand. FFS.  :roll:


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#8121 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:53 PM

How could he have the nerve to do this?! Can one let the DVLA know its been scrapped without the actual V5?

 

Makes my blood boil... :angry:

 

Squirrel2

 

What, E140JBF, scrapped you stay?


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MASTER RACE MOTORS.

 

1989 F  730i. Prestigious.

1994 M 318Ti - Track whore

2005 05 320d Touring shitbox

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


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Posted 09 June 2018 - 08:25 PM

Ak-hmmm... I had a RS1600i and it was the nuts. Ok... It was shit.


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Posted 09 June 2018 - 10:23 PM

It would be a terrible shame if trading standards turned up at 'dodgy 4x4 spares of Darnall' and went through their entire inventory and seized the lot


Yer can't beat a bit o' Autoshite

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#8124 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 10 June 2018 - 01:07 AM

https://www.ebay.co....ne/323269319902

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£11,250.00

 

 

I want to get rich quickly.

 

Okay, I made that last bit up.


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Posted 13 June 2018 - 09:42 PM

Behold this once in a lifetime opportunity!

 

https://www.ebay.co....00/223015188606

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It could adorn your driveway for a mere FIVE BAGS!


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#8126 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 16 June 2018 - 12:45 PM

Anybody want to pay £750 for an absolutely fucked four pot E36 saloon?

 

https://www.ebay.co....iIAAOSw1PJbH8uM

 

 

 

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Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


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Posted 16 June 2018 - 02:48 PM

Behold this once in a lifetime opportunity!

https://www.ebay.co....00/223015188606
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/fPIAAOSwr...



It could adorn your driveway for a mere FIVE BAGS!


Six bags if you include the roof
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Posted 19 June 2018 - 12:56 AM

For fucks sake, this went through ACA less than 3 days ago for £2400, and it is now already on sale for £3995.

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https://www.carandcl...uk/car/C1006115

Yes, it is very clean, and yes, it has got a very low number of miles on the clock, but almost £4k for a Ford Sierra Estate is a bit much.
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Posted 19 June 2018 - 05:47 AM

For fucks sake, this went through ACA less than 3 days ago for £2400, and it is now already on sale for £3995.

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https://www.carandcl...uk/car/C1006115

Yes, it is very clean, and yes, it has got a very low number of miles on the clock, but almost £4k for a Ford Sierra Estate is a bit much.

Is it too much though? Regardless of what it sold for 3 days prior to being advertised there's not many around and if someone wanted a nice Sierra estate then I'm sure they'll happily pay 4 grand for it.

It's annoying I agree but not unreasonable, I think I got 200 quid for mine 20 years ago but there were thousands on the road.

sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 19 June 2018 - 11:19 AM

Landcruiser "EXTREME MONSTER TRUCK" 4.2d.  

used a few time off road since built

£17,500.00 - Obviously

 

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