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#8011 ONLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 05:14 PM

for the price of a solid reliable* running car I invite you to think instead of this festering pile of jobby that has unknown engine faults and has been off the road since 2004 

 

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100009.m1982

 

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 06:35 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...rs/282844107655

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21 grand !!!

I recon its worth all of that, after all its an original reproduction, not a reproduction reproduction.  :roll:


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Posted 24 February 2018 - 08:56 AM

(I'm guessing it's a base spec)

 

 

It's a 1.3...

 

 

Black bumpers point to a base.

 

 

It's a 2 door beige bASe.

 

I like the base.


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Posted 28 February 2018 - 07:07 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....4MAAOSw1Ndaipup

 

 

 

THIS IS JUST THE BODY NOT THE T25 IT IS SITTING ON 

 


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Posted 28 February 2018 - 07:15 PM

Check out what this fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble is selling

 

Landrover Discovery Prototype Concept Classic

 

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

 

4 bags for this utter abortion

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-KMAAOSw9...

 

verdict - buy a running Navara and Disco of the same age for less

 

perhaps in the same spirit I give to you the P38 Pick up

 

https://www.ebay.co....8.c100651.m4497

 

 
£2,150.00 25 bids
Reserve not met
 
got to be shilling or time wasting
 
Though must be said I like how that made the rear doors disappear
and the back of the "cab" would mean that the front seats would be good for Jeanette Krankie. anyone taller might struggle to get behind the wheel
 
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 11:27 AM

 

perhaps in the same spirit I give to you the P38 Pick up

 

https://www.ebay.co....8.c100651.m4497

 

 
£2,150.00 25 bids
Reserve not met
 
got to be shilling or time wasting
 
Though must be said I like how that made the rear doors disappear
and the back of the "cab" would mean that the front seats would be good for Jeanette Krankie. anyone taller might struggle to get behind the wheel
 

 

 

 

What a back-street abortionist!


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Posted 01 March 2018 - 07:25 PM

Not a genuine Cosworth!

 

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https://www.gumtree....orth/1286640302


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#8018 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 07:50 PM

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 11:37 PM

Not a genuine Cosworth!

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree....orth/1286640302

 

It's a 2.3D. It's got an 18 second 0-60 time. WTF is the spoiler for? :D

 

Oh, and it's five and a half bags.


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Posted 02 March 2018 - 01:45 PM

Look at this sterling effort to sell a pile of shit for 4 bags.

Yes, your eyes don't trick you, that fool wants £3,995.00 for this heap of scrap!

 

https://www.ebay.co....k1/323109638121

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But you haven't seen anything yet.

 

Look at this:

 

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And for God's sake, do not read the ad if you would like to avoid ending up a shivering wreck!


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Posted 02 March 2018 - 02:12 PM

fuck me 3995 reserve not met


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Posted 02 March 2018 - 03:39 PM

^^^ In fairness now, the Fisher Price GTE special edition is a bit of a rarity.


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Posted 03 March 2018 - 11:20 AM

Jeezers fucking Chroist!

 

https://www.ebay.co....70/152929252442

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Gearbox is fucked, hence only £3,900.00 BIN.

I'm not shitting you!


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 12:28 AM

After that lot one for the Barretts of this world.

A very noice Sunbeam Speed 20, but with the wrong engine, probably done in desperation due to the lack of Speed 20 engines on the market. I would because it is still lovely.

BUT is it worth the money asked ?

$115,000.00 NZ or GBP 60,650.00

 

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https://www.trademe....d1be6517b1362d6

 

 


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 02:15 PM

This guy is a sodding dreamer!

 

€2400 - https://www.2dehands...-408557840.html

 

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It's fucked mate.........


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 02:44 PM

That fisher price dashboard is something else! Amazing.
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Posted 12 March 2018 - 05:10 PM

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Posted 15 March 2018 - 04:02 PM

RANGE ROVER CLASSIC 2 DOOR 1981 BARN FIND

 

£5,450.00

 

oof, 

 

1981 RANGE ROVER CLASSIC 2 DOOR BARN FIND. 

READY FOR EASY RESTORATION.
CHASSIS IS GOOD & NEVER BEEN WELDED
INNER FRONT WINGS NEED SOME ATTENTION
VARIOUS DENTS WHICH CAN BE EASILY REPAIRED. SOME OF THE FLOOR NEEDS REPAIRING OR REPLACING.
ALL REPAIR PANELS ARE EASILY OBTAINABLE 
EVERYTHING IS THERE INCLUDING FULL TOOL KIT AS IN PHOTO 
& ALL TOOLS FOR THE ORIGIONAL JACK.
INTERIOR IS EXCELLENT FOR A CAR WHICH IS 37 YEARS OLD.
HEAD LINING WILL NEED ATTENTION.
MILEAGE IS NOT CORRECT, THE SPEEDO HAS BEEN REPLACED.
ENGINE RUNS BEAUTIFULLY WITH NO NASTY NOISES OR SMOKE.
THE GEARBOX IS SUPER QUIET & IS FITTED WITH MANUAL OVERDRIVE.
FITTED WITH GAS CONVERSION. TANK IS EMPTY SO WE HAVE NOT HAD IT RUNNING ON GAS.
OIL SEAL ON POWER STEERING BOX LEAKS
A FLEXY BRAKE HOSE HAS SPLIT SO BRAKES DON'T WORK & ARE NOT SEIZED.
CAN BE DRIVEN CAREFULLY USING HANDBRAKE.
THE REGISTRATION NUMBER IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE OF THE VEHICLE BUT IS AVAILABLE AT EXTRA COST.
 
FINALLY DON'T INSULT US WITH SILLY OFFERS

 

 

 

why not, you fucking started it!

 

btw been off the road for decades, no mot history at all, reckon on between 1.5 and 2 bags would be the finishing point on the haggle

 

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 02:18 PM

Don't know what these are worth, but looks good to me.

 

https://www.ebay.co....lYAAOSwh41aqyQe



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Posted 16 March 2018 - 04:21 PM

Don't know what these are worth, but looks good to me.

https://www.ebay.co....lYAAOSwh41aqyQe

 

Wrong thread.  This is for sarcasms.

 

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Posted 18 March 2018 - 04:06 PM

1988 Volvo 240 GLT estate for £13k. Crap photos (a bit dark having been papped inside).

 

https://www.autotrad...-to=2000&page=3

 

Dealer thinks it's concours. Or that it's 1989.


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Posted 18 March 2018 - 05:03 PM

45K for a CX ?
A very nice CX, but 45K ?
Wrong gearbox too...
https://www.leboncoi...311.htm?ca=12_s

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Posted 18 March 2018 - 05:21 PM

45K for a CX ?
A very nice CX, but 45K ?
Wrong gearbox too...
https://www.leboncoi...311.htm?ca=12_s

 

HOW much???!?  :shock:  :shock:

 

Jaysus, I know Prestiges are sought-after, but it's not a Prestige Turbo.

 

Don't show this to DD Classics in Kew; they'll think they let their "timewarp"* '79 CX GTi go cheaply at £25k.


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Posted 18 March 2018 - 05:45 PM

Couldn't see that GTi on their website. Sold ?

My first CX was a series one 2400GTi that I paid a 100 quid for. Two new front spheres and it was mot'd and on the road :)

A few years later after an mot fail for mega rot I swapped it for my bosses GS Pallas. He carried on driving it for a good few more years

commuting between Swindon and Reading. Still with no mot or registration as I found out when I received a parking ticket from where he abandoned it when it finally died  :(


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Posted 27 March 2018 - 07:49 PM

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Posted 28 March 2018 - 12:07 PM

My Citroen binge on the tat thread unearthed someone wanting 2600 euro for some 40 year old tyres that may or may not have been to Senegal and back and a grumpy bloke wanting to get 3000 euro for a containerload of spares which he refuses to discuss on the phone, photograph or catalogue in any way.


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Posted 30 March 2018 - 09:26 AM

At least it's a one off I suppose



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Posted 30 March 2018 - 09:35 AM

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 05:33 PM

Lotus Cortina MK1 for restoration Barn Find

 

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£22,995.00 Buy it now

 

No Engine but has gearbox and bell housing
The roof panel has some damage and needs replacing
the dash and clocks are in it but all need replacing because they are damaged
no headlamps or tail lamps

 

https://www.ebay.co....e0AAOSwOGVav6YF


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