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those Aston workshop chaps are as mad as a bag of cats

 

Nice complete and almost certainly genuine 1972 RRC - No MOT history at all, suspect this has been in a barn for at least a decade. but still a survivor and restorable.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Suffix-3-Door-Project-/382380233422?hash=item5907a352ce

 

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£15 bags !!! 

 

they are not selling it as tidy nor have they even bothered to stick it through an MOT so I am probably right to assume that it is a project of the scale of the one I am going through.

 

Verdict 2-4bag project on a good day. unless of course it was owned by royalty or some other privileged folk

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this though has to be the most optimistic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Concours-Restored-1965-Austin-Mini-Cooper-S-MK1-970cc-/162899054585?hash=item25ed8a4ff9

 

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Rare beast and all that and very nice resto though the seat coverings are ... baggy
 
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no mention of any concourse trophys
 
no race history and Paddy Hopkirk probably never saw it let alone sat on a chair near it
 
85 fucking bags
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Check out what this fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble is selling

 

Landrover Discovery Prototype Concept Classic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282845620215?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49925%26meid%3D29cf4ec9edd14df3baaef36a189ba8ac%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D382379461207%26itm%3D282845620215&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

4 bags for this utter abortion

 

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verdict - buy a running Navara and Disco of the same age for less

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/282844107655

 

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No pictures of the actual car, located in Cyprus, but the good news is that shipping is included in price of...

 

 

21 grand !!!

 

 

Item location: London, United Kingdom

Who's the shyster trying to scam? Either it's here or in Cyprus. Or maybe it doesn't exist at all....

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/282844107655

 

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No pictures of the actual car, located in Cyprus, but the good news is that shipping is included in price of...

 

 

21 grand !!!

 

Ah, come on now: we'll assume that this is a pic of the actual car.

 

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Taken right in the middle of the vendor slipping on some spilt oil, cracking his head off the ground, and suffering serious delusions upon regaining consciousness that his car's worth £21k.

 

Still, a bag of frozen peas and a little lie-down and he should be fine by tea-time.

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Check out what this fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble is selling

 

Landrover Discovery Prototype Concept Classic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282845620215?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49925%26meid%3D29cf4ec9edd14df3baaef36a189ba8ac%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D382379461207%26itm%3D282845620215&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

4 bags for this utter abortion

 

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verdict - buy a running Navara and Disco of the same age for less

 

perhaps in the same spirit I give to you the P38 Pick up

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-PICK-UP-4-6-V8-83000/253442526793?_trkparms=pageci%3Af83dd79d-1cb9-11e8-9f75-74dbd180a142%7Cparentrq%3Addcbb11f1610a9c4ce79899cffff2a70%7Ciid%3A3&_trksid=p2481888.c100651.m4497

 

 
£2,150.00 25 bids
Reserve not met
 
got to be shilling or time wasting
 
Though must be said I like how that made the rear doors disappear
and the back of the "cab" would mean that the front seats would be good for Jeanette Krankie. anyone taller might struggle to get behind the wheel
 
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perhaps in the same spirit I give to you the P38 Pick up

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-PICK-UP-4-6-V8-83000/253442526793?_trkparms=pageci%3Af83dd79d-1cb9-11e8-9f75-74dbd180a142%7Cparentrq%3Addcbb11f1610a9c4ce79899cffff2a70%7Ciid%3A3&_trksid=p2481888.c100651.m4497

 

 
£2,150.00 25 bids
Reserve not met
 
got to be shilling or time wasting
 
Though must be said I like how that made the rear doors disappear
and the back of the "cab" would mean that the front seats would be good for Jeanette Krankie. anyone taller might struggle to get behind the wheel
 
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What a back-street abortionist!

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Look at this sterling effort to sell a pile of shit for 4 bags.

Yes, your eyes don't trick you, that fool wants £3,995.00 for this heap of scrap!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-astra-mk1/323109638121

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But you haven't seen anything yet.

 

Look at this:

 

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And for God's sake, do not read the ad if you would like to avoid ending up a shivering wreck!

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