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#7891 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:17 PM

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:33 PM

two and a half bags for a fucked up scimitar body anyone?

 

Reliant Scimitar hotrod kitcar fibreglass bodyshell

 

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100010.m2109

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/FpAAAOSwE...

 

I think it looks very good tbh. Maybe not £2.5k good, but still...


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#7893 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:49 PM

I think it has the potential to looks very good tbh. Maybe not £2.5k good, but still...

 

ftfy

 

I thinks so too but this mess looks hashed up and aborted


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:50 PM

I might have #2, will check, but now I know it's so valuable I could be persuaded to swap it for one of your gooners

 

You'd be so very welcome to one of them...

 

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:59 PM

richardthestag, on 12 Jan 2018 - 12:49 PM, said:

ftfy

 

I thinks so too but this mess looks hashed up and aborted

 

There are better pics on the link, but my comment was aimed at the general shape tbh... many 'kit car' body shapes are not easy on the eye, this one works well.


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:54 PM

Four-and-a-half fucking Thousand Pounds!

 

https://www.ebay.co....5r/122909560946

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will be worth a lot when finished


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:55 PM

Five-Thousand Pounds. Yes, Five-Thousand!

 

https://www.ebay.co....ct/183013000822

s-l1600.jpg

 

And no, that's not for the Dub bits, it's for the remains of some Chinese tosh underneath!

 

 

We do have a small stock of 12a rotary engines and gearboxes which will require a rebuild/refresh which could be negotiated at a seperate price after car is purchased.

 

Which fucking car are you talking about?


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 12:34 AM

....Which fucking car are you talking about?

 
I suppose it could be a Mazda....
 
....and most people who have anything to do with Mazdas would have half an idea that a 12A is a Mazda Wankel engine, as used in the Series 1 RX7 and quite a few NSU Ro80s, Superseded by the 13B.
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:02 PM

https://www.ebay.co....725.m3641.l6368

 

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:28 PM



I suppose it could be a Mazda....

....and most people who have anything to do with Mazdas would have half an idea that a 12A is a Mazda Wankel engine, as used in the Series 1 RX7 and quite a few NSU Ro80s, Superseded by the 13B.


I think the point was he's not selling a car, he's selling a selection of parts which together with stuff not included, go together to make a car.

A bit like me selling you three tonnes of topsoil and a boulder as a "landscaped garden"
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:59 PM

I think the point was he's not selling a car, he's selling a selection of parts which together with stuff not included, go together to make a car.
A bit like me selling you three tonnes of topsoil and a boulder as a "landscaped garden"


In other words, yer man's selling what we'd be calling "a kit"...
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 11:35 PM

I was not sure weather to put this here, E Bay tat, or cars you've never heard of.

Never seen a 4 door vanguard estate before, but others ​may​ will know more. Maybe the Mulliners tag is a clue.

3,000 GBP for it.

 

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https://www.trademe....d318bd253548370


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Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:44 PM

https://www.ebay.co....lUAAOSwtDdaWevn

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6-clock Mk1 Escort RS / Mex dash.
Pretty much the same as GT but with 140mph speedo and different revcounter which goes to 8, not 7, although engine redline is still 6500 regardless. Minor detail differences and clocks set a little deeper in their holes.

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 05:17 PM

GAAAAAAAAH MY EYES

 

https://www.ebay.co....le/382333046468

 

Must have seemed a good idea at the time

 

A Vanessa shy of 90bags

 

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 05:30 PM

Wow 4 grand for that RX4? I am a friggin millionaire in that case

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 10:48 PM

Anyone want an Astra. Not just any Astra though, a Belmont so less practical and loads less desirable than the hatch.

To top this off its got no MOT either.

£4k.

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 11:42 PM

Vanguard is as horrible to drive as it looks. Diesel version can't be much fun either, but I've never had the honour. Special feature is a con-rod that won't go in from the top and a piston that won't go in from the bottom. I'd still have a derv van one with manual overdrive for maximum perversity though.
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Posted 19 January 2018 - 02:47 PM

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Posted 19 January 2018 - 05:35 PM

Anyone want an Astra. Not just any Astra though, a Belmont so less practical and loads less desirable than the hatch.

To top this off its got no MOT either.

£4k.

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Posted 20 January 2018 - 10:02 AM

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2 Door Moped

 

Classified Ad price: £1,000.00

 
I beg your bloody how much ????


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Posted 21 January 2018 - 05:52 PM

Nice looking Nova GTE

https://m.ebay.co.uk...r-/273035220013
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But

I have sprayed the roof, Matt black


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and rusty arches and no sign of an MOT.

£6,350.

Jog on, pal.
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Posted 22 January 2018 - 11:27 PM

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Peugeot 205 which has been converted to a 1.8 turbo diesel the timing belt has slipped , can provide another working engine at extra cost

 

 

could do with door and a wing

 

 

 

So - a fucked 205 with mangled bodywork for £600. Bargain!

 

https://www.ebay.co....05/122920907365


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 04:10 PM

https://www.autotrad...201712061860660

 

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This Particular Car Is Believed To Be 1 Of 2 Actual Cars Left From The Movie

 

 

 

£99,950

 

 

Fuggin LOL


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Posted 25 January 2018 - 09:59 PM

https://www.ebay.co....-K/273038231351

£3,500.00

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Motherfuck!!!!
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Posted 28 January 2018 - 09:29 PM

https://www.ebay.co....EC/122938700752

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one hour north of Aberdeen

 

 

£5,000.00

 

 

Are they spiking the water up there?


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Posted 28 January 2018 - 09:32 PM

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Innovative like a mini

 

£8,500.00 Buy it now


Crack. Terrible stuff.
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Posted 28 January 2018 - 10:58 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....8wAAOSwTUVZrtcx

 

 

 

Good as a replacement panel

 

Or just buy a brand new genuine replacement  for less

 

http://minispares.co...|Back to search

 

Or perhaps this may tempt you 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....MYAAOSwvihY-P1s

 

 

 

in good usable condition

No it's not, it's scrap...

 

Again a new one is the same bloody price

 

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Posted 28 January 2018 - 11:03 PM

REALLY????

 

https://www.ebay.co....fUAAOSw5VtZylyv

 

 

 

Mostly solid bit rusty round the sills as pics..


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Posted 29 January 2018 - 11:53 AM

https://www.ebay.co....EC/122938700752
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Are they spiking the water up there?

If the owner really is in worse condition than this I doubt he'll live to see it sold!

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Posted 29 January 2018 - 12:15 PM

1971 Range Rover Classic V8 engine, Gearbox complete.

 

https://www.ebay.co....119.m1438.l2649

 

ok, slight premium for an early low comp range rover engine, but he has covered up with numbers for some reason. Engine has no in later position so likely to be 1973

 

anyway looks like siezed scrap so might look at lobbing him a ton for bits and pieces

 

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1500 starting bid

 

what a fucking chancer


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