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People love the VW Kombi Van, a design icon and bringer of new age hippyness, that sort of jargon right.

 

Well what if we Kmobined one of them and a caravan...

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Wat...

Yours for, well whatever the reserve price is...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-bay-window-karmann-gypsy/272912748088?hash=item3f8ade0e38:g:jXsAAOSwNqtZnbf7

There's something very similar on "in the night garden" - the pinky ponk isn't it?

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People love the VW Kombi Van, a design icon and bringer of new age hippyness, that sort of jargon right.

 

Well what if we Kmobined one of them and a caravan... 

s-l1600.jpg

Wat...

Yours for, well whatever the reserve price is...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-bay-window-karmann-gypsy/272912748088?hash=item3f8ade0e38:g:jXsAAOSwNqtZnbf7

Wait, this is actually a thing!

 

I thought it was a homemade effort

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Even when I was a lad, 1600E orions were the holy grail. Lads had XR2s, 3is, Orion Ghias, but nobody had ever seen a 1600E in the flesh. A few people claimed to have a cousin/uncle/neighbour who had one with an escort turbo engine in and that was basically the best and most adult and respectable car anyone could imagine when I was 15.

 

This one lived near me, was owned from 2yo, but it got scrapped a couple of years back. So much for old Fords never dying..

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No, it isn't a fucked up OLLI, it's a RAT ROD you know. £5K to you.

 

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so Its a RR chassis, fitted with S3 bits, and doesn't do anything a LR is supposed to do .......

Crap 100" conversion...shite grill treatment..and needs knee capping for ruining 2 solihull products!!! 

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Barried Scrote Mk2 van, with a South African flavour, so will rot like fook rapidly

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-MK2-van-1980-1600-Crossflow-engine/322858308277?hash=item4b2bdad2b5:g:7qMAAOSwOrlZ4kI0

 

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Overpriced, unusual southpaw Transit, plus slight racism in the ad

 

 

 

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Taking the piss out of the french isn't racism , we've been doing it for 1000 years

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Quoted -

"This rare and hitherto ubiquitous car blah blah blah bollocks arse, will catch the attention of serious SD1 owner/ enthusiasts from home and abroad, . . ready to rock n roll.

 

Factory fitted air con in working order but electrically disconnected only due to loose belts. May need re-gassing".

 

- Okey dokey, how much, seeing as you can't be arsed doing the aircon (which is in working order, it just doesn't work, that's all it is,) on this hithertu ubiquitous car which will catch the attention of all serious Roverists from home and abroad?

 

 

"Twenty One Thousand Pounds Now, As Stated".

 

Very nice Vitesse but I was expecting maybe £2995. £3995 with room for negotiation. This one must be six or seven times better than they used to be.

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Quoted -

"This rare and hitherto ubiquitous car blah blah blah bollocks arse, will catch the attention of serious SD1 owner/ enthusiasts from home and abroad, . . ready to rock n roll.

 

Factory fitted air con in working order but electrically disconnected only due to loose belts. May need re-gassing".

 

- Okey dokey, how much, seeing as you can't be arsed doing the aircon (which is in working order, it just doesn't work, that's all it is,) on this hithertu ubiquitous car which will catch the attention of all serious Roverists from home and abroad?

 

 

"Twenty One Thousand Pounds Now, As Stated".

 

Very nice Vitesse but I was expecting maybe £2995. £3995 with room for negotiation. This one must be six or seven times better than they used to be.

 so good we only get to see 2sq ft at a time

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££ Seventy Five Thousand Pounds.

£75,000.

 

I thought it was probably a typo for £7500 (which, on it's own, is mega money for an old Mk1 Tina), but after reading the ad I think £75k is the gen asking price.

 

Early 1500GT more-door. Not a Lotus. Described as being the earliest one around. What difference that makes I don't know.

Sure it's a very fine example, the best I've ever seen, absolutely gorgeous, fab engine-build too, but hey . . .

 

May as well just advertise it for £500k. With all the publicity round a half-million-pound Cortina some rich fool might just offer a cheeky bid of £350k.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-mk1-gt/292224664129?hash=item4409f28241:g:BzsAAOSwry1Z9b~h

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