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Vintage Parade Kenworth Truck & Trailer

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Parade-Kenworth-Truck-Trailer-Go-Kart-Tot-Rod-Promotional-Shriners-/222650605404

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You are looking at a very, very rare vintage Kenworth Go Kart with flatbed trailer.

I'm looking at a shoddy useless piece of rubbish.

 

 

I imported this truck from California in 2016

There was nothing nice that could have been imported from California?

 

 

Classified Ad price: £2,995.00

You have a serious problem that you should urgently discuss with a therapist.

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Festering pile of dog jobby

 

INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-UK-MK1-SUBARU-LEGACY-4WD-MODIFIED-/122674872885?hash=item1c8ffe0235:g:N80AAOSw8HBZNB86

 

£8,995.00

 

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never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap

 

It's been painted not wrapt 

 

 

 

 

verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place!

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Festering pile of dog jobby

 

INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INVESTMENT-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-UK-MK1-SUBARU-LEGACY-4WD-MODIFIED-/122674872885?hash=item1c8ffe0235:g:N80AAOSw8HBZNB86

 

£8,995.00

 

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never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap

 

 

 

verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place!

 

That advert makes a convincing argument for involuntary euthanasia.

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Seeing as internet pillock Colin Furze just turned an E30 cabrio into a bathtub on wheels, these things rust for a laugh in hidden places as he found out welding that one up. I blame Mike Brewer for a lot of things in the car world, this included, making clueless dickhead chancers think anything is worth a fortune

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The problem is when you see this amongst that list the others just look daft rather than ridiculous.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-VOLVO-V70-R-AUTO-ESTATE-IN-SAFFRON-WITHOUT-A-DOUBT-A-FUTURE-INVESTMENT-/292265688547?hash=item440c647de3:g:CAkAAOSwCkZZOXY8

 

I presumed it must at least be low miles, but no 137,000 on the clock. Verdict, would Roffel well at 5 quid a ticket.

 

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The ex-Cort16, ex-Keith Adams, ex-moi Avantime has popped up

 

I bought this off Keith Adams for the Wife/family car duty and we had a right mare with it within weeks (not Keith's fault  ...just because Renault), ending up selling for spares with cooked engine and other expensive renner-style headaches.  'That thing' she used to call it, sitting on the driveway corner-of-death for weeks until it was trailered away.

 

It's come up for sale again ....for £5k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Avantime-2-0-Turbo-Immaculate-FSH-Cambelt-done-Appreciating-classic-/172898791343

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I won't be going there again.

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HOW MUCH??!!

 

It's a death blue diesel E36 with doom blue velours, no A/C, no fuck all. Yours for ten grand. Righto then.  :roll:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-325TDS-AUTO-SE-1-DOCTOR-OWNER-ONLY-22-000-MILES-RARE-COLLECTOR-CLASSIC-M3/132327826385?hash=item1ecf5a63d1%3Ag%3As4YAAOSwi8VZO74q

 
 
HOW MUCH??!!
 
Right. An old V12 850i shonker in Dismalrot metallic with fucking grey leather, AC Shitzer tat and some aftermarket Shitzer copy alloys rattle canned black is not 20 grand you jockstrap. That's why you've had the heap of shit on Ebay since 2008. And there are rather more than 24 in the UK you fool.
 
 
YOU FUCKING WHAT??!!
 
Listen Phil Mycavity Specialist Cars, if you were a specialist and wanted to charge twice the going rate for some fucking dismal old 3 Series on the pretext of it being original and unrestored, you might want to paint the sills, front spoiler lip and wheel centres satin black so that it doesn't look like some flashed over Rasta special from Lower Earley circa 1987. Fuxake.  :roll:
 
 
 
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