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#7591 OFFLINE   Ben_O

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:26 PM

You can currently walk into your local Fiat dealer and come away with a brand new Fiat Panda for £6,995.  Or you could save a cool £1K on that by buying this eight-year-old, 10K mile beauty* from a defunct Malaysian manufacturer that most people have never heard of.

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2GgAAOSw44...

Must be because it's rare and interesting  :shock:



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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:53 PM

£7,000 BX!

http://www.classicca...troen/bx/236323


The guy is delusional

After a £9,000 complete rebuild my 1989 BX 1.7lt TZD Turbo is being sold (as I am returning to Australia) and is now one of the best BXs in the UK.
A complete respray with all doors, bonnet, tailgate, rear guards and windows out. Any rust that was present was cut out and new sections welded in, primed and undercoated with modern materials far better than the factory build. The interior was completely stripped out to check for any problems and rectified. There are over 80 photos detailing the restore process.
All new spheres, new brakes, rear trailing arms re-bushed, timing and auxiliary belts replaced, in fact everything mechanical that was suspect was replaced.
The car has electric windows, electric sunroof, new radio with USB and Bluetooth, new Michelin tyres fitted on sandblasted and power coated rims and the correct hubcaps in perfect condition. The car has done only 120 miles since rebuild.

 

Now £5900 ono. TBH, if it really has had all that work done there are worse ways of spending five and a half grand.

 

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 10:36 PM

Now £5900 ono. TBH, if it really has had all that work done there are worse ways of spending five and a half grand.

https://assets.bauer-wolke.co.uk/imagege...


5&1/2k would buy a lot of coke and hookers, or a place in Bulgaria with some money left for coke and hookers
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#7594 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 05:29 AM

You can currently walk into your local Fiat dealer and come away with a brand new Fiat Panda for £6,995. Or you could save a cool £1K on that by buying this eight-year-old, 10K mile beauty* from a defunct Malaysian manufacturer that most people have never heard of.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2GgAAOSw44...


Yeah true however i'll bet whoever's selling this will finance the Perodua at a spectacular rate for the sort of customer who can't even get a mobile phone on a contract.
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Posted 18 September 2017 - 01:27 AM

EIGHT

 

GRAND

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...e-/292246633153

 

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Good luck with that, fellah.


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#7596 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 18 September 2017 - 05:57 PM

Spending a mere 6 Grand to scare the living shit out of countless little children

and leave them traumatised for life actually sounds like a fair deal to me,

so I'm not quite sure why I'm posting this into this thread.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...d-/182774069173

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Contains fully animated characters, music and lights.  Timed for half hour performances.

 

The ultimate horror show.


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#7597 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 18 September 2017 - 06:00 PM

How about 60 bags for this pure unadulterated blob of wank?
 
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I bet he was beaten up at school every day. Trice.


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#7598 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 18 September 2017 - 07:20 PM

Only* 20 bags will buy you this turd rolled in custard:

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...l-/253160661840

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Big block, blah, rhubarb.

 

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 02:34 PM

 

Hot Rod Project Street Rod Restoration

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...n-/272855389261

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£1,495.00


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Posted 20 September 2017 - 03:10 PM

^ Five years ago I spotted a Hudson in Addlestone which is right next door to Weybridge; the same one I wonder?

 

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#7601 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 04:02 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...l-/253164743640

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French registered, not a word about NOVA, brakes fucked, running like a bag of spanners and obviously owned by a family of coal miners:

 

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Classified Ad price: £5,895.00

 

 

Fucking brilliant.


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Posted 20 September 2017 - 05:23 PM

How about 60 bags for this pure unadulterated blob of wank?

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/x4IAAOSwOu...

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/JrMAAOSwQX...

I bet he was beaten up at school every day. Trice.


3 kids, recently divorced, living at his mum's.
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#7603 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 05:52 PM

Vintage Parade Kenworth Truck & Trailer

 
 
http://www.ebay.co.u...s-/222650605404
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You are looking at a very, very rare vintage Kenworth Go Kart with flatbed trailer.


I'm looking at a shoddy useless piece of rubbish.

 

I imported this truck from California in 2016


There was nothing nice that could have been imported from California?

 

Classified Ad price: £2,995.00


You have a serious problem that you should urgently discuss with a therapist.

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 05:59 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...s-/292261961110

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£6,500.00

 

GLWTS.


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Posted 20 September 2017 - 09:11 PM

 

But it is lovely.


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Posted 20 September 2017 - 09:39 PM

I love that Porsche although why folk decide to put themselves in their eBay ads I'll never know.
Unless it's reflectoporn.
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 21 September 2017 - 08:51 PM

 

 

D reg??  How's that happened then?



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Posted 21 September 2017 - 09:14 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...0-/253164552429
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White Ring Tyre Trims - Discreet Two-tone Paintwork - Boot lid luggage Rack

 
Was probably quite a nice car before some buffoon festooned it with gaudy tat
and now thinks it's worth eight bags.
 

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Posted 21 September 2017 - 09:40 PM

That Santa horror bus looks very top heavy.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 03:15 PM

Festering pile of dog jobby

 

INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...80AAOSw8HBZNB86

 

£8,995.00

 

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never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap

 

It's been painted not wrapt 

 

 

 

 

verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place!


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 03:34 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...s-/292261961110
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/jK4AAOSwWG...
 

 
GLWTS.


GoodLuckWithThat, $hithead!

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 03:38 PM

It's a clever attempt at hiding a mismatched replacement rear bumper on that BMW, but it's not really fooling anyone.


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 04:14 PM

Festering pile of dog jobby

 

INVESTMENT. THE ONLY ONE IN UK ... MK1 SUBARU LEGACY 4WD MODIFIED

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...80AAOSw8HBZNB86

 

£8,995.00

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8XgAAOSwfp...

 

never mind, dump the 6.5" lift cuntery and rip off that wrap

 

 

 

verdict - mate you completely fucked up your car, oh and the decimal point is in the wrong fucking place!

 

That advert makes a convincing argument for involuntary euthanasia.


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 04:25 PM

Just look at the shit you get when you search 'investment'.

 

https://www.ebay.co....nt&_sacat=29751


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 06:22 PM

Remember folks, investments can go down as well as up :)


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 06:30 PM

Seeing as internet pillock Colin Furze just turned an E30 cabrio into a bathtub on wheels, these things rust for a laugh in hidden places as he found out welding that one up. I blame Mike Brewer for a lot of things in the car world, this included, making clueless dickhead chancers think anything is worth a fortune


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#7617 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 23 September 2017 - 03:01 PM

Remember folks, investments can go down as well as up :)


..... I have observed the same, recently, about Citroen!!


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 03:04 PM

.. a lot of things in the $$$ world, this included, making clueless dickhead chancers think anything* is worth a fortune


*subprime


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 05:08 PM

I'm pretty sure it would have been easier to paint the rear bumper of that BMW the right colour, than mask and paint the lower body to match the wrong colour. Looks awful.
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Posted 24 September 2017 - 08:58 AM

Just look at the shit you get when you search 'investment'.

 

https://www.ebay.co....nt&_sacat=29751

 

 

The problem is when you see this amongst that list the others just look daft rather than ridiculous.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...AkAAOSwCkZZOXY8

 

I presumed it must at least be low miles, but no 137,000 on the clock. Verdict, would Roffel well at 5 quid a ticket.

 

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