Alexg Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 That's a helpful grown-up thing to do. Bunch of similar morons on the MG ZS Facebook group did it to a garage offering a ZS 180 the other week. The LOLS* oldcars, Dick Longbridge and richardthestag 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 ebay mongs strike 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-1300-gt-1972-garage-barn-find-for-restoration-46-000-miles/112525125074£2,500.00 richardthestag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Ferrari / Lamborghini concept car Toyota.AKA a W.T.F. that comes with a plate to make the Stig throw up. http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/other/auction-1388713617.htm And only $NZ60,000.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-1300-gt-1972-garage-barn-find-for-restoration-46-000-miles/112525125074 £2,500.00 Because Vulgalour makes it look easy. On the other hand what are the odds that when that is dragged backwards out of its space the bulkhead forwards stays exactly where it is Junkman and somewhatfoolish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Bay-Window-Recovery-Truck-Pick-up-Beaver-tail-Type-2-T2-One-off/222612215469?_trkparms=mehot%3Dpp%26&_trksid=p0&clk_rvr_id=1284537818308&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1284692085885&utm_content=buffer18a17&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true puddlethumper, brickwall and sheffcortinacentre 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 This is the quality of photos someone deems sufficient for pitching his car at 27,500 Pounds. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-635-CSI-HARTGE-1976/172821490177 registered in Bulgaria, In the city of Sofia, the car is there . Guy, this isn't good enough, trust me. richardthestag and brickwall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-COLT-CELESTE-ST-SILVER-/292207799277?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368 Didn't the Celeste used to belong to Bollock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 From my spotted FRED, local to me, price was £12,995, price now dropped to £10,995, paintwork done by Stevie Wonder, it's peeling around all the window rubbers, showing an original creamy yellow colour, has been retrimmed in cream leather, not a practical colour really for a camper, and is a normally aspirated diesel, so slower than a slow thing from Slowtown. Overpriced crap worth about £3k on a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Bay-Window-Recovery-Truck-Pick-up-Beaver-tail-Type-2-T2-One-off/222612215469?_trkparms=mehot%3Dpp%26&_trksid=p0&clk_rvr_id=1284537818308&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1284692085885&utm_content=buffer18a17&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true Temperature gauge reads incorrectly and it has a water cooled engine with no apparent ventilation ducts. WCPGW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Wiring also decidedly fucked, clearly they cannot do electrics on that tri axle VW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 From my spotted FRED, local to me, price was £12,995, price now dropped to £10,995, paintwork done by Stevie Wonder, it's peeling around all the window rubbers, showing an original creamy yellow colour, has been retrimmed in cream leather, not a practical colour really for a camper, and is a normally aspirated diesel, so slower than a slow thing from Slowtown. Overpriced crap worth about £3k on a good day VW Camper D748KPW.jpg 12 previous ownersMOT Test April 2017 at 101,279 milesCazana valuation £1,730. Yeah right, you try buying one for as little as that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 25k and these are the best photo's they can offer. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1948-Land-Rover-series-1-classic-BARN-FIND-80-inch-only-one-in-club-/282613357140?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 12 previous ownersMOT Test April 2017 at 101,279 milesCazana valuation £1,730. Yeah right, you try buying one for as little as that You can see that cream showing through around the window rubbers, it even still jas those same 'poundland' wheeltrims on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 door Range Rover Scene tax? CLASSIC 2 DOOR RANGE ROVER INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL PARTS. ALSO MECHANICAL PARTS BARN FIND Quelle fuckin suprise http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-2-DOOR-RANGE-ROVER-INTERNAL-AND-EXTERNAL-PARTS-ALSO-MECHANICAL-PARTS/263140945738?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3D9acaeea803da4d909d229a334b244d0e%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202001943749&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850 Except ! just about everything in the photos is late 1980s / 1990 4 door. Therefore if he were to start it at £35 he might get some bids but at £350? Avin a Giraffe mate! Rusty_Rocket and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CALVY-MITCHELL-CUSTOM-PICK-UP-KIT-CAR-MG-SPECIAL-V8-MGB-BASED-TAX-EXEMPT/222615200948 MGB BASED Needs paint to finish. Classified Ad price: £9,995.00 richardthestag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 What is this shit about? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-TOYOTA-3-0-V6-24V-4-SEATER-OFF-ROAD-SAND-RAIL-DUNE-BUGGY/122647539787 THIS BUGGY IS UNBELIEVABLE IN SIZE AND POWER AND WOULD BE AMAZING TO DRIVE ON A BEACH OR DESERT, FIELDS etc We are in the UK, ffs. What you really need here is a fucking heater! Anyway, yours for only* 10 bags if you know a suitable beach or desert in your vicinity,or a farmer who wouldn't give you both barrels if you took it to one of his fields. Lacquer Peel, Bucketeer, Sudsprint and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketeer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 What is this shit about? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-TOYOTA-3-0-V6-24V-4-SEATER-OFF-ROAD-SAND-RAIL-DUNE-BUGGY/122647539787 We are in the UK, ffs. What you really need here is a fucking heater! Anyway, yours for only* 10 bags if you know a suitable beach or desert in your vicinity,or a farmer who wouldn't give you both barrels if you took it to one of his fields. At first glance the child in me thought 'that's pretty cool'. The more I looked though, the more I realised the child in me is a moron.You're absolutely right Junkman, it's pretty much flipping unusable. As evidenced by this . . . . WAS BUILT IN 2015 BUT NEVER USED STILL HAS THE PLASTIC ON THE BUCKET SEATS Which might have something to do with this . . . . Item Location: Derby, United Kingdom Not Derby, United Arab Emirates. Also . . . . FOR OFF ROAD USE RUNNING ON ROAD TYRES YOU WOULD NEED TO CHANGE TYRES IF YOU WANT TO USE IT OFF ROAD Brilliant.I could go on as this steaming mound of lunacy just gets worse the more you study it. Those front arms look like they would snap back and shatter into a million eyeball seeking shards if they hit a particularly thick stemmed dandelion, and the claim that 'this awesome bit of kit has a power to weight ratio like nothing else' is just not true. 1200kg and 280bhp is actually a power to weight ratio like a lot of else.Anyway, my brain deserves to think about something that isn't this now. I just hope the child in the person who built it has been thoroughly slippered and sent to bed with no tea. Felly Magic, Junkman, Dave_Q and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Plus it's got fucking monster energy logos all over it. That bloody logo is always an extremely off-putting thing when applied to anything other than a can of energy drink (then it's simply very off-putting instead of extremely). pilninggas, Junkman, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Few things say 'WANKER' louder than a monster energy sticker on your car! fiatdaft, mk2_craig, Junkman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 That is going to fold up like metal origami if taken off road. You can't make something that long out of 1/2" pipe and expect structural integrity. Probably best that it stays as a driveway ornament. Sent from my BV6000 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 But for ten bags I'd rather have my driveway Carrara marble paved, glazed in and climatised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Building a 'beach buggy'; when you live in land locked Derbyshire really does reek of more money than functioning braincells, it is worth about 27p, and 2nd on the Monster graphics, they scream WANKER!! in 50 ft high neon letters. Vince70, pilninggas and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CALVY-MITCHELL-CUSTOM-PICK-UP-KIT-CAR-MG-SPECIAL-V8-MGB-BASED-TAX-EXEMPT/222615200948 Classified Ad price: £9,995.00 This belongs in the JFSI thread, what a steaming pile of dogshit, would be good for turning up at a Sherpa Sports meet, they would choke on their beer with bits of twig in Junkman and Bianconeri 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What is this shit about? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-TOYOTA-3-0-V6-24V-4-SEATER-OFF-ROAD-SAND-RAIL-DUNE-BUGGY/122647539787 We are in the UK, ffs. What you really need here is a fucking heater! Anyway, yours for only* 10 bags if you know a suitable beach or desert in your vicinity,or a farmer who wouldn't give you both barrels if you took it to one of his fields.Are the brake discs on that off of a mountain bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 That thing'd be fucking hopeless in the dunes. Standard Prado wheels and lowish profile tyres, big V6 hanging out the arse, and about 3in clearance at the back. Take a shovel, a tow rope, and a Nissan Patrol along with you... Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr A Lawrence Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 You'd think that, being a car dealer he'd know a Rev counter or tachometer isn't called a REVOMETER ffs. First jump over one of Derbyshires famous* dunes and it looks like it'd bend like a banana. Bianconeri and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 How about sixteen bags for £4k worth of restored Austin A30 saloon. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122653419503 For that price, you don't even get a picture of the interior, just a single blurred picture of the dashboard. The guff about the paint scheme being for the Queen's Coronation is utter nonsense. Balmoral Blue was only offered on the AS3, not the AS4, and never with two-tone paint (apart from in certain export markets). The paint doesn't even look like Balmoral to me. I think it's been painted in a non-standard colour scheme, complete with matching steering wheel and dashboard shelf, has certainly had some body repairs and the doors aren't a perfect fit either. We don't even get to know if it's got its original registration number. Verdict: clueless chancer. 11001010, outlaw118, mk2_craig and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crapcarcollector Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Are the brake discs on that off of a mountain bike?I think the whole kit was bought from Toy R Us. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What is this shit about? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-TOYOTA-3-0-V6-24V-4-SEATER-OFF-ROAD-SAND-RAIL-DUNE-BUGGY/122647539787 We are in the UK, ffs. What you really need here is a fucking heater! Anyway, yours for only* 10 bags if you know a suitable beach or desert in your vicinity,or a farmer who wouldn't give you both barrels if you took it to one of his fields. I reckon that must be the best IVA fail eva FOR OFF ROAD USE BUT COULD BE MADE ROAD LEGAL so could my ride on lawn mover with enough cash thrown at it* numbnuts prob watched Topgear and thought "I could get me some o dat and it could retain the id off the family Toyota Grande HiAce" * I dont have a ride on lawn mower but if I did . just saying like puddlethumper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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