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You can buy a decent Helix for £750 so why anyone would spend that on a piece of shit like this

 

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is beyond me. Still, you get three months MOT and a bald rear tyre, so what am I moaning about? 100% BARGAIN.

 

I've seen this heap on the road and, believe me, the pictures flatter it.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda-motorbikes/super-scooter-honda-helix.-not-for-the-shy.-%C2%A3750-ono-/1227005505

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-SAAB-900-SE-2-5-V6-Auto-Convertible-52-055-miles-Very-Very-Rare-/371914304628

 

Saab 900 V6 soft top, last UK MOT ran out 8 years ago (its in Ireland).

 

 

TYRES ARE PIRELLI P600'S WHICH HAVE A LOT OF TREAD BUT ARE 11 YEARS OLD

 

 

Let the buyer replace those eh, what do they expect for £5000 YES FIVE FUGGIN GRAND

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volkswagon golf mk1 cabrio

 

This is about as good as the pictures get:

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we have a mk1 golf cabrio shell that needs total restoration 1982 everything you need to put it back together is there except the headlights and grill roof will need new vinyl on but frame is very good to much to list viewings welcome cash on collection please

 

 

£1,000.00
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Range Rover Classic 2 door/ 4 door parts and Lotus V8 project, VM, V12

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-door-4-door-parts-and-Lotus-V8-project-VM-V12-/311837914750?hash=item489afcf67e:g:jpIAAOSwB-1Y37vH

 

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For sale a Lotus 4x4 project. Fibre glass body based on an early 80's Classic chassis with 4-speed and V8. Does come with two Ricaro seat, doors and all the glass but still needs work to be done to get it finished for the Dakar challenge 2018!  Not running at the moment, no logbook but some Lotus vin plates on the body as a vin number in the chassis.

 

 

 

for you my son? £1250, come on you know you want it 

 

Item location:
Ede, Netherlands

 

 

verdict

a little too much shmoke

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Range Rover Classic 2 door/ 4 door parts and Lotus V8 project, VM, V12

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-door-4-door-parts-and-Lotus-V8-project-VM-V12-/311837914750?hash=item489afcf67e:g:jpIAAOSwB-1Y37vH

 

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for you my son? £1250, come on you know you want it 

 

Item location:
Ede, Netherlands

 

 

verdict

a little too much shmoke

What the ACTUAL fuck??????

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Meanwhile, speaking of what the actual fuck, check this out.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-Matte-Black-Red-Interior-Air-Ride-/282451187708

 

 

Classified Ad price:£99,995.00

 

Pffffffttttt.  It's worth clicking the link to see just how hideous the interior styling* is.

 

 

 

"Hey chicks, wanna ride in my Prindiville?"

 

"Prendiville? What, like that bloke off Tomorrow's World after Raymond Baxter left?"

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Left-hand-drive-Toyota-Starlet-KP61-1-3-S-5-speed-Rear-Wheel-Drive-Low-miles-/172649353128

 

Utterly shit listing, LHD, no MOT, no sign of UK reg, for sale out of a well dodgy looking container yard.

 

A snip at four fucking grand.

 

 

Race / Drift / Rally 

 

Verdict: Twats selling to twats.

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In what parallel universe did an FSO 125P ex Warsaw taxi get to be worth five bags?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Fiat-125p-Taxi-Classic-Car-/152526109564

 

 

Taxi Millage 80.000

 

it’s comfortable to drive on motorways

 

The gorgeous colour made this care truly amazing. 

 

Verdict: illiterate lying toads selling to hipster twats.

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Meanwhile, speaking of what the actual fuck, check this out.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-Matte-Black-Red-Interior-Air-Ride-/282451187708

 

 

Classified Ad price:£99,995.00

 

Pffffffttttt.  It's worth clicking the link to see just how hideous the interior styling* is.

 

 

 

"Hey chicks, wanna ride in my Prindiville?"

 

"Prendiville? What, like that bloke off Tomorrow's World after Raymond Baxter left?"

 

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The twat who did that to a poor old shadow needs a good shoeing. He even goes on to say that it is one of the best shadows on the market. I wouldn't give £995 for it as it is utterly ruined and only good as a breaker. The wheel arches are just shocking if he is going to fit flared arches then at least blend them in.

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