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#7351 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 10:26 PM

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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#7352 OFFLINE   Bianconeri

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 10:49 PM

Jesus wept what a wreck


A piece of pointless, worthless crap.

Plenty of new cars are total shite too, they are just not very interesting.

 

​There must be a million barns in the UK that are full of old cars waiting to be found and sold on fleabay. Do our farmers now use garages?


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:14 PM

Remember that terminally rotton 105e That Fuzz Townsend gave up on?

 

Well it has been stripped down to a bare shell, doesnt even have an ID and here it is

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...984.m1436.l2649

 

£500 - where do I sign

 

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#7354 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:01 PM

That should have been cubed


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:09 PM

Oh my fucking eyes...!

 

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"Head turner"...

 

A smidgin under £20k to you, sir.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...o8AAOSwjDZYhlNg


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 05:47 PM

Someone been watching mad max while stoked on lsd?
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Posted 22 March 2017 - 05:50 PM

Oh my fucking eyes...!
 
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ffQAAOSw2x...
 
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http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/f7wAAOSw2x...
 
"Head turner"...
 
A smidgin under £20k to you, sir.
 
http://www.ebay.co.u...o8AAOSwjDZYhlNg


That is a waste of a car, time and money. The only heads it will turn are people turning away to puke. What's scrap value? It's worth a tenth of that.

Plenty of new cars are total shite too, they are just not very interesting.

 

​There must be a million barns in the UK that are full of old cars waiting to be found and sold on fleabay. Do our farmers now use garages?


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 06:01 PM

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http://www.ebay.co.u...dsAAOSwol5Y09Ql

 

Unbelievably some joker thinks that this is worth £4995 in this condition!

 

 

 

BEEN STANDING FOR 16 YEARS

 


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 06:05 PM

^ Words fail me.


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 06:22 PM

+++ ONE OWNER FROM NEW +++

 

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 06:50 PM

Wouldn't give 4995p for that HiLux, fuksakes


Yer can't beat a bit o' Autoshite

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 06:50 PM

According to the bloke who picks up my scrap those Hilux are worth strong money for export. That was a few years ago though when ISIS still had some money.


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 07:07 PM

Pete's sake!!! Healthy dollop of TOP GEAR tax with that?

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 09:27 PM

I quite love that Capri, needs at least 700 bhp per ton mind.
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Posted 23 March 2017 - 09:41 PM

I quite love that Capri, needs at least 700 bhp per ton mind.
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Same. Zakspeed, isn't it?


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 10:43 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KdsAAOSwol...

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Unbelievably some joker thinks that this is worth £4995 in this condition!

 

A lot worse looking ones were making £3k for export a few years ago



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Posted 24 March 2017 - 07:21 PM

£6k Calibra anyone?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...HsAAOSwSlBY1SNF

 

Best of luck fella.


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Posted 27 March 2017 - 03:49 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...725.m3641.l6368

FO SHO RLY? £1500?

Get in the fecking sea.


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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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Posted 27 March 2017 - 04:50 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...725.m3641.l6368
FO SHO RLY? £1500?
Get in the fecking sea.


Takes twuntdom to a whole new level.

Plenty of new cars are total shite too, they are just not very interesting.

 

​There must be a million barns in the UK that are full of old cars waiting to be found and sold on fleabay. Do our farmers now use garages?


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Posted 31 March 2017 - 12:26 AM

Ford escort xr3i convirtible 1 owner D reg project barn find

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...~UAAOSwzgBYz4xU

 

Classified Ad price:

£1,750

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 12:03 AM

You can buy a decent Helix for £750 so why anyone would spend that on a piece of shit like this

 

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is beyond me. Still, you get three months MOT and a bald rear tyre, so what am I moaning about? 100% BARGAIN.

 

I've seen this heap on the road and, believe me, the pictures flatter it.

 

https://www.gumtree....no-/1227005505


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 02:01 PM

So a GTS300 with a bit of vinyl wrap on the legshields

 

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is apparently

 

a truly spectacular one off piece by acclaimed designer Marc Newson.

 

 

and being sold for three grand more than the price of a new one. 

 

VERDICT:

 

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 03:46 PM

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Saab 900 V6 soft top, last UK MOT ran out 8 years ago (its in Ireland).

 

 

TYRES ARE PIRELLI P600'S WHICH HAVE A LOT OF TREAD BUT ARE 11 YEARS OLD

 

 

Let the buyer replace those eh, what do they expect for £5000 YES FIVE FUGGIN GRAND


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Posted 11 April 2017 - 10:45 AM

^^ 

 

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 05:46 PM

This is an oddball; Jaguar XJ40 Limousine on 1997 reg plate

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Posted 26 April 2017 - 08:33 PM

Have we had this £85,000, soft focus Bargin?

http://www.ebay.co.u...sd=262950142567

 

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 10:32 AM

volkswagon golf mk1 cabrio

 

This is about as good as the pictures get:

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we have a mk1 golf cabrio shell that needs total restoration 1982 everything you need to put it back together is there except the headlights and grill roof will need new vinyl on but frame is very good to much to list viewings welcome cash on collection please

 

 

£1,000.00


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Posted 27 April 2017 - 04:23 PM

Not quite an Ebay bargain but spotted on a Facebook group. A lad is trying to swap this for a Mk3 Escort.

 

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:17 PM

^ I always thought the shape of Tigras lent themselves to a seamless, but stupid pickup conversion.

It's looks stupid.
And not particularly seamless.
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Posted 28 April 2017 - 04:24 PM

^^ would not swap for used bogpaper


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