CreepingJesus Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 That was my assumption about the Tracer ad too; that it was being cynically pitched to a black audience, say thro' a magazine such as 'Ebony'. Shep Shepherd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 "If Imogen starts rolling down the hill in that trolley, I'll never catch her in this bloody thing!" maxpower, vulgalour and garethj 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 'ealth and Safety? Que la 'ealth and Safety? De such pointless nonsense qu'ils only 'ave en Angleterre. Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Mrs Trigger: Mike, you really ought to start thinking about buying something different, I'm getting tired of your obession with these Civics, and shave that beard off too, your not Dollywobbler! Mash, garethj, trigger and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 An early styling study for the Ssangyong Rodius has been discovered. Lord Sterling, ProgRocker, HMC and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Also available with a balcony: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyW201 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 :The chairman of the sidevalve owners club, in his cunningly disguised Jaguar, cackled as he lured the competitors of the Spedeworth pre '48 meeting over the nearest cliff, using only the aroma of Dulux gloss. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Billy enters into a full & frank exchange of views with the DVLA. Banger Kenny, Micrashed and RedSparrow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 Day 14: The Ronda's disguise had still gone unnoticed at Grey Horse Stables and was working so well that they'd even tried to fit it up for a saddle. Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 Known for their rust problems it took many, many years until Lancia were willing to admit publicly what their painting techniques were. Nobody was surprised. ProgRocker, Rusty Pelican, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The new Daewoo/Chevrolet Fucking Keep It, Daewoo/Chevrolets most secure city motor, complete with wheel clamp and funky side decal* *Standard on all run-out models. anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oman5 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Sandra was shocked to find out that astroglide was, in fact, an anal lubricant Grundig, Partridge, Banger Kenny and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted September 17, 2013 Author Share Posted September 17, 2013 Or a Polski Fiat. Your choice really. ProgRocker, Banger Kenny, privatewire and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted September 17, 2013 Author Share Posted September 17, 2013 Gee, am I going to have as much fun as Betty did when she rode your Jawa? Sure are, no more though, Jawa are very strict about that. Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 until some scene wanker cuts the springs and puts banded steels on it Banger Kenny, warninglight, vulgalour and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I like to make up little stories for those terrible pictures you see on car brochures and in adverts. Some are superb and I'm sure I'm reading a different message to what's been attempted by the original creator. Take this advert for a Dacia Denem. Personally, I think it looks like the result of a divorce where he gets to keep the lovely lemon Jag but she's lumbered with several children and a Dacia Denem. I can't decide if he's a hero or some sort of monster. Either way they'll both end up miserable while they await breakdown recovery at the side of the [insert miserable motorway here] remembering all the mistakes they ever made that got them to where they are now. Great days work! One cheapo shot for the Dacia brochure....A few more steps and its the XJS advert then get rid of the waving git and Jag and I can knock one off for the estate agent. Simon M, Banger Kenny and vulgalour 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 "Will you please not do that to me while I'm trying to play the flute..." Partridge, ProgRocker and Banger Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Diesel Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Sandra was shocked to find out that astroglide was, in fact, an anal lubricant When Sandra promised to show Kevin her 'Beetles Bonnet' it wasn't quite what he had in mind. Banger Kenny and oman5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 "All because the lady loves Astroglide" Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Look behind you. See that line? Step back over it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Er, yeah - I'm not sure there was any need for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micrashed Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Fairy nuff. Wilko220 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 ...but for a decent orgy, buy a Volvo Banger Kenny, eddyramrod and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 . [poor taste monitor @ 110%] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Corrosion was always an issue in the early days, thankfully things improved with the later models Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Livered Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Look behind you. See that line? Step back over it...What? I don't understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Here at Rover, we're often asked: How fast does rust take hold compared to our competitor's cars? mercrocker, Partridge, Jim Bergerac and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko220 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 What? I don't understand?It's the attractive concept of self-moderation in action! AndyW201 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 "Alors! Here comes Renault Assistance!" eddyramrod, Grundig, ProgRocker and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 In a bid to encourage sales in the traditionally Francophobic market of Great Britain, Citroen decided to make all their competitors look as French as possible in the only way they knew how; ladies bottoms. inconsistant, Banger Kenny, Micrashed and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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