inconsistant Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Yep, another sightings thread, featuring the most delicious humdrum automotive kack I find* *I dom't go looking for it Here's the mossy ovloV from my intro thread, to set the tone suitably low: An arty farty shot of my old rgussett brown clubman estate. Featurin' authentic Cosmics and wikid fotoshop skilllllz: Spotted by a chum on my behalf, somewhere in the France area of continental europe, during their recent T-cut famine: ****WARNING: VAGINAL CAR BASED SWEARING LOOK AWAY NOW**** Spotted a few years ago at Download Festival: That lot should be disappointing enough for now, Cheers. garethj, Gerald and brickwall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Maybe the Seat was the tour transport for one of the billion bottom-feeding acts at the drinking time end of the bill? I mean, Penguin Cunt...could be a band name, couldn't it? If not, then it is now. I claim it. Penguin Cunt; appearing at 11am, at a festival near you... Charlie Croker and Partridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Penguin cunt? I'm sure I saw them supporting Twisted Sister in the 80s... What did the graffiti written on the Proton's back window say, I wonder? Looks like 'I hate....' something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 It said 'I hate Protons, because I am an Escort.' Partridge and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Looks like it says "I hate chavs" the Escort has Blacked-out rear lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 And red rally style mudflaps??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted July 10, 2013 Author Share Posted July 10, 2013 ****WARNING: BLASPHEMOUS DINKLE/CHOPS ACTIVITY CAR BASED SWEARING LOOK AWAY NOW**** Here's another one from same festival car park as before. Mk1 Mondeo, I believe: Didn't see them on the line up. Did see 'And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Chod' though. And to lighten the mood a little here's a couple of those dreadful little Nissan Figaros: I read somewhere (probably here) that these came in 4 colours, each representing a different season. Good grief. Also, I posted this in another thread, but I'm putting it up here as I'm not certain what it is: I'd assumed it was a late 5 door Metro by the wheels and window behind the rear doors, but I'm now wondering maybe Yugo Sana or early Citroen ZX. It was in Catford, if that's any help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Nah, that's Metro. Giveaways are the two bonnet vent holes and keyhole in front of the door handle, side repeater hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Yup, Rover Metro, the wheels are also a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Well I must say I'm very disappointed in Jesus. Charlie Croker, Grundig, Twiggy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Did you know Jesus' middle name is Harold? When people say "Jesus H Christ, the H is for Harold. It's even in the Lord's prayer "Our father, who art in heaven,Harold be thy name" Twiggy, holbeck, anonymous user and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 He drove a Triumph he did. "And lo, Jesus did return unto them, in his Triumph."Psalms 3;18. Bet you it was a Herald. Harold in his Herald. Craig the Princess, purplebargeken and Twiggy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Is that why Jesus hasn't come back yet? His Triumph (Herod) is broken down on the A34 somewhere? Twiggy and Partridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted July 12, 2013 Author Share Posted July 12, 2013 A gorgeous oV 940 2.3se I get to walk past every day. Back seats are mostly down so I reckon 'se' means swallows everything. In the biblical sense. eddyramrod and Twiggy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 I don't know if it's the hot weather or something but I must be the only person around here without a picnic... I can't remember the last time I saw one of these, then the other day I saw these 3 on my walk home from work. The last two were about quarter of a mile apart. Imagine all the scotch eggs and battenberg you could get in the back of one of these. eddyramrod and garethj 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Blimey! So, all three remaining Picnics are near your gaff? You, sir, are a CHOD_GOD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted August 20, 2013 Author Share Posted August 20, 2013 A pub round these parts has an annual classic car show every august in their field. There's quite a lot of massive sexy american stuff, and a few hotchods, but also there's some delightfully run of the mill chod. Something for everyone to enjoy then, even us miserable bastards. Here's some close up action: eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Are you practising for your next Ebay ad? inconsistant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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inconsistant Posted August 20, 2013 Author Share Posted August 20, 2013 That should do, I think I've made my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Total yum, apart from the Orion (sorry). The nut sack thingy was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faker Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Looks like a great day. One criticism though! Whole car pics!!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardMoss Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I love the Alvis and the Chargers (Sounds a bit like a Rock and Roll band, doesn't it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 French shite update / Mise a jour d'automobile 'trop merdique' de Français Recently hols'd in Brittany, where chod spotting is like shooting fish in a barrel. Very quickly got bored of the same old quality tat that would get me all hot and bothered this side of the channel. So here's the hi-shites of my fortnight away... Obviously these: This one had a lovely lilly pad effect textured finish: L'Yeep: Dutch DS down in Dinan: Apparently awaiting a rad repair before the treck back to NL: Arfor: Nissan with mysterious reverse perspective: Nissan in the pissan rain: Twingo: Three in one Twingos.Tripletgos.Honestly you couldn't move for these things. Every car that wasn't a Dacia was a TwingoThey look fab and most have stood the test of time too. Definitely will be future 2CV/R4 shite, I reckon we really missed out not getting these in the UK. Pooloo in urinal cake turquoise, on a hill, in front of a building, in fab condition : A less well loved zx: Just look at this babe. Just the right mix of understated elegance and sporty overtones... Not quite shite but it looks low spec/ low power and was being driven by Monseiur et Madame Giffeur: That's all for now, more to come. Or as google translate puts it: "maintenant va te faire foutre" Junkman and For Fiats Sake 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 Une petit peu plus de shite d'haut qualitie... Panda fwoar by fwoar! tour de shite: Van cinque...In the 90s there used to be loads of faded r4 vans in this colour blue.I'm pretty sure they're ex french utility vans, maybe electricity or something. Sexy little trailer too: Another one of these. Honestly, all the cars that weren't Dacias or Twingos were these, there were loads of them.This one was notable for having the covers on, and looking really fresh: Red Renner 4, late model I reckon with those wheels: Renault Nevada... were they called that over here? There was a point where Renault moved from numbers to names I think this were from about then. Was this just a R21 estate in the UK? Rover 200 in plush spec: Merdes Benz: Le picnic avec van rouge: Shady Supercinq: 2cv looking immaculate. Cleanest inner wheel arch spot of the holidays. Cheered me up no end: Ford Orion shite spec 1.8 diesel. Effing marvelous. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 We did get a Renault 21 Savanna. Think it was the seven seat estate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Lots of Fwar in this thread. Keep it up fella. inconsistant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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