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#181 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 01:52 PM

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E plate passat dizzle estate
£275 sold as seen apparently - and boy, its a shed. 2months tax n'test.
Fleetwood.

Got designs on this, but I think the wife is going to go a bit boo-loo if I buy it...
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1900 Dizzle Estate 200K miles
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#182 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 03:23 PM

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Here's another thought: I've never seen Father Ted, Dave Angel and Cockney Wanker from Viz in the same room, have you? :lol:

Pogweasel is, of course, correct. I have a middle name which is GR8 4 HIDIN MY 1ST NAME WITCH i DOWNT LIK.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#183 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 03:51 PM


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Here's another thought: I've never seen Father Ted, Dave Angel and Cockney Wanker from Viz in the same room, have you? :lol:
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#184 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 05:31 PM

The legend that is Dave Angel was based on Mike Read I believe, as was 'Cockney Wanker' in Viz. Not bought Viz in a while so don't know if CW is still in it but it was a blindingly funny cartoon.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 05:54 PM

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You make him sound like he has a multi personality disorder! :shock:

#186 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 05:58 PM

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Is this really Mike Reid as in 'Runaround' Mike Reid??

Is that a wig??

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 06:33 AM

Yep, same Mike Read as in 'The Comedians' if you remember that too? *No apologies needed.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#188 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 31 October 2008 - 12:56 PM

Collection of 80's & 90's bilge at the college of nursing in Manchester...
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Suspicious absence of student nurse fiesta or Dihatsu...


Kids - dont build your ramps on the street - use a car park instead...
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Posted 31 October 2008 - 03:39 PM

Bit Like Torsten I think, who is now Torsten1001 (sounds like an oven cleaner)

(looks like an Football)

#190 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:32 AM

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1978 registered road ripping up shite.
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#191 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 06:42 AM

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Spotted at B&Q yesterday whilst getting architrave for:
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 05:42 PM

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1978 registered road ripping up shite.

Ain't life odd at times? One minute you're headmaster of St Trinians, next you're a roadworking navvy.
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 06:00 PM

That's nice that. Sierra and lofthatch beautifying, I mean.

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 06:08 PM

Loft Hatch started out like this....
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And after 13 years climbing up stepladders through a small hole I finally chopped a big one in with ladders....

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Just put the Hornby layout up there now in all its glory. Marvelous. My APT can tilt to its hearts content.
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 07:50 PM

Where did you get the catch? The crappy plastic one that came with our loft ladder has just expired and your one looks much sturdier.

#196 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 09:47 PM

B&Q, just a standard metal catch. I have one on the boiler cupboard too. The weight of the ladders are taken mostly upon the springs bolted to the frame, so there is very little weight on the door / catch.......
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:18 PM

Must'ev been a meeting of shiteriders at the pub today...

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 08:44 PM

Cock and balls towball covers look wrong on a car that age, it should be an aerosol lid or split tennis ball.

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 08:46 PM

Cock and balls towball covers

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 12:15 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/j...

Sierra on the offside anything remarkable? Looks to have shite colour/pov spec/early model potential...

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 12:44 PM

Do Orion lights fit Cortina 80's ?

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 01:05 PM

Do Orion lights fit Cortina 80's ?

I always wondered that,they do look very similar :) Love the blue 2-door,hope it's a 1300,or 1600 Auto.

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 06:59 PM

It's a 1300 and I think these probably are Orion rear lights.

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 07:17 AM

Not much of an update, sorry, but then not been up to much this last month.

Yesterday took a walk into Brig to watch Preston stuff Burnley ( which at least made up for North End being twhatted by Liverpool) and spotted these lovelies...

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Top Gear classic car show, 1995 :shock:
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:28 AM

I was obviously not paying colse enough attention back in the day, but I don't think I've ever seen a 2 door Mk 4/5 before. Were they common?

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:53 PM

I was obviously not paying colse enough attention back in the day, but I don't think I've ever seen a 2 door Mk 4/5 before. Were they common?

Not common as they were only available in the UK in poverty spec 1.3 and 1.6s.

In Germany you could get a Mk3 2000E 2 door - I always wanted one of them. The Krauts also got posh Mk4/5s.

Here's one :-)

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It's €4000 and in Switzerland, but I found one :-)

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:58 PM

Oh, now that's really lovely!!

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 12:44 PM

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 03:19 PM

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 03:40 PM

I dont think theres any standard 5 GT turbos left, more than probably any car they all seem to have fallen into the hands of those who cant just leave things alone. though that one could might be a souped up 1400 I suppose. Its like the Escort RS turbo, if a stock standard one ever turns up it'll be worth like 2 billion pounds.

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