Jim Bell Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Can also stand for WALL BEATER OF DEATH if the car emerges triumphant from an altercation with reinforced concrete. Junkman and CreepingJesus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Didn't someone here buy a triumph stag as a wbod? Well played Nah, he bought it for moving houses. Jim Bell, flat4alfa, DSdriver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Bump. Duly updated and with all* references to obsolete medical terms removed, per the Operation Crackdown thread. (See: Page 4) outlaw118 and davidfowler2000 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Cunningly updated this time... &c. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conkerman Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Bleb - A unit of weld. Sparkle stick - Bleb dispenser. Snake Charmer and Slartibartfast 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Torana Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 sFTP (secure FTP): Same as a FTP, except it happens in the security and privacy of your own driveway. Nyphur, Magnificent Rustbucket, flat4alfa and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Bleb - A unit of weld. Sparkle stick - Bleb dispenser. Electric glue: method of joining new metal to old rust to varying levels of penetration (Matron...!) and permanence, usually involving an excess of sparks, cursing, localised burns and an unusual partial suntan. See also: references to the waste products of pigeons. Electric glue stick: weapon (potentially dangerous) used to varying levels of competence in processes described above. Junkman and CreepingJesus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloth Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 reanult 20ts 1.that car you want but cant collect for reasons. 2. raving cock flogging womble toucher. Jim Bell, The Moog, sloth and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Laguna - worthless, possibly free item that ends up costing you money anyway. Also a unit of measurement for valuing any car, eg "You could get 20 lagunas for that" Jerzy Woking, Magnificent Rustbucket, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Duly noted, will be included in next update. Coming soon*. I'd also like to include "Spanish waiter" but I'd like a witty definition which hopefully also gives the derivation... Any others?? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaryoldcortina Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Spanish waiter is the opposite of Heather Mills, innit? Junkman and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlabamaShrimp Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I've never seen anyone use that nor know what it means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clanger Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Spanish waiter = Manuel the hilariously* inept waiter from Fawlty Towers hauserplenty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 GLF - Gar'n Like Fuck A meeting of Scotoshiters at a drag strip to see whom can kill their home tuned veg powered dizzer the quickest.Bonus points are awarded for breaking down en route to the event. Junkman, CreepingJesus and 320touring 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formula Autos Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 Pineappled: taken to the extremes of 'scene' 'coolness', as in the case of VAG-tosser owned vehicles that had assorted manky/crusty/rusty old shite applied to roof racks until the ultimate destiny of this wank-fest was reached; the application of a pineapple. Also, a prediction of the destiny of certain aged Wolfsburg produced products when spotted on eBay, summed up in the phrase "that's bound to end up Pineappled". See also; Scene tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I is a simpleton and still haven't worked out what TD:LR means! Can anyone put me out of my misery?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Too long - didn't read burraston2006, tooSavvy and Leyland Worldmaster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burraston2006 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Cheers for that! Been pondering it for months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I think this thread should be pinned. flat4alfa and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddlethumper Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 What does Imho mean. I'm never going to remember all these acronyms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Foxhake Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 In My Honest Opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Torana Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 *Humble flat4alfa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 "That's nice!" Shorthand for use in for sale thread meaning you have all ready checked reviews on Honest John and are halfway down the m6. Supernaut and DSdriver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 GLF - Gar'n Like Fuck A meeting of Scotoshiters at a drag strip to see whom can kill their home tuned veg powered dizzer the quickest.Bonus points are awarded for breaking down en route to the event.Gaun' Like Fuck. "Sorry officer, I did not observe that nun's kitten transporting vehicle, I was too busy gaun like fuck."See also 'moar booost': the process of wringing an extra 10bhp out of a shite Skudder by the magic of digital manipulation, so it grenades at some random (and unknowable) point in the future. See also Czechoslovakian Roulette. Skudder: Skoda belonging to Scotoshiter, possibly enjoying* moar booost and FTPing. And ridiculous fuel mileage. I could spend all day explaining the Scotoshite/SVM miasma. 320touring, stormee, dome and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 See also "Turbit", a forced induction conveyance owned by a Scot(ch). "Ah liked the last wan a hud so a goat myself an er Gowf Turbit ser". chaseracer, cms206, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Variant: turbydeezl. As in "ah goat seek o the RX8, s' ah chipped it infra Golf turbydeezl." That was a real conversation too... cms206 and chaseracer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I guess we need a separate lexicon for that foreign stuff. CreepingJesus and cms206 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Gaun' Like Fuck. "Sorry officer, I did not observe that nun's kitten transporting vehicle, I was too busy gaun like fuck."See also 'moar booost': the process of wringing an extra 10bhp out of a shite Skudder by the magic of digital manipulation, so it grenades at some random (and unknowable) point in the future. See also Czechoslovakian Roulette. Skudder: Skoda belonging to Scotoshiter, possibly enjoying* moar booost and FTPing. And ridiculous fuel mileage. I could spend all day explaining the Scotoshite/SVM miasma."Moar boost" is used in the quest for the holy grail of "All Teh Boost" - this is an unobtainable condition by dint of the fact you can ALWAYS add Moar boost. Some triple turbo's Cummins have got close.. Golf Course - any 700 series Volvo with AstroTurf headlining. It is Ill advised to request to play the back 9 with the owner.. CreepingJesus, rml2345, chaseracer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Scotoshite - Like Autoshite but with more swearing, horizontal rain and pies. cms206, CreepingJesus, beko1987 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 ...and egg. The Moog, cms206, rml2345 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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