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#841 OFFLINE   Wilko220

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Posted 06 July 2016 - 03:16 PM

Long time Lurker on here and I thought I should say hello.
I'm Currently running 2 x early mk3 golfs identical in spec and colour.
As if one wasn't bad enough!
I also have a fiat 500 in the garage which lapsed an MOT 4 years ago and needs some more time and motivation from me to get it moving again.


Welcome! Any pics of these fine machines?

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1997 Volvo 960 estate

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2003 Citroen C15D

 

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Posted 07 July 2016 - 11:17 PM

Welcome! Any pics of these fine machines?

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Boom.

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#843 OFFLINE   MOD500

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Posted 08 July 2016 - 02:51 PM

The one on the right was £160 bought to replace a previous mk3 with a head gasket failure.

The on the left was bought after I set myself the challenge of finding another one for the same price. (£150)

Both are automatics (OH needs an auto) she doesn't like learning to drive new cars so this seemed a good solution.



#844 OFFLINE   the_chodfather

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Posted 08 July 2016 - 06:16 PM

New lad here. Owned plenty of chod before, some of which would be considered "classics" now I suppose but I've only ever spent over £1000 on one car and I still have that.

 

Previously owned shite includes 10x old BMWs from the E28 to the E46, Porsche 924, Audi 80, other old VWs, Alfa GTV, countless Volvos, an XJ40 and a few Rovers.

 

Current shite - note the inexplicable leaning towards metallic red paint.

Rover 45 TD - Bought blind off ebay for £300, I grew very attached to it so despite the fact that it's failed its MOT and has an unresolved overheating issue, I WILL be fixing it.

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Saab 900 - Current daily hack, this will be going as soon as the Rover is fixed. It's nice, too nice.IMG_9158.jpg

Jaguar XJ Executive - This was my grandad's, it's not going anywhere and is impeccably maintained. This is the reason I can only afford shite but I'd not have it any other way.IMG_9309edit.jpg

Anyway, hopefully I can offer mild entertainment on the forum during my stay. I'm also on the Facebook group and post my spotted shites there.


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- 2001 Rover 45 TD iXL
- 1996 Jaguar XJ6 Executive


#845 OFFLINE   Wilko220

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Posted 09 July 2016 - 06:33 AM

Nice colour scheme!

1976 Humber Sceptre III

1995 Citroen Xantia estate

1997 Volvo 960 estate

2000 Rover 45 saloon

2003 Citroen C15D

 

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#846 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 09 July 2016 - 06:59 AM

There is a certain colour pattern developing there. Like it. 

 

WElcome folks!


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite

Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle

Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite


#847 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 09 July 2016 - 07:24 AM

The reg on the jag is my initials. Nice motors and welcome from derby

#848 OFFLINE   spike60

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Posted 09 July 2016 - 07:54 PM

I have 3 cars, all silver. I do not like silver cars. Kinda comes with prefering German cars,  tho I had a BMW 540i in a colour you would like!



#849 OFFLINE   Magpie215

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 08:16 PM

Hello....looks like I'm resurrecting an old thread not sure if there's another place to say hello?

Anyway I'm back to shedding had a brief stint of nice ish cars but the worry of big bills and car park dents and scrote induced damage has placed me back into bangernomics again....quite liberating :-).

Anyway the cars
Current cars are a brace of galaxies a 1996 mk1 and a 2003 mk3

Going backwards from there it goes

1998 2.3 galaxy
2003 1.6 picasso
1998 1.2 fiesta
1998 1.3 micra
1996 2.0 qx
1997 2.0 caldina
1990 2.0 celica gt4
1990 2.0 celica gt4
1989 escort xr3i...convenient to rst spec
Numerous mk3 granada
Vaux nova
Fiat strada
Mk1 Cavalier.

Yes mostly sheds lol
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#850 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 09:05 PM

Welcome along!


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#851 OFFLINE   Picketlinefeelingfine

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 09:22 PM

Hi my name is Wayne. Just joined so I though I'd say hello. I've got two cars, they are a MK5 Escort that's very late on a Y Reg and a boy racered ST170. I want to replace the ST170 with a scorp Ultima. I know it's probably a better can than my MK5 but I like the rarity of the mk5. Joined because I used to be in a few Facebook groups and want to be involved in a proper forum! I'm a ford addict and slimmed down the collection. Last year I sold a mk3 grannie and a mk1 mondy. Cheers, Wayne
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Posted 13 February 2018 - 06:23 PM

Since when were we a proper forum!
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#853 OFFLINE   Gasquet

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 12:02 PM

Hello,  inaugural post was about to be made elsewhere but I thought I should see if there was one of these on the go first...

 

I recently started watching HubNut on youtube and found reference to this place through his videos.  Can't believe I've missed this, just shows what happens when you have a newish car to use daily and get distracted with stuff that isn't old cars for a year or so...

 

I have a long history of autoshite but some all of my standouts, in muddled order are:

 

1966 Hillman Imp

1972 Mini 1000

1981 Mini 1000 City

1982 Suzuki sc100

1973 VW 1303

*1970 VW 1300  First car I had after passing my test.

1984 VW Polo breadvan

1986 Nissan Sunny 1.6 GLXZTRTLXZ or something. PAS and a sunroof anyway.

*1972 VW Type 2 Devon conversion with an Alfa boxer engine so it goes better.

*1983 VW Scirocco CL.  Mid derustification/ restoration, has been in this state for some years...

*1988 VW Scirocco Scala that had been shortened 18" in the boot by an Isuzu Trooper just before I bought it.  Mouldy parts car. (front parts only)

1982 VW Golf Driver

1987 VW Passat Estate Topic.  The best car I've ever owned.  I loved it like no other,  Cost £77 and was brilliant for 3 years or so. Miss it years later.

1988 Merc W124 300TE

1955(!) VW Beach buggy of mostly Volksrod provenance. Horrific. Shite. Sold it 6 months before they announced pre-'60 MOT exemption...

1994 VW Passat Estate TD

1988 BMW 325i Touring

*1986 Audi Coupe Quattro.  Awaiting rust remediation and maybe some bits from the next car.

*1988 Audi 90 20v  Good for about a year but dings and shot suspenders/ brakes meant I moved on.  Kept it for the engine which might go into the above.

*1974 Landrover 88" petrol.   All weather daily and firewood chaser (when it has an MOT)

1990 Audi 80 2.6 Avant Quattro

*1985 VW 1200 (Mexican beetle)  Fair weather daily and the only car I've ever restored completely including paint. Not so shite.

 

*I still have these ones but only a few are viable any more - I have a tendency to think I'll find the time to restore or fix broken and rusty things one day...

 

Okay, that's all of it apparently except the two newish moderns I've been compelled to buy for high mileage work use in the last few years; Octavia VRS and more recently a 330d touring.  I have no real love for these cars.

 

I want a hydro Citroën so much it's now dangerous.  I don't think hanging around here is going to be good for me...


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#854 OFFLINE   John F

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 03:09 PM

^ Wow! A SCTSH without any Volvos...! I didn't know such things existed!

 

Welcome in :-)


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'97 Land Rover Discovery 300 TDi

'94 Vauxhall Calibra V6
'91 Maserati 222 SE

'88 Yamaha XJ900F

'86 Honda CBX 750F
'82 Suzuki GSX1100SZ Katana


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 03:19 PM

Hi my name is Wayne. Just joined so I though I'd say hello. I've got two cars, they are a MK5 Escort that's very late on a Y Reg and a boy racered ST170. I want to replace the ST170 with a scorp Ultima. I know it's probably a better can than my MK5 but I like the rarity of the mk5. Joined because I used to be in a few Facebook groups and want to be involved in a proper forum! I'm a ford addict and slimmed down the collection. Last year I sold a mk3 grannie and a mk1 mondy. Cheers,Wayne


I'm sure Cavcraft will be in touch asap about the Focus.......
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 05:44 PM

I didn't see this thread till after I made my first post.

 

I've never bought a car over 2K and only bought two for more than 1K, many far less than that in over 20 years of driving so it seems I may not be alone here :-)

Brief car history in rough order.

 

R reg Series III Landrover derv SWB

2x Mk5 1600cc Cortinas. Both total rot boxes. One ended up with front met blue, brazil brown rest with a vinyl roof. Turned out that was to cover up the fact it had been cut and shut when it had a value. It ended up as a field car until I snaped the gearbox off the engine!

A reg Vauxhall Carlton 1.8 Saloon

? reg 850 mini (borrowed while Carlton was fixed)

Y red Datsun Cherry New Coupe 1,3? - Field-car

? reg Rover SD1 V8 auto - Field car (some fun that was! but oh so rotten even 25 years ago)

Vindicator kit car.

A reg Mk1 Golf GTi Campaign 1.8 in silver. Fave car to date.

 

Then a change in circumstances led to.

 

G reg 205 NAD 5 door. £250

F reg Audi Coupe 1.8 in Cadbury's purple (cost 20 quid)

B reg rotten Aude Coupe 2.1 (cost 75 quid)

306 td Phase 1 in Miami blue

Audi 80 1.9 TD saloon in black.

ZX Volcane TD 5 door minter in Metallic green (sadly written off by a third party)

306 td saloon

306 td Phase 1 in red.

105 1.5 NAD that had an extremely violent ending.

 

Currently got a 405 SRDT in gun metal grey which I really quite like :-)


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 06:20 PM

^ Wow! A SCTSH without any Volvos...! I didn't know such things existed!

Welcome in :-)

Give it time. The SVM can be very persuasive.

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'88 Volvo 740GLE - COUNCIL ESTATE INNIT

'96 Volvo 850 S 2.5-10v - ROTTEN

'99 Kia Pride 1.3SX - DECAYING

'01 Volvo S60 T5 SE - FAST AS RAZZ


#858 OFFLINE   Daviedv

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 06:37 PM

Hello all.

 

Long time lurker here, apparently i joined in May 2014! thought i would finally say hello after spending years reading,  laughing and living the dream through others eyes. My current fleet includes such delights as a diseasel renault scenic, a mk1 ph2 renault megane coupe, a mgtf and a fiat 124 spider.

 

Back to lurking and enjoying!


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:59 AM

I hate spiders but I like Fiats. Pics pls.

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#860 OFFLINE   Gasquet

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:09 PM

^ Wow! A SCTSH without any Volvos...! I didn't know such things existed!

 

Welcome in :-)

 

I've had Volvo by association if that counts.  As a child I was ferried about in the back of a 240 DL in powder blue which my mum loved but sold to.... 

An antiques dealer in Edinburgh, I kid you not.

 

I also welded up the sill/ footwell of a mates 240 GLT a few years back after being treated to volvovlovolvo snow driving to get to his shed for the aforementioned work.

 

My dad ran a string of Lancias until they pulled out of the UK at which point he went to Rover.  The Lancias made more of an impression than the Volvo but I may drift that way if I can wean myself off the motorway modern and get back to real motoring.

 

I have a propensity to keep returning to VAG because it was my first love and I lack imagination.  :-D


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:21 PM

I hate spiders but I like Fiats. Pics pls.

 

here you go..

 

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 03:31 PM

Good afternoon guys and girls!  New member here.  Long time admirer of shite and endlessly fascinated by how people can drive cars and project smokescreens at the same time.

 

Anyhow, here's a quick little video I made of my own piece of shite-heaven.  It's a 2005 Golf MKIV Estate TDi 130PS.  Belonged to my grandmother and I got it for the princely sum of 'inherited':

 

https://www.youtube...._id=DUHwl8LRApo

 

I live within earshot of the M20 and the High-Speed train.  Apologies for the background rumble, I don't hear it anymore!



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Posted 17 February 2018 - 06:36 PM

Good afternoon guys and girls!  New member here.  Long time admirer of shite and endlessly fascinated by how people can drive cars and project smokescreens at the same time.

 

Anyhow, here's a quick little video I made of my own piece of shite-heaven.  It's a 2005 Golf MKIV Estate TDi 130PS.  Belonged to my grandmother and I got it for the princely sum of 'inherited':

 

https://www.youtube...._id=DUHwl8LRApo

 

I live within earshot of the M20 and the High-Speed train.  Apologies for the background rumble, I don't hear it anymore!

 

 

My apologies.  Despite working with technology in my day job, I can't post an adequate YouTube link:

 

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube....ed/DUHwl8LRApo"frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>






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