Shite, camera, action!- reality TV series with the Traffic division of Cumbria Police who, having been stripped of funding by the government, have resorted to selling the pursuit car footage to make ends meet. Hilarious scenes featuring an east-European immigrant driver of a Mk3 Astra with poor English skills and no valid UK licence getting accidently tasered in front of his 8year old daughter!
BritainÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s got shite- Talent show, where a panel of Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and a woman who once stripped naked on TV spend 40 seconds evaluating your car before criticising you, your family and career choices.
Sun, sea & shite. This week in Cyprus where an Irish girl youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve never heard of and a welsh bloke with good abs and impossibly white teeth tour Kyrena and spunk up all over a rusty Austin 1100 with bald cross plies and a shagged-out A-series.
Have I got shite for you Ã¢â‚¬â€œ topical news show where the panel are shown a series of clips from motoring-themed programmes and are expected to make witty comments about it. Team captains this week are Leepu and Vikki B/H.
Shitestation:- two blonde girls from Durham who look vaguely alike, with bad tattoos and wearing just glittery thongs attempt to change the turbo on a 1991 Saab