Cavcraft Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Well you've opened the right message and looking at the right items. I have about ten of these wonderful items to sell and they're selling alright. Selling like something that nobody wants to buy because they're f*cking minging so in fact no-one has bought one. Until now that is, and that buyer is YOU. IDEEL 4 STAGG AN HEN P4RTYIEZ AN OVROWDERZ... *If you squinted vaguely whilst blind drunk the camoflaged ones would definately make you look like Lindsay 'Let's Off Road' from The Fast Show. £2.00 each plus postage. Genuine (Von) Dutch cap. Which is quite appropriate because you're going to look a right c**t in one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 You might want to work on your sales pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Dunno. It's kind of got me tempted. £2+p&p for a truly terrible hat.Hmm. Are the awful camo ones still there, or have they sold out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 Richard: I agree. I think I've been too nice about them! Pete-M: Oddly enough....I haven't sold a single one so yes, camo still available. Buy soon to ensure disappoinment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Were they part of the job lot that the picnic hamper came in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 Yes indeed, along with Christ knows what else. I've listed most of it on eBay but have three more hampers to get rid of or keep too and, I think, some other stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I like the cammo one too. PM Sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 I do believe I'm just about to reply... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 Right, that's the first one provisionally sold. This leaves the following:2x camoflage.4x yellow peak and front with day-glo ish green (and an especially vile shade of green at that) side/rear mesh. 2x green (slightly less dayglo but equally vile green) peak and yellow side/rear mesh.2x black peak and front and a rather putrescent shade of orange side/rear mesh.*Psst: I know a man with a limited supply of new emergency hammers/seat belt cutters, steering wheel knobs and reflective safety vests too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey_boy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 *Psst: I know a man with a limited supply of new emergency hammers/seat belt cutters, steering wheel knobs and reflective safety vests too.Now do you have pics for them too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Those are bloody awful! OK for keeping ur head warm whilst piloting a Kombat Korsa round the town centre ALL BASTARD EVENING I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 I take 'bloody awful' as compliment, so thanks Don't let that stop you buying one of my hats though, you can still cruise around past Maccy-D's 357 times a night with the window down, your 0.000005 watt Saishitto stereo and Harry Moss speakers 'blaring' rave choons whilst smoking, flicking the V and shouting obsceneties/trite remarks at spotty birds plastered in Elizabeth Duke bingo armour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 *Psst: I know a man with a limited supply of new emergency hammers/seat belt cutters, steering wheel knobs and reflective safety vests too.Now do you have pics for them too? Funny you should say that... Four of these in original wrapping, one out of wrapper... £3.00 each including postage? Five of these c/w bracket...£5.00 each including postage? Steering wheel knob pic's to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Would have thought your nearest coach operator will take the window hammers as a job lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Have the hat, and true to the item description it makes me look like a right un. Who fancies meeting for a pint with me dressed like that then? Well i doubt i will be able to actually get in any pubs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 Rock a phat one daddy-oh!*Sits by pm inbox awaiting new orders from excited new customers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I do actually like that hat, although i have not yet built up the guts to wear it outdoors......If anyone else needs any modeling work doing please let me know. I can do sovereign rings, tracksuit trousers tucked into socks, Elizabeth Duke jewelery. You name it.I would like to post positive feedback to Cavette on the prompt delivery of my new 'twathat'.Fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRegieRitmo Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Have the hat, and true to the item description it makes me look like a right un. Who fancies meeting for a pint with me dressed like that then? Well i doubt i will be able to actually get in any pubs.....I trust you have a 'super Saxo' parked outside? (or maybe a Burberry coloured Vauxhall Chavalier for you sir?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRegieRitmo Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzleI keep hearing that, or variations of from people.....where does it come from & what does it mean? (I'm afraid I was asleep when they were handing out the dictionaries for 21st century yoof speak!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I'd lay the blame at the door of Calvin Brodus, who can hardly be described as 'youth' these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 It's gangsta shizzles!Don't believe me? Type ''gizoogle' into Google and off you go. Even better find the 'gizoogle' link and then add a URL and watch it 'transliate' in front of your eyes. I did one with the URL for my local paper and spent the following seven days or so pissing myself laughing. Just don't let your kids/missus/parents/delicate people see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Here's some 'schizzle' of this page....http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?ur ... start%3D15Confuzzled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRegieRitmo Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 That's pretty cool! Don't get the point of it but it looks fun. It's as if Stanley Unwin has had to 'get with the times'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Ross Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I just pissed myself I laughed so hard! Not sure if it was the photo or the translation mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Ross Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 And please read Pogweasels sig at the bottom of his post.............just spotted it and nearly lost my cider all over the floor!This is one,Autoshite is an internizzles hub of bootylicious activity, cunningly disguised as a dozen blokes spendin' up photos of Talbot Solaras so you betta run and grab yo glock.This is Regies offering!That's pretty cool spittin' that real shit! Don't git tha point of it but it looks fun . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. It's as if Stanley Unwin has had ta '-G-to-tha-izzet wit tha times'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 OK, the world's just got weird. Here's some bizazzle about a genu-ine pimp-mobile. ENJOI. CLICKETH THE LICKETH( I have also hooked up my homeslice Raymanbizzle wit' da above. That's gonna fry his mind FO SHO' ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 My heads exploded............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRegieRitmo Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 But if I have ta listen ta any mizzle Great Gates Of Kizzy n no money I shall personally open them, I dizzay know W-H-to-tha-izzat it means and yo momma. This item is fo` money, right?Dear oh dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones96 Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 WTF have i gone into the wrong forum its like a meeting of the barry boys lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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