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A shameless 'cars and girls' thread (contains sexism)


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#15121 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:36 PM

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#15122 OFFLINE   colnerov

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:45 PM

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#15123 OFFLINE   colnerov

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:46 PM

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#15124 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:57 PM

^ oof!   :shock:


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#15125 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 04:16 PM

 

... Aye... Her identical twin was in Tesco earlier  :shock:

 

ooooF!

 

TS


Damn! I have broken my heir line......

Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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#15126 ONLINE   daveb47

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 04:18 PM

This never happens to me

 

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Get yourself an umbrella & a pair of tights & it could :shock::shock::-D


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When you are dead you dont know you are dead.
It is difficult only for others!

It is the same when you are stupid!

 
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#15127 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 04:42 PM

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#15128 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 04:42 PM

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#15129 ONLINE   Momentary Lapse Of Reason

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 04:48 PM

I'd take her over you any day!

 

You have no idea just what relief that brings me ,...



#15130 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 05:26 PM

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#15131 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 06:36 PM

Time for some Blue Oval action I think....

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#15132 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:13 PM

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#15133 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:25 PM

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#15134 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:51 PM

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#15135 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:24 PM

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#15136 OFFLINE   AlabamaShrimp

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 11:51 PM

You have no idea just what relief that brings me ,...


Aww you saying I'm not good enough for you? I'm proper upset now might go off in a huff, maybe slam a door of two
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#15137 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 08:53 AM

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#15138 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 08:55 AM

Betty Page getting rid of the competition again.


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#15139 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 10:40 AM

She is just checking the spare for cracks.


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#15140 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 11:17 AM

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#15141 OFFLINE   twosmoke300

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 11:22 AM

Mini Girl is rather pretty.


Mini girl is HOT !
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#15142 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 11:25 AM

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#15143 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 11:28 AM

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#15144 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 02:03 PM

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#15145 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 02:12 PM

More Commie grim-ness, enlivened this time by Brian Setzer's mum.....

 

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#15146 OFFLINE   forddeliveryboy

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 04:26 PM

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#15147 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 04:39 PM

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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
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1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

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#15148 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 04:40 PM

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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#15149 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 04:43 PM

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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#15150 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 04:44 PM

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1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint





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