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A shameless 'cars and girls' thread (contains sexism)


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#14521 OFFLINE   AngusToledo

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 12:24 PM

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Lenny Henry still isn't funny.

#14522 OFFLINE   AngusToledo

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 12:26 PM

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Lenny Henry still isn't funny.

#14523 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 01:07 PM

dont not work^^

 

A wonderfully illuminating (and possibly thankful) insight into Junkman's internet perusal there   8)

 

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Pardon my ignorance, but just what is a 'shaved shooshtime' exactly?  Can we get one on mail-order?  WLTM!


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#14524 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 01:09 PM

Bejaezzuss... MorePies, pet!

 

Isn't that Thandie Newton or somesuch?  The annoying narcissistic actress from Blighty, but lives over the pond


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#14525 ONLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:02 PM

thandie newton indeedy and yes most irritating


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#14526 ONLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 12:04 PM

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We is smoking some tab


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Shitroen C4 GP 2006 1.6HDi - Wife's daily

Pug 307 - son's daily runner

Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


#14527 OFFLINE   xtriple

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 12:24 PM

Middle one for me please, have her (un)wrapped and delivered forthwith... :)


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#14528 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 04:35 PM

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#14529 ONLINE   AlabamaShrimp

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 04:51 PM

Middle one for me please, have her (un)wrapped and delivered forthwith... :)


I'll go dig her up as soon as I find the grave!
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Hey moustache!

#14530 ONLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 06:02 PM

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#14531 ONLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 06:04 PM

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#14532 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:18 PM

I'll go dig her up as soon as I find the grave!

 

Pretty sure she is still alive - I think I pulled her just before Christmas.


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#14533 OFFLINE   conkerman

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:34 PM

Middle one for me please, have her (un)wrapped and delivered forthwith... :)

She looks like Dave Hill from Slade.

Are you feeling OK?

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#14534 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 06:46 AM

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Why is she taking a dump in the boot of the Alfa??

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I had my photo taken with REM. That's me in the corner...

#14535 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 06:48 AM

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As soon as Bond activated the powerful magnet Q had fitted to the Fiat, there was no way she could escape.

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I had my photo taken with REM. That's me in the corner...

#14536 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 10:56 AM

As soon as Bond activated the powerful magnet Q had fitted to the Fiat, there was no way she could escape.

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Fanny magnet.
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#14537 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:00 AM

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I used to have a signature, but now I don't.

#14538 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:04 AM

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I used to have a signature, but now I don't.

#14539 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:27 AM

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Mercury Cougar.
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#14540 ONLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:31 AM

Mercury Cougar.


She's a bit young to be described as a Cougar and I think you'll find she's from Britain not Mercury.

#14541 ONLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:34 AM

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#14542 ONLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:38 AM

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#14543 OFFLINE   conkerman

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:48 AM

Jesus they look like they have been pounded flat.

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:22 PM

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Taken at Morris Leslie?

#14545 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:36 PM

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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour
1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#14546 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:39 PM

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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour
1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#14547 ONLINE   alcyonecorporation

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 02:24 PM

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Storage Hunters got desperate.
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What we need is more poo brown cars.


Top tip, stop buying shit old cars. Works for me.


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#14548 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 03:04 PM

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I used to have a signature, but now I don't.

#14549 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 03:49 PM

All vauxhalls are shit etc, can't even get to the dogging layby


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#14550 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 04:21 PM

All vauxhalls are shit etc, can't even get to the dogging layby


Resourceful lass, wipe dipstick clean with her pants type joke, Finbarr Saunders, fnaaaarr fnaaaarrr.




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