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#14521 OFFLINE   TerryWogan

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 12:24 PM

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If the internet had piles, Facebook is where you would apply the ointment.

#14522 OFFLINE   TerryWogan

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 12:26 PM

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If the internet had piles, Facebook is where you would apply the ointment.

#14523 ONLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 01:07 PM

dont not work^^

 

A wonderfully illuminating (and possibly thankful) insight into Junkman's internet perusal there   8)

 

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Pardon my ignorance, but just what is a 'shaved shooshtime' exactly?  Can we get one on mail-order?  WLTM!


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#14524 ONLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 01:09 PM

Bejaezzuss... MorePies, pet!

 

Isn't that Thandie Newton or somesuch?  The annoying narcissistic actress from Blighty, but lives over the pond


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#14525 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:02 PM

thandie newton indeedy and yes most irritating


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#14526 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 12:04 PM

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We is smoking some tab


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Shitroen C4 GP 2006 1.6HDi - Wife's daily

Pug 307 - son's daily runner

Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag but maintained by me

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

 

 


#14527 OFFLINE   xtriple

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 12:24 PM

Middle one for me please, have her (un)wrapped and delivered forthwith... :)


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#14528 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 04:35 PM

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#14529 ONLINE   AlabamaShrimp

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 04:51 PM

Middle one for me please, have her (un)wrapped and delivered forthwith... :)


I'll go dig her up as soon as I find the grave!
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Hey moustache!

#14530 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 06:02 PM

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#14531 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 06:04 PM

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#14532 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:18 PM

I'll go dig her up as soon as I find the grave!

 

Pretty sure she is still alive - I think I pulled her just before Christmas.


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#14533 OFFLINE   conkerman

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 11:34 PM

Middle one for me please, have her (un)wrapped and delivered forthwith... :)

She looks like Dave Hill from Slade.

Are you feeling OK?

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#14534 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 06:46 AM

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Why is she taking a dump in the boot of the Alfa??

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#14535 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 06:48 AM

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As soon as Bond activated the powerful magnet Q had fitted to the Fiat, there was no way she could escape.

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#14536 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 10:56 AM

As soon as Bond activated the powerful magnet Q had fitted to the Fiat, there was no way she could escape.

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Fanny magnet.
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#14537 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:00 AM

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I used to have a signature, but now I don't.

#14538 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:04 AM

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I used to have a signature, but now I don't.

#14539 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:27 AM

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Mercury Cougar.
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#14540 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:31 AM

Mercury Cougar.


She's a bit young to be described as a Cougar and I think you'll find she's from Britain not Mercury.

#14541 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:34 AM

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#14542 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:38 AM

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#14543 OFFLINE   conkerman

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 11:48 AM

Jesus they look like they have been pounded flat.

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#14544 OFFLINE   BavarianRetro

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:22 PM

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Taken at Morris Leslie?

#14545 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:36 PM

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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................fucked
1970 Rover P6 V8........................................soon red inside
1979 Mobylette AV89.............................................running

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1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.........................boring


#14546 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:39 PM

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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................fucked
1970 Rover P6 V8........................................soon red inside
1979 Mobylette AV89.............................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with comedy numberplates

1996 Land Rover Range Rover 4.6 HSE........................for sale
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.........................boring


#14547 OFFLINE   alcyonecorporation

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 02:24 PM

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Storage Hunters got desperate.
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Lukas, shaking his head


#14548 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 03:04 PM

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#14549 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 03:49 PM

All vauxhalls are shit etc, can't even get to the dogging layby


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#14550 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 04:21 PM

All vauxhalls are shit etc, can't even get to the dogging layby


Resourceful lass, wipe dipstick clean with her pants type joke, Finbarr Saunders, fnaaaarr fnaaaarrr.




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