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#61 ONLINE   Alexg

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 06:14 PM

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1979 Allegro Estate S2

1985 Sinclair C5

1974 Renault 5 TL - Leboncoin special

2001 Rover 75 Connoisseur SE 2.5 V6

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#62 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 07:03 PM

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'03 MG Express(172K)Crashed & broken

'98 Volvo C70 T5 

'53 Rover 25 Diesel Donor or maybe keep?

'52 Rover 25 1.4 Same as above


#63 OFFLINE   oman5

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 08:23 PM

:D :D :D

....und das Auto ist auch nicht schlecht!!!


Apologies. Its not that my German is bad, its the fact that I am incapable of typing the correct English into Babelfish. :oops:



LOL!! I just used google translater, aside from ordering beer/coffee/inviting fascist german 1930s governments to invade my country, I don't speak German.

#64 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 08:39 PM

:D :D :D

....und das Auto ist auch nicht schlecht!!!


Apologies. Its not that my German is bad, its the fact that I am incapable of typing the correct English into Babelfish. :oops:

Highlight text, then copy and paste... And the car's not bad either!

#65 OFFLINE   rml2345

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 09:11 PM

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"Fancy a cab, anyone?" by Rich007, on Flickr

Flag them down, ride them then run away without paying. Something about a car.
Current Wheels;
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2003 Toyota "Leyland" Yaris T Spirit (Three times)
2002 Mitsubishi Carisma DI-D (Blob)
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1996 Volvo 940 SE Turbo Estate (Beeb)
1993 Citroën AX Neon (Les Tin des Bisquites)
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#66 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:57 AM

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'03 MG Express(172K)Crashed & broken

'98 Volvo C70 T5 

'53 Rover 25 Diesel Donor or maybe keep?

'52 Rover 25 1.4 Same as above


#67 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:56 AM

I had this as wallpaper for a long time...

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RIP Julie & Maisie

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#68 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:18 AM

That Atomic Kitten MG advert - surely a sign of the company's imminent demise!

Conrad Knight Socks


#69 OFFLINE   barrett

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:21 PM

Alexg is winning this thread by some margin.

A couple more from the archives:
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1929 Ford Model A (half)
1938-ish / 1967-ish Heron Austin special (half)
1965 Peugeot 404 Cabriolet (half)
1985 Citroen BX 16TRS
1986 Citroen BX 16RS Break
1992 Citroen BX TZD
1992 Citroen BX TXD (Autoshite bike)
1992 Citroen BX TZD Break

#70 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:18 PM

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2002 Honda Civic


#71 OFFLINE   Captain Mainwaring

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:08 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

'12 Mazda 2 (too modern)

'91 Pug 205 Automatic (fast-ish, less watery, stinks)

'86 Volvo 340 DL (nipple-rubbingly mint)

 

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#72 OFFLINE   otbhugefan number 11

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 10:31 AM

Posted Image fantastic body and the car not bad either :D

#73 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 10:52 AM

Hey OTBmegafan5, ask your mum or dad before looking at this thread please, we don't want to get in trouble off them

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#74 OFFLINE   freebird

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 05:37 PM

http://www.jokelibra... ... rwash.html

#75 OFFLINE   Paul Dupart

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 08:17 PM

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-carwash.html


Christ on a bike! You could have warned us, I was eating a fish paste sandwich when I saw the last bit!

#76 OFFLINE   AeroNautiCal

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:47 AM

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-carwash.html


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#77 OFFLINE   gtd2000

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 03:30 AM

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-carwash.html


Luckily I had the $9 "the works" car wash last night and avoided mental trauma! :twisted:
Tell it like it is...NOT how it should be ;)

#78 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:55 AM

I got a warning pop up so didn't open it :|
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#79 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:07 AM

Oh dear ....

http://www.kitcarsho...2011/misskitcar
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#80 OFFLINE   otbhugefan number 11

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 10:31 AM

Posted Image fantastic body and the car not bad either :D

#81 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 10:52 AM

Hey OTBmegafan5, ask your mum or dad before looking at this thread please, we don't want to get in trouble off them

PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#82 OFFLINE   freebird

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 05:37 PM

http://www.jokelibra... ... rwash.html

#83 OFFLINE   Paul Dupart

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 08:17 PM

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-carwash.html


Christ on a bike! You could have warned us, I was eating a fish paste sandwich when I saw the last bit!

#84 OFFLINE   AeroNautiCal

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:47 AM

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#85 OFFLINE   gtd2000

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 03:30 AM

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-carwash.html


Luckily I had the $9 "the works" car wash last night and avoided mental trauma! :twisted:
Tell it like it is...NOT how it should be ;)

#86 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:55 AM

I got a warning pop up so didn't open it :|
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#87 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:07 AM

Oh dear ....

http://www.kitcarsho...2011/misskitcar
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#88 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:05 PM

Spotted on PH and seems appropriate here -

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http://pistonheads.c...les/3902308.htm

All jokes about it only costing £550 to take her Cherry should be left below.

#89 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:31 PM

Spotted on PH and seems appropriate here -

http://cdn.images.pistonheads.com/aimg/3...


I'd be on that like a flash. ATCNBE.

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#90 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 11:45 PM

Bloody hell she looks miserable! ATCNBE... :lol:

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