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#31 ONLINE   John F

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:53 PM

You mean this one?

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Can't find a bigger pic than that, soz.

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#32 OFFLINE   Jack_Harpers_Teeth

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:02 PM

NIce little boobs on this French bird;

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#33 OFFLINE   freebird

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:09 PM

You mean this one?

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Can't find a bigger pic than that, soz.

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Edit: Can anybody find me a pic of BBC1s Susanna Reid draped over an Dacia Duster?
A photoshop would be fine, even better if you could do it wiv her bristols draped over the bonnet.
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#34 ONLINE   John F

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:09 PM

Redhead filling up the coolant in her K-series Rover after sorting out her OMG HGF.

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Looks oh-so-innocent, but clearly happy to get her hands on a massive tool. AND THE SLAM PANEL'S NOT BAD EITHER, since that's all we can see of the car!

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Problems with the wheel on your Armstrong? Then attack it with a meat cleaver whilst showing it your gash!

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#35 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:12 PM

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This trick has never worked for me.

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#36 OFFLINE   wackywacerwill

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:42 PM

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Could dump a heavy load in one of them, AND THE VAN'S NOT BAD TOO.

#37 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:44 PM

http://www.blenheimgang.com/wp-content/u...


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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:46 PM

Many thanks to loserone of this parish for helping find this.

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#39 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:59 PM

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1/2 pint of throat yoghurt all ready to dispatch. etc etc
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#40 OFFLINE   gallondrunk

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 10:58 PM

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#41 OFFLINE   jakebullet

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:06 PM

Dirty!

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And the cars not clean either.
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:10 PM

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#43 OFFLINE   Alexg

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:14 PM

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#44 OFFLINE   Alexg

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:16 PM

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#45 OFFLINE   Alexg

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:24 PM

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 01:26 AM

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#47 OFFLINE   vulgalour

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 02:05 AM

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All the interesting bits have been carefully covered up, ATCNBE

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Interesting bumper arrangement, ATCNBE

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 06:01 AM

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I would defo get my truncheon out for that and grab by the fuzz. ATCNBE!


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I would give it a tug then get it out. ATCNBE!

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:39 AM

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looks great when topless...ATCNBE!!

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Get inside it and give it what for...ATCNBE

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#50 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 12:08 PM

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Its got a foot missing, but that wouldnt stop you giving it a good caning. ATCNBE!!!!

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 12:50 PM

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A half arsed attempt by an ageing group trying to push their tired wares on an uninterested public by flashing a few lines you have not seen before, in an attempt to distract your eye from the fact that they are actually old models that have been seen being used and abused on every council estate in Britain. AND THE CARS LIKE A MORRIS MARINA!
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#52 OFFLINE   Captain2Stroke

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 01:26 PM

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Coooo!!

And the birds ain't bad too !!

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 01:43 PM

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#54 OFFLINE   oman5

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 03:53 PM

:D :D :D

....und das Auto ist auch nicht schlecht!!!

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 04:25 PM

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#56 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:04 PM

Open the back doors nice and wide and slip right it. She'll thank you for it. ATCNBE

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#57 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:35 PM

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I'd love to rag this up a back alley until it's bottom end starts leaking. ATCNBE
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#58 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:54 PM

Right that my head total confused now! in one image the 2CV is twenty foot high and in another its 2 foot high.... either that or this bird is a midget and sometimes stilts? I do agree however she seems to have a back problem :lol::lol:

Shes a midget
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Shes a giant
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Buggered if I can work it out either?

Oh for chistsake, she's 5'8".



Also,

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g361...


Huge melons*!

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#59 OFFLINE   Alexg

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 06:07 PM

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#60 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 06:12 PM

:D :D :D

....und das Auto ist auch nicht schlecht!!!


Apologies. Its not that my German is bad, its the fact that I am incapable of typing the correct English into Babelfish. :oops:
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