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#1 OFFLINE   Marty

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 10:50 AM

Chrysler stealership.....

I saw one of these and wanted a closer look...

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Futershitetastic - and at £30grand and massive depreciation will be well worth considering in 6 years or so to replace the Blingo. Its like Dr Whos fugging Tardis inside, with twice as many buttons.
Phemominal spares prices and 5000 mile service intervals - Kwolity!

#2 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 11:12 AM

Futureshitetastic indeed!Is it the Alpha Sportswagons that have a similar tailgate - with the hinges forward in the roof so the back of the roof lifts up? Make the boot look bigger than it is. Love your signature ^ :lol: ^ I got my photo taken in the same place on a school cycling holiday. Happy days.

#3 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:08 PM

Aren't they essentially a Merc E-class underneath? So possibly not that bad a proposition. At least with these there isn't the prospect of sticking a mesh grille on is there?, like 300C owners seem to and make their car look like a Bentley... Look at the thickness of those pillars! The windows already look tiny from outside, there must be some fantastic blind spots from the inside.

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#4 OFFLINE   mk2_craig

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:25 PM

Winning banger races 20 years from now.

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#5 OFFLINE   garethj

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:25 PM

5000 mile service intervals

I went to look at a Chrysler PT Cruiser a few years ago and the dealer told me the service intervals were 5000 miles :shock: I told him I had an ancient Passat outside with 12,000 mile service intervals. He didn't really have an adequate reply....

#6 OFFLINE   marinast

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 05:27 PM

5,000 miles service intervals?How quaint. :lol: They certainly do look rather menacing, with their kiddy killing front grille, I bet that has an NCAP pedestrian safety rating of -3!That estate looks almost like a van, it certainly has the glass area to match.
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#7 OFFLINE   Micrashed

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 07:03 AM

Is the 300C in shite territory yet?
Cant be long off before these are as affordable as Lexuses (Lexi?)

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#8 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:21 AM

Personally I can't wait for them to become shite......I'll be having one then 8)

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#9 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:34 PM

Yours for £3000
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BUT!!!

Mileage: 260,000

:shock:

In a V6 petrol.....previously owned by Mr Esso TexacoMcShell

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#10 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 11:00 PM

Winning banger races 20 years from now.

Already doing it...

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Ah. Hang on...

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#11 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 07:27 AM

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#12 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 08:50 AM

Yours for £3000
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Chrysler-300C-Sal...

BUT!!!

Mileage: 260,000

:shock:

In a V6 petrol.....previously owned by Mr Esso TexacoMcShell

http://www.ebay.co.u... ... 58985a8e7a

A geezer round here has one as a taxi, though I think it's a diesel. It does seem really swish inside and whatnot, but I reckon if you owned one you just know that a world of pain is around a corner somewhere. I would suggest though that their 'council estate dreamers' appeal will keep prices reasonably high for a bit yet, just like the Lexus 200.
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#13 OFFLINE   Amazo

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 10:21 PM

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#14 OFFLINE   AeroNautiCal

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 12:43 AM

Winning banger races 20 years from now.



I doubt that many (if any) will still be around many years before then!




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