Beats being stuck at Luton...!
Anything beats being stuck at Luton.
....except maybe Bombay Airport.
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Posted 31 July 2018 - 07:21 PM
Anything beats being stuck at Luton.
....except maybe Bombay Airport.
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Posted 31 July 2018 - 07:32 PM
Anything beats being stuck at Luton.
....except maybe Bombay Airport.
The only funny thing about that place (the old terminal from the 80's, not the new one) was the building itself. I am absolutely persuaded they bought the aiport as a kit, then lost half of the plans and held the few they had updisde down when assembling it.
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Posted 31 July 2018 - 07:45 PM
The only funny thing about that place (the old terminal from the 80's, not the new one) was the building itself. I am absolutely persuaded they bought the aiport as a kit, then lost half of the plans and held the few they had updisde down when assembling it.
The other funny thing is that it's probably the best bit of Luton, because it offers you a route out of the place.
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F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside
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Posted 31 July 2018 - 09:37 PM
Fuck aeroplanes.
How can anyone be stuck in Gabon as long as there are 504s?
I'd rather have a ticking 504 than a ticket for a 707.
(The Junkman, fully aware of the fact that it was actually a 747)
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 06:00 AM
504's are boring, they don't fail, provide excellent comfort and in that part of the world are usually even airconditioned.
The planes however, are much more fun, thats why you take them!
Brake stuck and glowing red after landing? Release it with a giant sledge hammer and there goes the 727.
Batteries hauled out of a 737 and taken to the local bus depot for charging to make the jet go, why not...
Wall panels that keep falling off the inside of a A310? Thats what SPAX where invented for, doesnt matter that the ones we have are a bit to long.
Stupid chemical toilet doesn't flush anymore, a bucket will do.
Got luggage? You are free to haul it up into the hold yourself.
Overhead bin latches all broken? So what, just remove the stupid things.
Ticket? What ticket? Captain will collect cash just before we take off.
[could go on for pages... enough for today]
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 04:54 PM
I gave birth to a monster.
If you want a real challenge, find us a card of Piccadilly Stockport.
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What's the retail on one of those plumbed in fire extinguisher systems?
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 05:04 PM
Have one from Menton.
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 05:05 PM
Enschede.
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 06:19 PM
Typical R16 driver.. spoil that artists view.
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1978 504 GL
1977 504 V6 Convertible
1982 Tagora 2.2 Automatic
2002 Zafira Diesel
2004 Corolla Diesel
2017 Duster 1.2
1986 505 Turbo Injection1981 Talbot Tagora Dinin replica
1983 Talbot Tagora SX
1981 Talbot Tagora GLS1984 505 Turbo Injection1989 505 SX1982 Talbot Tagora SX
http://www.altefranzosen.de
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 06:21 PM
Help, where is my engine?
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1977 504 V6 Convertible
1982 Tagora 2.2 Automatic
2002 Zafira Diesel
2004 Corolla Diesel
2017 Duster 1.2
1986 505 Turbo Injection1981 Talbot Tagora Dinin replica
1983 Talbot Tagora SX
1981 Talbot Tagora GLS1984 505 Turbo Injection1989 505 SX1982 Talbot Tagora SX
http://www.altefranzosen.de
http://www.504cc.de
http://www.talbot-tagora.com
http://www.504forum.de
http://www.talbot-tagora.de
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 06:25 PM
what is that station wagon?
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1978 504 GL
1977 504 V6 Convertible
1982 Tagora 2.2 Automatic
2002 Zafira Diesel
2004 Corolla Diesel
2017 Duster 1.2
1986 505 Turbo Injection1981 Talbot Tagora Dinin replica
1983 Talbot Tagora SX
1981 Talbot Tagora GLS1984 505 Turbo Injection1989 505 SX1982 Talbot Tagora SX
http://www.altefranzosen.de
http://www.504cc.de
http://www.talbot-tagora.com
http://www.504forum.de
http://www.talbot-tagora.de
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'57-'59 Rambler Station Wagon
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 07:28 PM
what is that station wagon?
'57-'59 Rambler Station Wagon
Well done! I initially thought Rambler but could not find a match.
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 07:44 PM
It's precisely a 1957 AMC Rambler Cross Country Wagon.
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 07:53 PM
Thanks, JM - I was unsure about the Cross Country bit, it can be rather like assuming every tri-Chevy is a Bel-Air.....
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 07:55 PM
Piccadilly, Stockport, 1987
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1978 504 GL
1977 504 V6 Convertible
1982 Tagora 2.2 Automatic
2002 Zafira Diesel
2004 Corolla Diesel
2017 Duster 1.2
1986 505 Turbo Injection1981 Talbot Tagora Dinin replica
1983 Talbot Tagora SX
1981 Talbot Tagora GLS1984 505 Turbo Injection1989 505 SX1982 Talbot Tagora SX
http://www.altefranzosen.de
http://www.504cc.de
http://www.talbot-tagora.com
http://www.504forum.de
http://www.talbot-tagora.de
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Posted 01 August 2018 - 08:16 PM
PickledLilly London 2012.
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Clifton Hill. Melbourne VIC.
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Posted 06 August 2018 - 09:52 PM
Now, that's the postcard to send when you are in Paris!
And not this one.
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Posted 06 August 2018 - 09:56 PM
On occasion of the appropriate weather...
Oh, and it's Lucerne. Probably August 1956.
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Chianciano Terme.
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Posted 06 August 2018 - 09:58 PM
Westberlin.
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Posted 06 August 2018 - 10:03 PM
Chianciano Terme.
Nice car. What is it?
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Posted 06 August 2018 - 10:03 PM
Dunno.
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Posted 06 August 2018 - 10:04 PM
Hamburg, fnar, fnar...
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Ponta Delgada, île de São Miguel, Azores.
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