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#541 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 05 February 2018 - 07:41 PM

Where's the rain, the suicidal drivers, the illogical roadworks, or the Dante-esque steelworks and refineries?  ;)


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Posted 06 February 2018 - 01:44 PM

This is how I love my shite postcards.
 
Artificial colouring - check.
Awash with Autoshite - check.
Backdrop is Archishite - check.
Exotic location - check. (It's Essen, if you need to know)
Something politically incorrect going on - check (Note the cigar shop)
 
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When you could have an ice cream and a beer next to a Pfaff sewing machines shop in Lainate (Milan).
Note angular Ford not being as angular as the Lancia in front of it.
Also, there is an NSU Prinz 4 parked further down the street.
 
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A proper car and a very fast A Kadett are parked at the railway station in Aulnoye.
 
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This one is just marvelously shite.
 
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Posted 06 February 2018 - 02:02 PM

And for those who like really old French chod, this is St Jean de Monts last week.
 
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Note early 4CV (5 lug wheels) and late 4CV (3 lug wheels) parked side by side.
I learned this distinguishing feature from Marina Wolters. Stop sniggering!
 
 
Staying in France, this medieval archishite and some stinking cylinders with holes in them
are in Saint-Jean-Pied-De-Port and no, I did not make this up.
 

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Of extreme noteworthiness is that the place to the right of the gate appears to be open for business.


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Posted 06 February 2018 - 03:20 PM

I used to have some Austrian shite postcards, but can't remember where they are now....
F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside

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Posted 06 February 2018 - 03:26 PM

Where's the rain, the suicidal drivers, the illogical roadworks, or the Dante-esque steelworks and refineries?  ;)

You just described Dieppe. Were you lost ?
Dieppe also doesn't look like this:
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Next time you travel via Ouisterham give me a shout :)
Ouisterham looks like this:
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Posted 07 February 2018 - 02:17 AM

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OMG2OH2!

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 03:59 AM

This is Mojave, a drab place in that country West of the United States.

A lot of interesting chod and an Aston Martin someone festooned with those terrible whitewalls.

 

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 05:30 PM

OMG2OH2!

OMG what's an OH2 ?
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Posted 07 February 2018 - 05:44 PM

More postcards of French shite to bore you with.

I've no idea of why this one is a postcard:

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Another port:

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Grim:

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Comedy colourisation:

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Yankshite in Deauville:

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Tagora bottom left ?

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More seaside with added Decap:

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Yellow lights :)

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Vespa ?

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 06:00 PM

Oui, c'est une Vespa 400.   404 Hardcore, sorry Hardtop, action going on in that first one too (rubs trousers)  


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 06:47 PM

You just described Dieppe. Were you lost ?

 

Acksherley, at that point, we were!

 

Meanwhile, 5500 miles to the west of departement 60, that Mojave Aston must be worth more than the whole town now...


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 06:48 PM

Next time you travel via Ouisterham give me a shout :)

 

Will do, Keith.  Aiming to do the D-day beaches this year.


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Posted 08 February 2018 - 12:01 AM

More postcards of French shite to bore you with.

I've no idea of why this one is a postcard:

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Not just the postcard - the stamp shows the same building!

 

Apparently Rob Mallet-Stevens was a French architect and the postcard shows Rue Mallet-Stevens in Paris.


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Posted 08 February 2018 - 02:16 PM

I have no idea why this is a postcard.

 

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Looks like they frisk some English.


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Posted 09 February 2018 - 06:01 PM

Tagora bottom left ?

 

Solara.

 

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;)


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Posted 09 February 2018 - 09:11 PM

Borgward Isabella pick up in Punta del Este, Uruguay

 

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Agram, Austria Zagreb, Yugoslavia Croatia awash with GM chod.

 

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Looks like two Rekord P2, an A Rekord and a 1956 Chevrolet 210 four door sedan.


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 06:03 PM

Hazebrouck ca 1982. There's a Dolly Sprint.

 

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Imagine how many Simcas would have been parked there just ten years earlier.

How could they fuck this up so badly?


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 06:06 PM

Lots of R5s there. Mk1 Escort vaguely of note amongst the French stuff.


The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 06:12 PM

Interestingly there are at least four C Kadetts representing Germany, but only one VW.


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 07:03 PM

Also an early R4 on the bottom right, and a commercial version without windows in the C-pillars?


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 07:23 PM

Dyane, front and centre.  Merveilleux.


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 07:25 PM

Yeah, and you'd probably could have bought it for 250 FF TTC.


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 07:25 PM

Also an early R4 on the bottom right, and a commercial version without windows in the C-pillars?

 

R3, believe it or not: https://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Renault_4


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 07:26 PM

Is it only me who thinks the R6 was quite a flop?

You hardly see any even on contemporary pics.


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 08:12 PM

Let's go shopping in Stockholm

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Posted 10 February 2018 - 08:22 PM

Parking spaces used to be larger, 3 cars can fit in two spots, try that today.

What is the black one at the very right next to white 404?

 

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Posted 10 February 2018 - 08:33 PM

Jaguar Mark II? Also a Spitfire a few cars along that row.


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 10:13 PM

I also thought Jag Mk2, but there's another perhaps lesser known black car next to a black 404 a couple of rows higher in the photo.  I reckon that one could be a Simca Ariane or possibly a Simca Vedette.


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Posted 10 February 2018 - 10:46 PM

This is how I love my shite postcards. Artificial colouring - check.Awash with Autoshite - check.Backdrop is Archishite - check.Exotic location - check. (It's Essen, if you need to know)Something politically incorrect going on - check (Note the cigar shop) http://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/photos... When you could have an ice cream and a beer next to a Pfaff sewing machines shop in Lainate (Milan).Note angular Ford not being as angular as the Lancia in front of it.Also, there is an NSU Prinz 4 parked further down the street. http://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/photos...  A proper car and a very fast A Kadett are parked at the railway station in Aulnoye. http://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/photos...  This one is just marvelously shite. http://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/photos...

Looks like the hipster selling coffee out of a Citroen H van outside a station is not a modern phenomenon then.image.png
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Posted 10 February 2018 - 10:49 PM

Edsel front & centre in Stockholm, plus a mk2 consul & possibly zodiac
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to much power is just enough & theres more to life than mpg.





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