Raymanboywatch

[pogweasel]

Owd nutbag is on particularly fine form at present for those who haven't been watching.

 

Here's his 1057th attempt to sell that VittErald.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Triumph-Pimp-U-Ri ... 0241474572

 

Bonkers.

Columbo, Marlon Brando and bananas, and that's just in the first bit.

 

Prices are as madcap as ever too. £7,000 and he might think about MoT-ing it.

[Hertz]

Is this guy for real

BIN £7950 on eBay. The buyer will also be provided with the additional materials including imitation flexible persepex, carpet and vynyl to make carpets for it (burgundy) and tonneau (dark red) and for repair to the soft top which again is minor transluscent needed.We are also prepared to MOT the car at the £7950 if that is chosen. If bought not immaculate for the £5695 shon, we will also MOT the car, but not once first bid at £500.

Didn't bother reading anymore as I was bored stiff.

[Father Ted]

You should have...

To view speak to Ray on 07904 575043

[fiatdaft]

i think thats his maddest yet

[pogweasel]

Must have forgotten to collect his prescription.

 

PC Price guide "top whack" is £4750 for the creme de la creme of Vitesse / Heralds.

NUTTAH

[carlo]

Is the trick to rearrange the words to make legitamate sentences? Reminds me of the Eric Morecambe line - "I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order".However as Hertz says, totally tedious.

[Milford Cubicle]

 

I like his MS Paint skills the best.

Is anybody going to ring him?

[Ross_K]

Hmm.A home-made convertible.Home-made by raymanboy and his family.What could possibly go wrong?

[Rocket88]

monkeys and typewriters..........................

[wuvvum]

Lend Not My Robe Emblem On Burning Gold Your Shadow Phantoms Of DesireWhere Hire Intend, His Castle KeepAs To Your Chariots Of Fire.- © Raymanboy 2008The man is right up there with Wordsworth and Tennyson.

[Rocket88]

Has anyone on her actually made contact, and did they get any sense out of him?

[pompei]

Bonkers. Totally round the hat-rack.And how long did it take him to write that stream of consciousness listing?

[mcqueenmachine]

Is the trick to rearrange the words to make legitamate sentences? Reminds me of the Eric Morecambe line - "I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order".However as Hertz says, totally tedious.

If there's one thing 'The Rayster's' listings aren't - its tedious. He's obviously been fantastically and, I would imagine, expensively educated as he has a wide-ranging, almost encyclopedic, knowledge of history, architecture, fine art and - especially - classic cinema. My guess is that he's using some sort of voice-recognition software because he can't see to type. And he can't stick to the point. And he's mad - quite obviously. But tedious? Never. Anyone disagrees, I'll send Charlotte Rampling round in spike heels, stockings and Gestapo hat - just as soon as she's finshed with Max Moseley. He's been a very naughty boy...

[pompei]

Speaking of Mad Max - is the FIA going to fall apart? And would it matter?

[TheScrapman]

WTF!So if read it correctly at the bottom, if bidding doesn't get to several thousand, all you'll get is a steering wheel? Gotta be some problem with his babel fish?It sold for £1500 a few weeks ago...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0218774335

[mk2_craig]

It sold for £1500 a few weeks ago...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0218774335

I'd love to be able to sell the same vehicles over and over again, retain my 100% feedback and not get booted off Ebay for blatant shill bidding like old Maybanroy here. Maybe it's the enormous amount of listing fee revenue from him that persuades them to turn a blind eye to it.

[Father Ted]

Good member sudden bereavement - so never came saw paid nor took item understood

Yarr, right

[Split_Pin]

Bliemy I've never read one of this dudes listings till now.Mad as a lorry!His listing ranges from verbal diahorrea to acute dysyntery

[pogweasel]

quelle surprise!

 

He's pulled the listing.

One day, Ray, one day....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

He has completely failed to understand the concept of an internet auction.Why spend hours typing out all those reams of inane dross which he puts in every ad, only to then pull the ad again halfway through? The guy is a fuggin lunatic.No doubt it will be back on again shortly.

[Father Ted]

One day I will win the lottery, then money will be no object, then I will hit the buy it now button on one of his auctions and force him to sell me whatever grade A shite he has listed. When I go to pick it up - I will arrive in a lorry with a portable crusher on the back and simply hi-ab the shite into the crusher and crush it in front of the mentalist. Untill that day.....Still we have his phone number now, so whos going to ring him at 3am and ask if the car is MOT'd or not?

[AXrescuer]

The bloke is a sleeve short of a shirt!

[nigel bickle]

Does that make him a T shirt?

[pogweasel]

Here's some RayBiz:Yesterday I asked a genuine Q about one of the Range Rovers he has for sale, as a grunty V8 on LPG is right up my street. Reply came:

We dont use the item due to bereavement domestic changes. Not many miles since it was MOT'd - I think 1500 or something. We have no reason to think anything would be wanted for MOT.No idea of sizes - if you would lioke to ask re any particular electric items then I will try to check them individually and specicifically on an as and when basisas just popping out for breakfast - will be on 07947 xxxxxxRay

Seems reasonable enough, I suppose, fairly coherent but not overflowing with the info I wanted.Though I suspect that 'popping out for breakfast' entails guzzling Tennants Super in the park.... for later I recieved....

She goes beautiful, like a beautiful woman. And the reward is what you expect of that.Range Rover 2-Tone Plymouth Blue and Silver Wand. I rode her this afternoon and I wish I was still driving it like a gently rocking cradle. Money can't buy that, quality often does.

EH? Like Keats and Swiss Toni all rolled up in one big confused bale of mentalism.

[Volksy]

She goes beautiful, like a beautiful woman. And the reward is what you expect of that....... I rode her this afternoon.........

This worries me most.. I'd certainly be insisting on a full valet and a new exhaust prior to sale!!

[j-j]

Yesterday I asked a genuine Q about one of the Range Rovers he has for sale, as a grunty V8 on LPG is right up my street.

- yea, yea, like you'd actually buy something from this dude. I must admit the RMB bashing is getting old but still he's too nuts to really do business with. no?

[richardthestag]

He is back - originally listed in e-bay tat but shove in here for completeness

 

nice car - wtf is seller going on about £15k start

 

 

linky

 

edited to add - listed again by chelsea-dollshouse-antiques with a BIN £7500

 

2nd linky

 

As no doubt both ads will head south here is the text

 

Video -LANCIA MONTECARLO SPYDER

Lancias (all) Montecarlos all thousand of them we saw ten or twenty years ot more ago nice one this one the five speed emanuel model

"You do shine that for your fragrance you wear such

sweet justice that in gently passing me I would simply

recall all the joy that made you your music be all mine" - Gina

"Do not really want to take it off as I like it" - Italian - New York Italian really very nice.

The figure is not real for such a car wanted £15000 such a beauty and what a stack of bills photos showing complete bare restoration stored years since for private exhibit so she has some impotent history over seventeen years

"Gina"

A beautiful piece of Italy.

Call 07947 501134 any questions

Giovanni Agnelli..

(I am told should you find your computer is having problems accessing the MOVIE when you click PLAY, THIS MAY be because you haven't downloaded a "Quicktime" progamme 11megabite - this is a free 11mgb download which presumably can enable the process of "movies" on your computer and is available from the website "apple.com" (also listed in Google) to show the pictures if your computer is not accessing the moving pictures.There are so many problems one can have with movie but this may be the case not sure - one member pointed this out thought I'd pass it on).

Red

1977

NPI info: Out of three possibilities you probably got it right and for this we award the few the star of just merit - just merit, for the others you will get the award of the losers handshake - golden losers handshake and the map of Argentina nicely bound up in a waterproof packet for your next Trabant trip but in some ways that;s quite exciting with the right company. .: And oyu guessed that presnet not for his wife nor his girlfriemd but for Mr Beneto Mussolini. Would you be conversent with the life and werks of Beneto, bayers? This most remdial gentleman received no less a present of Giovanni, not Don Giovvani the dreaded opera of W.A, but from Giovanni Agnelli - of a Fiat. Which would you rather have - a Fiat, or a Lancia? This you choose with the 1938 thinking and I am not sure if one or two of you Baylovers have not given leave to consider the two really go together and surprised you don;t apparently know that by the bid. Consider yourself not so fortunate that you have the disadvantage of not being premier of that of your own country. That you should not have such cause to live up to and not have have to throw your chest out at 5' 2". It will not be my pleasure to give this car away to somewhat mediocre suggestions of a price from the niller feedbacks on the head of a man who was nearly Deputy Furher for no less than the Rineland for the great honour of the occupation of his country by his neighbours - if Beneto like we are, are too insistently at times you may wonder inclined to back the wrong item on Prisie's Bay and assume they can forget the whole affair. Miine is a man whose about 60 and can polish them all with no more than the flash of La Mer. You always will recognise the low bidders they use Napolese Mermaids at the weekend wonder if somewhat miss spent and the gloss up the high street that it needn;t surprise any one of you whether they havent seen the listing, don't have any time to bid, or as they too busy learning Italian for the wrong purposes. The real gents isn;t it true already speak it to a fine lady and this is the pedigree of our members LANCIA. Poco poco Seneuros Bambinos de l'Italie.

Offers for the car would best be first placed by phone really an absolute joke for Gina. .

All info: 07947 501134 backed up with your eBay ID, your deposit, postages delivery discussed if/where you offer is accepted. Completion and first bidding in acceptance on lisiting above conditions only.

Other NIP Info: Well most of you who claim you know Lancias will also know as I do you can;t get a decent bike for any kind of money but at this you probably will. Bu you;d still have the worst deal because as you know Lancia is one great name from the past and here I mean the most early days of motoring a nd that's about when you went to you chemists to buy petrol to put in your car. So here you can forget the Santinis and the Giovanni Agnellis these were in it before that long before that and thats what this model is about. The last Montecarlo development for the rally was the Strados, the other Montecarlo developements included for Daytona and whilst Alfa took on contender in some of the marketing of the parts, the great days for both were really over.Im sure you in you in your books of motoring history have even seen the original grand tall radiator from thel ast quarter of the last century with "LANCIA" inscribed across it. In some of those two the names of "the drovers" are now better kknown than the cars. And also, denegrated to that greater past tradition we are speaking of the Grand Prix, here not the Sunday afternoon two weekly drive round the supermarket car park at Neuburgrong, the famous Sunday afternoon supermarket driveround. Silverstone? - They're replacing it.

Money for to restore this or anything would set you back £10,000 - l mean everything when you wish you hadn;t wasted it the DATE on the bike before your second marriage 'cause your "first" couldn't stand the Reformation. So you're in with this Monte. The honeymoon will last you forever and you don't take your spanners with you in the first judgement of Tristan and "I- solder" - Tristan and Isolde by Richard Wagner the story of forbidden love between Cornwall and Ireland - you'll be glad you stuck with Gina. Like the third husband too, the car is neither immaculate nor concours. It is, however good, or even very good, or it's beyond the Etype I had and cost me £8000 as a box of bits and still never drove in a straight line when you restored it. I mean it is very VERY good , SO unusual for a Lancia never mind a Montecarlo we understand re the Luxembourg club this is chicks stuff. If this is the case it is likely it is not known as the site asked us for its details.This was or we would have prefered for it is £16,000 not a lot needing for a third wife suppose or honeymoon without it.

Like your girl, she looks and she goes. I never expected that - to achieve that bring some fuel and a charger as I only stored it not cosetted her.

£250 Deposit Whatever the "won" balance is, is then within six days please. It will help.

by contacting prior with your CONTACT DETAIL FULL NAME AND YOUR LANDLINE TELEPHONE NUMBER YOUR CLEAR DETAILS as details of by what'method and when you are paying.

In this all buying at any price is available to all members with no hint that the reserve is hidden or fraudulent or unwelcome or unpredicted bidding.

Very generally it may be said there have been offers and possibilities on the car and of course we know don;t we most of them are "maturing" or in simple terms we think of as "ingenuine" or "try-ons" if you like. To see with your own car what genuine non tyre-kickers there are and all the offers your car is likely to get, this seller we would like to think IS different to you. What this seller meant on Buy It Now or OFFER OFFERS WHATEVER THEY ARE AND ALL is exactly what is said. The car is simply better than our Cadillac so some of you are going to be a bit disappointed you never came up with any and doubt not ringing will win it and not paying for it will sell it to ten other people. But be sure of one thing any contract to exchange with cash our way means just that - won;t have us running to you. So get round your friendly bank and your Italian Job is all yours.

Not selling a been-can which has had a blow over. The whole thing is genuine which if there are tiny tiny bubbles anywhere has taken eight to 18 years to get there - a MonteCarlo in a million. The others will Bust you (The film named : Monte Carlo, Or Bust)

Paypal, Cash on collection in person, Direct Bank Transfer

As already made clear above all offers whatever they are can be considered, there can be no doubt what such a car costs to restore ask the club - or just look at the pictures and get the quotes for it! This particular Monte has an MOT to some mid way in 2009 a stack of history re bills with garages and because we have exhibited it not ourselves ever used it on public road. It has been stored the last six years and used for outings to MOTs

Supplied by Imogen Tribe for Ladbrook Sellers

Payment Option:

5% minium deposit obligatory (£200).

Balance within 7 days as:

Paypal, Direct Bank To Bank Transfer, Cash on collection in person. And these ar the acceptable payment options for this listing.

"NICE CAR !- FAVOURITE COLLECTIONS - GARAGE?"

"No - Karajan (The Conductor)"

"What abot Horowitz? (the New York pianist)"

"No - Gina!"

"What Really??! Gina Lollabrigida? - you could have her as your chauffeur."

No my man, he's already engaged with two dates and two cars he can't marry me at least this week.

[Hertz]

Is this him? Total Loon.

 

 

What's with the £15k then £7.5k listings

[garycox]

Not selling a been-can which has had a blow over. The whole thing is genuine which if there are tiny tiny bubbles anywhere has taken eight to 18 years to get there - a MonteCarlo in a million. The others will Bust you (The film named : Monte Carlo, Or Bust)

[Electric Leyland]

It all becomes clear. Raymanboy has explained his reasoning for the high reserves. Behold ... http://reviews.ebay.co.uk/The-Bird-Last-Inhabitants-Comic-View-By-Raymanboy_W0QQugidZ10000000000031766

The Bird - Last Inhabitants Comic View - By Raymanboyby: raymanboy( 110) 3 out of 25 people found this guide helpful.Guide viewed: 550 times Tags: Featheredcap-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bird

(A comics guide..or:- No Pets, Aren't We Not Just British?)

Auction goers always look for the cheapest.

Here's how being there goes wrong:

The Seller (auctioneer) offers something he is given to sell.

The buyer mistakenly interprets his sentiments by the very fact he/she is offering it as worth something - well, the buyer has to return with something ! It's a pup, or a dog's life eventually, and another trip to the recyclers.

Here is one example (hypothetical - it never happened) of Mrs X-Hyphen-Right, as surely follows:-

Taken by the new fashion of denim tweed or Denham's feed (there was once a film studio at Denham, Bucks - just a hypotheseis not currently in-vogue). She knew breeding never came cheap, and so...

She avoided all which started at one penny, or a hundred quid !

She went for what started the dearest and won - everyone courted her leaving eBay's Way Out, and offered them a hundred more cheaper.

She is still selling those them, and advertising them when they've had enough.

But they all bought pups, the biggest bargain in sales were all of Mrs X-Hyphen-Right's. She had the commision on the lot. Except, that is, The Bird.

A pup is for life and never ever on eBay - cherish it like it's only for Christmas - like you're only for Christmas.

I wouldn't have the dog myself.

Mine? A Bird - would have to be save not a pet for eBay

raymanboy.

Put HIM in charge of sorting out the ecomony.